Fairfield Community High School - Reflector Yearbook (Fairfield, IL)

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'W ll Y!! We. thc Senior class of I9-l8 ot the F8lf'llClClCOfT1' munrty l-lrgh School, belng of sound mrnd and sane body fno matter what the oplnron ot others Isl. hereby revoke any prevrous wulls and make our LAST wull and testament. Our treasury has lrttleg our treasury owes much: the rest we leave to the poor. The Class as a whole bequeaths to the Junrors ali the chewung gum they have deposrted under desks. seats, floors of the local theaters. bleachers. and any other convenlent place. They may sell lt to Mr. Wrtg- ley at a dlme a chew at they wash. lt as vvorth more than the chemung gum they can get at Overbee's. havlng been already broken nn, To the Sophomore class of l9-l8 we leave all the cigar stubs, cigarette butts, and plpe ashes found ln the bowler room, the rest rooms. and on the front stepsg also we leave the halt used bex of stogres whrch the S Club makes the new members chew at unutla- ttons. To the Freshmen, God bless thelr lrttle souls and help them through the next three Years of trying to convince therr teachers that they have studned therr assrgnments, we leave our good manners lioke-Hall. our persuaslve way with teachers 'laugh agalnl, and all those third-hand comlc books that are left lying around lockers, We srncerely hope that you take your unhcrrtances and make the best possrble use of them To the whole school we gladly leave our teachers. The lust that follows may make you the hear of some Senlor Char- actenstrc or complex. Rtchard Pennungton leaves to Arthur Xanders one zcrewdnver sllghtly used but almost good as new. l-le may call for lt at locker number l52, middle floor, any day between 8230 and 4:00 Randall Scott leaves to Vlrgrl Sprague has gun. Vvfhrch gun? Why, the one he's always shooting the bull wlth, of Course. Carroll Curley Elllott leaves Jtm Land to anyone who wants htm. John Haegle leaves to nm 'tclmla' wood that sack of Lay Cr Bust chlck starter rn the hope that he does the latter, Margie Meeks leaves to Helen Tribe her sweaters. Don't wear them backward, Helen. Charles Sterner leaves to Jerry Bates all those empty bottles out back of the schoolhouse. No, Jerry, they haven't anythlng tn them, but you stlll mlght enjoy smellrng them. Harold Moore leaves to anyone, who rs lucky

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N1 .J K '. rms' - ,Hill Iwi! ri 45 We just received a bulletin from Washington that Senator Blowhard lAllen Spaldingl has just been re- elected Senator from Mississippi, His faithful aids are Junior Stewart and Robert Solomon. We were just in time to attend the Festival of Roses. The Queen was our good friend, Wanda Vaughn, Her attendants were Rosemary Tice, Helen Soward, Lucinda Wilson, and Wilma Wallace. At first it was a little hard for us to believe that the Queen and attendants were all old Fairfield chumsg then we saw the iudges - - Pauline Harris and Mary Belle Miller --- now isn't that a coincident?? Immediately after the Festivals were over, we parted, feeling very elated at having renewed our friendship with all of the Class of '-IS. Gordon must go back to New York to resume his part in Jack and the Beanstalk, and Mary Lou to meet the Rodeo in Denver. Dear Miss Lonely Hearts: I have heard rumors that I am a very popular girl. Should I believe the rumors, or is it really true that I am the prettiest girl in school? Beautifully yours, Emogene Price Dear Miss Price: You must remember that Beauty is as beauty does. That is the only way to compare beauty with others. LONELY HEARTS CLUB Miss Cupid Lonely Hearts

