Fairhaven High School - Huttlestonian Yearbook (Fairhaven, MA)

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Among Our Classes Miss Cheney: Today, in club meeting, we’ll try to work out a sentence written in a science code. This is the sentence — copy it down as I read — S-8-P-Q-4-5-” Voice from rear:— Beano!” o-o-O-o-o Question in a science test: What do we need in a room ‘ beside proper temperature to insure health and comfort?” Answer: We need humanity!” o-o-O-o-o Chemistry class reciting on Matter and Energy. Teacher: Joe, what is matter?” Joe: Nothing! I was changing my seat.” o-o-O-o-o Miss Applin: After heating bituminous coal, the by¬ products received are coal tar, charcoal, dyes and coke.” Mitchell: Phew, all we get up to our house is ashes!” o-o-O-o-o Miss Gifford: What does the word ' quackery’ mean?” (practice of a fake doctor). Shirley: A duck farm.” o-o-O-o-o Handsome Senior Lad: Would you like to go to the Senior Hop?” Little Freshman Lassie: (all aflutter) : Oh — yes”. Flandsome Senior Lad: O. K. Buy your ticket from me!”

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22 THE HUTTLESTONI AN afternoon at Vera’s Bowling Alleys. The enthusiasts are: Isabel Tuell, Cecelia Barnes, Eleanor Pierce, Roberta Howland, Janice Eldredge, Priscilla Place, Adra Allan, Elizabeth Smith, Shirley Davis, and Eleanor Wood. Hockey The girls’ hockey season opened last fall with an exciting game against Taber. This and one other game, in which Wareham was the opponent, were the only games lost by the Fairhaven varsity team. The schedule of the games is as follows: Fairhaven 0 Fairhaven 1 Fairhaven 3 Fairhaven 1 Fairhaven 1 Tabor 4 Dartmouth 0 Tabor 1 Wareham 2 Dartmouth 1 The girls chosen for the varsity team were: M. Tripp—Left Wing L. Sylvia—Right Inside E. Smith—Center Bully P. Place—Left Inside E. Pearce—Right Wing E. Wood—Left Halfback I. Johnson—Center Halfback C. Barnes—Right Halfback E. Heuberger—Left Fullback M. Lewis—Right Wing E. Gregory—Right Fullback M. Klambt—Left Wing M. Perry—Goal J. Bouley—Left Fullback Jean C. McKoan, ’37

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24 THE HUTTLESTONI AN From one of our science test papers: The four ways of cooking food are boiling, broiling, frying, and baconing.” o-o-O-o-o During a discussion on presidents in Miss Robinson’s history class: First Pupil: Was Blaine a well-liked President?” Second Pupil: I don’t think he was.” Third Pupil: Fie couldn’t have been; he never was president!” o-o-O-o-o Overheard in Miss Williams’ Room during home room period. Miss Williams: The duties of the chairman of the Citi¬ zenship Committee are .. Now Perry, What are you going to do?” Perry: Resign.” o-o-O-o-o Miss Talley: When did Gaius Gracchus die?” Roberta: I don’t know, Miss Talley; he didn’t die in this book.” Compiled by The Staff.