Excelsior High School - Eagle Yearbook (Lake Park, IA)

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STONE'S SHOE STORE . .Spencer, Iowa SPENCER IMPLEMENT. . . .Spencer, Iowa BARRICK BROS . IEWELERS . . . . Spencer MORONY CLOTHING STORE. . . . Spencer BROWN'S SHOE FIT. . . . Spencer, Iowa TOWN 6: COUNTRY DRIVE IN . . .Spencer WOODWORTH'S ARNOLD'S PARK STORE vc-A-1--xv.-xv.-A-1:3--k-x-x-xv.-:meme-k-:rar-k-kv: A little girl took much too long re- turning from the store where she had been sent on an errand by her mother and she was asked, What on earth took you so long? I was watching the devil's funeral, she replied. What do you mean--the devil's funeral? Her astonished mother asked. Wel1, I was watching the cars of the funeral go by and counting them, and a man next to me said the poor devil was only sick about a week. He: Every night I dream of a sign on a door and I push it and push it, but I can't open it. She: What does the sign say? He: Pul1. The teacher was discussing with her class the importance of being care- ful when crossing the streets. Oh, don't worry, said six-year- old Anita. I always wait for the empty space to come by. WE NOMINATE FOR OBLIVION-- People who say, I've got some- thing to tell you. No, I guess I'd better not. Stockings with no mates. Television shows that I have seen before. Dentists who tell their patients Now this isn't going to hurt ........ Baseball announcers who make every fly ball sound like a home run. People who ask your opinion and then try to change it. Dogs that bark at four o'clock in the morning. She: Am I the first girl that you ever kissed? Otis: Now that you mention it, you do look familiar. Iudy: What's your cat's name? Gary: Ben Hur. Iudy: How did you happen to hit on that name? Gary: Well we called it Ben until it had kittens . From way down in my cranium I, this prediction makeg That, if you eat uranium You'll get atomic ache . 1 st boy: How old are you? 2nd boy: I'm five. How old lst boy: I don't know. Do you like girls ? lst boy: No. 2nd boy 2nd boy ' You're four . aooaooocooocoaoo are you ? Dean: Waiter, it's been half an hour since I ordered turtle soup. Waiter: Sorry, sir, but you know how turtles are . While on vacation in the country, the sweet young girl from the city be- came friendly with Kenny who lived on a nearby farm. One night, while they were taking a walk, they saw a cow and calf rubbing noses . You know, said Kenny slyly, seeing them makes me want to do the same thing. Well, go right ahead, came the reply from the girl. It's your cow. WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENIOYED THIS ANNUAL AND WILL CONTINUE TO ENIOY IT IN THE YEARS TO COME! WE WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED TIME, INFORMATION, AND PICTURES SO THAT WE WOULD HAVE MATERIAL WITH WHICH TO PUBLISH TI-IIS ANNUAL.

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