Fairbury Cropsey High School - Crier Yearbook (Fairbury, IL)

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1. Guy Bandy, Marilyn Steidinger—Resting on each other. 2. Guy Bandy—Rear view. 3. Dolores Doran—At ease. 4. Dewey, Bastion—Admiring the new “flivver.” 5. Marie Giancarli, June Leetch—Step high girls. 6. Jane Burt, Vera Hankins, Marilyn Steidinger Foot loose and fancy free. 7. Mr. Juhl- What’s the matter, boys? 8. Bonnie Woodward, Peggy Hoffman, Phyllis Thompson, Joan Kelson, Lucille Monroe — What’s so funny, girls? 9. Jonathan Hetherington, Merle Metz—Nothing funny here. 10. Carolyn Shult, Barbara Somers- Doorway decorations. 16

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Queer Quips of Quaint Trainers Miss Whitford: Emily Post’s protege. She teaches the girls to behave on a date, To mind their manners, and find them a mate. She teaches them how to make cookies and cake. And to cook, I hope, for their hus- band’s sake. Mrs. Herzog: She teaches the master-minds About the ups and downs of lines. She also collects the library fines. She’ll make us go bankrupt some of these times. Mr. Fulmer: Aristotle, no, Archimedes! Oh, my aching head. Physics. The subject many take, and most of them dread. Not even a girl to relieve the strain. Besides would they have enough brains? «%- Mis ; Bateman: A new teacher among us Who makes her presence known, By giving daily tests. And oh! how we do groan. Listen at four when the door is ajar, You’ll find her inward desire is to be an opera star. Miss Jordan: She teaches about the birds and the bees, And says long words with the great- est of ease. She knows the name of each little gland, But the trouble is she things we understand. Mr. Juhl. You’re trying your darndest to study, When a buzzing comes to your ear. Mr. Juhl has started in sawing, And he keeps it up fo a year. If it isn’t ihis that is distracting you It’s our P. E. teacher in his shorts. Mr. Juhl, is this the thing to do, When you’re trying to teach them sports? Mr. DeMoss: Dowey do this, Dewey do that, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Do you do it, Dewey? «Miss Jordan’s right hand man, as he is to the rest of the women fac- ulty menbers.) Mr. Maurer: The man with mighty voice Whom all the boys admire. He teaches agriculture With plenty of vigor and fire. See, girls, what you’re missing! Miss Steidinger: She is quaint and sweet. So charming to meet, The queen of the little office fleet. You’ll find her work can never be beat. Miss Dugger: Our “model” teacher, so tall and straight. She dictates shorthand wih a speedy rate. A gift of gab that never ends, But you should see her list of friends. Miss Kemple: The great dramatist of our age. She directs our productions for the stage. She teaches English and speech, And we all think that she is a peach. Mr. Cummins: The lanky comedian of our faculty. Laugh at his jokes and you’ll pass history. Sing a wrong note in chorus and you’ll be out On your—(mystery.) Mr. Bastion: His face is smeared with coal dust, He’s dressed as a working man, He fires the furnace for us, And does with a smile all that he can. Miss Sharp: Would you like to enjoy the romance of foreign lands. Enter Miss Sharp’s class and take her hands, Through the mazes of Spanish and Latin you’ll be led Until amo’s and moneo’s, patio’s and estamo's .will make you wish you were dead. Mr. Gleason: No, Luke! No, no, not that— Eeekk---------crash—boom, Not a whole piece of glass Is left in the room. What is it? What happened? Just Chemistry class; If you can stand the nervous strain Luke will let you pass. 15

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CLASSES Four Ring Circus