THE REFLECTOR FUN 8s FEATURES Finit Mate: A fine lookout you are! What are those lights to the starboard? Russell Terrell Knew in the Navyl: It looks to me like a drugstore, sir. Ray Lee: I'm reading here that Drake sailed around the world on a galleon. Glen Piatt: Boy, they got real mile- age in those days, didn't they? Mr. Parsons: Bob, why don't gou get busy? I think you are a little afraid of work. Bob Daniels: Me afraid of work? Why, I can sleep iight here beside it. Clyde Robbins: What are you doing with that little baby turtle? Jim Book: Well, Miss Karr claims these things live to be two hundred years old and I thought I would take this one home to find out. Mr. Olson: Jim, tell me how you would make a piece of stove-pipe. Jim Curry: Well, I'd just take a hole and wrap tin around it. Papa: Daughter, haven't you gained weight? Daughter, just home from college: Yes, Papa, now I weigh a hundred and forty pounds stripped for gym. Papa lhorrifiedl. What! Who in thunder is Jim? Pastor: Bob, last Sunday you asked for prayers tor Anna Bell: would you like this repeated this Sunday? Bob Friedman: No, thank you kind- ly, reverend: Anna Bell won Monday by two lengths. :Clyde Turner: You believe in help- ing one another, but you :till wont lend me two bits. Harold Tucker: No, because you al- ways Want to be the other. Mr. Holt: What happens when a body is immersed in water? Marshall Kenshalo: The telephone rings. Stewart Meinsohn: I know all about that town. By actual count there are thirty-seven dives and taverns, and I am proud to say that I haven't been in one of them. Paul Gurly: Which one is that? Passenger on a slow train in Arkan- sas: I ask you, conductor, why don't lou take the cow-catcher off the engine and put it behind this car here? As it is now, there ain't a thing to hinder a cow from strolling into a car and biting a passenger. Mug Anderson complained to his sergeant that he had a splinter in his linger. You should have more sense, was the harsh comment, than to scratch :our head. Ben Rountree: I have to have a raise, sir. Three companies are after me. Boss: Is that so? What companies? Ben: Light, phone, and Water. Visitor: How old are you? Little Boy: I'm at the awkward age. Visitor: The awkward age? Little Boy: Yes, I'm too big to cry, and too small to swear. Ist drunk: Shay, guessh what I had for breakfasht. It beginzh with an Un . 2nd. drunk: Nanner? lst: Nope. 2nd: Norange? lst: Nope. 2nd: Well, what? lst: Negg. Leland Rawls: Kas he looks at report cardlz Well, I'm as famous as George Washington. Lowell: How so? Leland: I went down in History. Miss Marlin: Bob, you're the most valuable man in the class. Bob Friedman: How's that? Mirs Marlin: Well, you talk in your sleep and keep the rest of the class awake.
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