Fairfax High School - Guardian Yearbook (Fairfax, MO)

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livolution. l4'ri-slnnan: l donft know. Soplioniorez I 1lon't believe I can answer it. Junior: l 21111 not prepared. Senior: I don 't believe I can add a thing to what has already been said. I.a.Vaun tin il4lllZ9,'llSll,1 Hepzibah broke first into a hysterio giggle and then began to sob. lie-ez Isn't that just an old maid? Miss Corse: Please do not read so fast. Dick: I ean't understand you. Russell: I can 't hear you either. Dick: VVell, pick out your ears then? Miss Corse: VVere you speaking to ine, Dick? Dizzy: treading and not observing question markj VVhere are you going? Miss Corse: VVayne, please read that sentence again observing the punctuation marks. Dizzy: VVhere are you going, little buttonhook. Guy NYrinkle is so dunib that he thinks when a. baker kneads dough he is out of nioney. VVayne tdescribing the benefits of Photoplays in educationjz A person can see elevator railways and different Varieties of ani- mals. Mary: Miss Fisher, do you have any use for osteopaths? Donnie: The one down at Mrs. Cunninghanfs sure looks young doesn't he. Miss Fislier: Donnie, take the next sentence. Miss Corse: I want you to Write in modern newspaper style the eatastrope of Hainlet. Bryan: Found-Six inurdered and all of them dead. lVilbur Ball: I don 't quite see that. Lee VVrinkle: VVhy, a blind nian could see that with his cane. After shaving twice Albe was very niuch disgusted to find that there was no blade in his 1'2iZ01'.

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Society PROF'S BANQUET. 'l'he banquet that Prof. NValler gave, the kindwin fact, il was an oyster supper-and for the boys it was a royal affair. When the girls arrived on the scene afterward, that feed was the main topic for discussion a11d well it might be for the boys, one by one, declared with animation that it was the best yet. The simplic- ity of the supper and entertaiimient was the source of its success. Mr. VValler could not have expressed his appreciation and deep re- gard for the boys in a better and more simple way. and we think he was truly repaid for his efforts with the kind expression of thanks he received from both the boys and girls. FOOTBALL BANQUET. Un Jan. 30, Dr. and Mrs. Owen llunter entertained the mem- bers of the 1925 football squad with a most elaborate bampiet. The banquet. was originally planned for December 5th hilt had to be postponed because no one could be found to serve the dinner. .Xt exactly 8 o'clock, twenty-four couples filed into the dining room of the Presbyterian church to be greeted by the host and hos' tess. l'lveryone was struck by the decorations and the color scheme which was tastefully carried out in green and white. 'l'hc favors were imitation foot balls for everyone and white carnations for the girls. 'l'l1e team was officially greeted by little .limmy llunler, dressed in a miniature football suit, who had secluded himself in a large steel football placed on the table. lle greeted the Bulldogs with a hearty welcome and invited them to help themselves as he ,settled down beside the host to enjoy the dinner. 'l'he dinner eon- sisted of cocktail, salads, meat and dessert courses. The food was delicious and enjoyed by all. JUNIOR-SENIOR BANQUET. Un April 8th, the Senior class was the guests of the Junior class in the High School auditorium. This was one of the smart- est soeial affairs of the year. 'l'he auditorium was attractively decorated in green and gold in honor of the guests of the evening. On entering the room each Senior was presented with an American Beauty Rose, the flower of their choice. Each Junior ushered a Senior to a place at the table. lle re- mained that person's guest for the evening. A delicious three' course dinner was served, consisting of meat, salad and dessert courses. Loraine Vllalker acted as toastmistress and asked for sev- eral toasts and songs. YV. P. Green gave a toast to the spirit. of F. Il. S. and was answered by Lee Wrinkle who assured him that such a spirit- would be upheld by the Senior class of 19215 and 1927. The reinainder of the evening was spent in games and smooth- ing down the boards in. the new gym.