Fairfield Community High School - Reflector Yearbook (Fairfield, IL)

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--l me Rmzcron 1- -- CLASS PROPHECY OF 1942 Hyde Park, Capitol, State of D5 spepsia, South America, May 29, 1962. Tonight the royal palace of Demi-Dictator Dye of Dyspepsia, tHayl Dye!! was the scene of a gala celebration at which the Dictator celebrated his third year in power by sponsoring a reunion of his graduating class of 1942 of Fair- field Community High School, Fairfield, Illinois, USA. Surely everyone is familiar with Dictator tfondly called El Garlicob Dye's thrilling story,-his marriage to adventuress Kathryn Koontz, his political struggles, and his rise to power in the State of Dyspepsia, South America, as the irst democratic-dictator in the world. The magnificent royal palace here in Hyde Park, the capitol, was elabor- ately and beautifully decorated for the occasion. Red and black streamers hung in all the rooms, white roses islam flowery were everywhere, and all sorts of cards and banners carried the old class motto, Push, pull, or get run over! lEl Garlico must have been confused on this point.J In the greeting line at the palace were the familiar faces of many of Dyspepsias leading men and women. Among them weze Field Marshal William Haynes of the DDOIIS KDyspepsia Department of Official Internal Information and Stufflp Commiscar Stewart Meinsohn, former state architect but now Com- missar of Billiard Halls and Bowling Alleysg Commissar Meinsohn's wife, for- merly Miss Judith Zimmerman, of the Dyspepsia Propaganda Ministryg Major- general Lowell Mauck, collector of taxes, tariffs, revenues and match book coversg Admiral-in-chief of Dyspepsia navy Max Atkinson and Lady Atkin- son, formerly Miss Betty Elliotg and Technical Advisor-General Robert Dan- iels and his fifth wife, formerly Miss Dorothy Musgrave. Everyone cheered when at an appointed time during the celebration all guests assembled in the royal chancellery where many honors were conferred upon the sons and daughters of Fairfield by the government of Dycpepsia. The first award was a medal from the Spanish Athletes of Dyspepsia to Dr. William Frankel for throwing the bull. Special mention was also given the doctor and his nurse-Wife, formerly Miss Midge Borah, for their work in curing Linton- the lungs tresulting from chewing the ragl and Spring-fever. Their latest work has been in collaboration with Dr. and Mrs. Willis Crooks Cfonnerly Miss Dorothy Brown! of Jeffersonville, Illinois, who are seeking a Sugar-cure for Sourpusses. Although all such attempts have as yet resulted only in sugar dia- betes, the doctors are not discouraged. Comedian Marshal Kenshalo, widely known as the Bob Hope, Mickey Mouse, and Three Stooges of his day, was awarded the covetedbtitle of Colonel in view of the fact that he is .so corny. Fred Haegele, famous cattle breeder, was honored for his pioneering in hog- 130318, a now popular sport. Mr. Haegele has been breeding the long-legged hogs necessary for this sport. Mrs. Haegele, formerly Miss Margaret Tribe, was given honorable mention for her pioneering in the sport of hog-calling. Ex-Admiral Max Simmons of the United State: Navy ww commended for de- vising the now famous Simmons Super-Suction Dry Cleaning Bathing Method which has brought happiness to thousands of people. As everyone knows, the Admiral was forced to resign from the Navy because of his allergy to water,

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-W-1-v-I--f--vy-,--H ..Y.. .,.-.-rv-N -fl. . We l1.... - THE REFLECTOR 'H-'H'- SENIORS FREDA M. BRUCE JOE FELIX, JR. Vice-Pres. and Sec. of Pep Club F,F,A, Home Economics Club Science Club G.A.A. Stunt Show Wheels HAROLD SCONAN MARIAN LANE HOBART KIGER HELEN CHAPPELL -CHARLES WILLIS HAMMIL Burriqt Prairie High CROOKS ??7f,giE?r'LEfS'F?1f..AiFn Club Hzigeoltgconomics Club 22225811 ra e State llveixgbck judging contest ALICE DICKEY ROBERT P. DANIELS JUDITH ZIMMERMAN PHILLIP PIKE Paper Staff Stung Show G.A.A. 1 Geff High School Spanish Club ggmrgnaricxal Club Ealgketball un . ow ,+,A, Editor of School Paper Softball .gf FREEDA JEAN KENNETH DORIS MAE VERLYN BURKETT PARTICIA ANN DAWSON BLACKFORD HAEGEIIE Iffesldent Hobby Club LENSGRAF , Stunt Show Commercial Club Home Economics Club Science Club Treasurer of G.A.A. Sec.-treas. of Spanish Club Commercial Club Pep Club Paper Staff MARGIE SANDERS LUCILLE O'LEARY WILMA MILLER DOROTHY MAXINE FREDA MAE Pep Club President Pep Club Pres. of Sophomore. GRUBB THQMQIJSQN GAA- GAA' C b g'?fS,0f C's e Hgh science Club GAA . . - I 1 0 . . . . Home Economics Club Iglgmrrlnrgelsgbewomigs Club Busingss Manager of Paper Sta-ff Hqme Economics Club Minstrel Show No Men Admitted Sclence Club The Chimes of Nor- G.A.A. mandy Glee Club