Fairfax High School - Guardian Yearbook (Fairfax, MO)

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Jokes Mr. tlri-011: 'l'his is czillvcl u sccuut. l'I:1iro: A sou I-ut I WWII who oyor Iwzml ot' 21 sou vat iu Geom- 4-try? Nlr. iil'l'l'lI2 No! It is II lim- through u virclo. Bliss Itlislivrz Whut wus thi- other towu iu Italy? 'I'iIIiv: I 1Iou't. Iiuow. Nliss I isIu1r: Wt- huyu zi towu iu Missouri with thu sauuc uzuuo. 'I'ilIio: I uirt':1x? Bliss Vorsv: For what things do wo YUIIICIIIIJOI' SIKIIIUYI Dick: Iiirth, lilo, zuul tlllzltll. Mr. G11-Q11: What is thu diffcrcuve hotwcou a tlioorom and ax prohlom, Alhert? Alhc-rt: A prohlom is ll2ll'fl9l'. Miss Itlishcra VVhut did Napoleon look like? Iwo: I cIou't kuow. I uoycr saw him. Glzulysz I haul u gzxtlufriiig' iu my head. Iwo: VVL-ro thvy :III thoro? Miss Fisliorz tthiukiug sho was talking' to 'I'iIlicI-1 Ili, prec- ious vlvuso ego in tho othor room for 1110. 7 A I'u0': Yi-s, ilvzu' woro you talkiuv' to me? 2' 7 . EN Ibivk tutrou is so ihuuh ho thinks Liwrpool is ai gzuuc blayod by IJIIICIIUFS. Miss Vorsc: Iiuo, put your foul clown whilu you rocitc. Iwo: I vzuilt thiuk ii' my Il-ut zu'0u't iu tho air. t'I1z1rlvs: A pursou would think you would hzuig' hy your kuocs ull tho timo thou. I zitIu-r: Ilulu, wlic-rv woix- you lust night? Dale: Oh, out rimliiig with a couple of boys. l'I2liil10l'Z IVQII, return this 4-ompzlct I fouud iu tho car. will You?

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livolution. l4'ri-slnnan: l donft know. Soplioniorez I 1lon't believe I can answer it. Junior: l 21111 not prepared. Senior: I don 't believe I can add a thing to what has already been said. I.a.Vaun tin il4lllZ9,'llSll,1 Hepzibah broke first into a hysterio giggle and then began to sob. lie-ez Isn't that just an old maid? Miss Corse: Please do not read so fast. Dick: I ean't understand you. Russell: I can 't hear you either. Dick: VVell, pick out your ears then? Miss Corse: VVere you speaking to ine, Dick? Dizzy: treading and not observing question markj VVhere are you going? Miss Corse: VVayne, please read that sentence again observing the punctuation marks. Dizzy: VVhere are you going, little buttonhook. Guy NYrinkle is so dunib that he thinks when a. baker kneads dough he is out of nioney. VVayne tdescribing the benefits of Photoplays in educationjz A person can see elevator railways and different Varieties of ani- mals. Mary: Miss Fisher, do you have any use for osteopaths? Donnie: The one down at Mrs. Cunninghanfs sure looks young doesn't he. Miss Fislier: Donnie, take the next sentence. Miss Corse: I want you to Write in modern newspaper style the eatastrope of Hainlet. Bryan: Found-Six inurdered and all of them dead. lVilbur Ball: I don 't quite see that. Lee VVrinkle: VVhy, a blind nian could see that with his cane. After shaving twice Albe was very niuch disgusted to find that there was no blade in his 1'2iZ01'.