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IINN enough to get by woth ut hus hablt of never gettung to school untll 9 30 Clyde Englebrvght and Donald Rose leave to Ednth Dye and Leona Rogers theur seats an Englush IV Herb Hawbecker leaves to Betty Sue Hlcks one whlte rabbut wuth long ears punk eyes short tall and roman nose John Dock Hancock leaves to Eugene Hall has gym trunks Wlth a llttle waist adjustment they should serve as trousers Bull Theofanopoulos leaves to Eluas Sumpson one paur of small lsuze IZI tennls shoes Duck McCoy leaves to Dale Barr hrs Ways and Means Commlttee lDark Town Poker Clubl and hus slogan lm always A W O L or Always Walt :ng on Louuse Juanuta Jessop leaves to Helen Martln her new novel How to Avoud Competutuon Rachel Lou Slagel bequeaths to Dorothy Koontz her abuluty to Interpret poetry umpersonate a certaln ut casualness Loma Frederuck leaves to Ella Louuse Bobbett her Classtcal technuque at the piano and her rendltuon of SOME OF THESE DAYS To Bnlly Burckett James Ralph Cash leaves has SAVOIR FAIRE and the memoraes of all the charm :ng gurls he has known nn the class of 48 Wanda Ashbrook bestows her ACLAT loomph that as nn Englushl to Betty Martnn Phyllus DeMent bestows upon Muldred Rogers that Ah vant to be alone Garbo lune and wlshes to lmpart the advlce that she use lt only when a certaln char acter IS about Mary Lou Lewus leaves to Norma Bruce those Dark Eyes that Well here lam attutude and her graceful carnage lthe one that has four wheels Buick you knowl Charletta Webber leaves to Betty Borah her looks un a bathung sunt and her abuluty to sneer and say Forget It kvd just forget rt Vurgunua Self leaves to Anuta Marshall her pos: tnon as fullback on the Snake Island football squad her love of horses and the arlas from CARMEN and LA TRAVIATA she srngs whsle playrng basketball for the G A A Loss Frederuck leaves her Ah me sughs to Betty Frueclley lOh that American Hlstory l Barbara Kelley leaves to Betty Harrlson that res onant alto voice and all those A s an chemistry The ambutuons of Charlene Trube havlng been real uzed now that she IS Bob Hopes chlef gag writer leaves to Jlm Mugrage the BRAYER feature wrltung Pat Dlckey bestows upon Norma Holmes her morse code vvhuch she uses In Amerncan History Bonnle Gaddus glves Alnce Swttzer her obstunacy to Stuck to her guns and stay nn the saddle lwnthout gluel She also leaves RAGTIME COWBOY JOE Allce Andrews leaves to Sudonla Jett her favorite sayung Oh you cad lla Mae Bell leaves to Mary Hutchcraft the type wrlter that must be overhauled every tlme lt 5 used Leona Kearfoot leaves to Betty Ostendorf her purs contamung one battered ltpstnck two eversharps one pen one book on etlquette three cngars four compacts two eyebrow pencnls one parr of gloves three combs one coln purse and ore naul flle Eleanor Cable leaves to Elouse lvers her soprano vonce tuny waist and the thought that THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE Myrta Dale leaves to take French lessons lThls doesnt concern Tlckner at all I Dale Fellx leaves to Robert Jessop has tltle of belng the strong snlent type and hls broad shoulders Betty Jo Robertson leaves to Marjorue Etherldge her book of addresses and telephone numbers also names of unavallable boys June Grubb guves to Alberta Smuth her seat ln commerclal geography wuth the warnlng B careful Mass Stnerwalt us a wonderful teacher but oh how Struct Marlorue Burton leaves to Roxle Pollard another Srnatra fan the bow tue she wore during her Sopho more year Vurgrnna Bumpass guves Dolores Solomon her book on HOW TO LEARN THE ART OF STUDYING wlth apolognes for mlssung page number forty four Cordon Jenklns leaves to Leroy Wrlson the stall e set up In the chemistry laboratory the one whuch dnstulls anythnng from corn lukker to orange lulce I CJ ll I!! , I I , . , l beegie character, and her air of l-don't-believe- ' I I ' If I ' I ' ' ' . e . . I F 4 I I-I