Everly High School - Punch Yearbook (Everly, IA)

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Januce Swutzer us the defendant who us emor flaw Prophesv Well wuth thus new type televusuon set we can see ten years un the future Thus wonderful machune was unvented by he great scuentust Mod Meyers Otherwuse known as Verland Bud Meyers The furst program us un a courtroom The udge IS Lanny Dullungham The sound o our set us almost ruuned when Judge Dul Iungltam requests the court to be quret We have George Huntz as the defense lawyer George seems very nonchalant as the trual opens for he us dealmg out th cards beung sued for usung the full power of her vouce whule advertusung a nught club act Her vouce dulled the senses of the enter tauner Cynthua Meyer Cynthua was to show the auduence the technuque f playung snooker Muss Meyer us one of the most old she us sunce that us a deep dark secret Oh' Oh' Here comes an advertusement Thus us about guggle gas soda pop manu factured by Ronald Mortensen the enter prusung young soda pop magnate Now back to the courtroom Another trol us up now George Kurchner us on trual for homucude It seems whule he was un Texas vusutung hus cattle ranch Joe Glackun ran over hus pet cat When George heard of ut he flew unto a tantrum and shot Joe The late Mr Glackun was the unventor of the no sleep robot I guess he hated t quut work each nught to sleep so he un vented thus robot whuch contunues workung all nught Joe always dud hate to leave school at 400 oclock Thus us so gruesome lets get another channel Ah here ts a wrestlung match The furst bout us between Wulbur Wall Wull Mor futt and Merlyn Sleeper Cranston Mer lyn has a terrufuc knack for puttung hus op oonents to sleep lt looks luke Wuld Wull us too much for hum Sleeper us pucked up and thrown across the rung' That Morfutt has really got power' That ends the match and here comes another advertusement An Everly graduate Jerry Mundt has duscovered a new way to make haur curl A dye acts on the scalp rrakung ut twutch Of course ut also makes your haur blonde Jerry has also put an urgreduent un called shurlfearuum Now back to wrestlung Its women op posung each other now Marulyn Lucky Ieslue wull wrestle Arlene Kuller Kumball The Kuller us favored because of her trucky dance step whuch confuses everyone How ver Marulyns power may offset thus Kuller lacks the strength to get out of tught spots' Oh no' Our televusuon us goung hay wurel Try and reach Dale Lorenzen the TV re Nope' Hus secretary Mary Ann Wueben says he us attendung a dance He always dud Ike to waltz Oh well' Mary Ann s sendung her france Don Ketelsen ou o Two hours later Don arruves He had to stop furst at Schoelerman Recordung Com pany to record hus latest song hut Hey Ba bee no tume at Don has all parts re moved so we mught lust as well vusut ob Schoelerman s record company We are admutted by the pruvate secre tary to the pruvate secretary of the pruvate secretary of Bob Thus us Loren Nuelsen who also records under the name of Wluusperung Ku Russell Holst walks un and volunteers to show us around Russell has perfected Q record whuch has a place to keep a deck of cards ISome of the songs arent too unter estungl w Q l 1 H 1 k u L U . . Y . E , , . , . . , x 4 . I i . . . ' n I A F I ' ' I , , I . . - - - - - , I ' ' , as . I . I . . . . O . I I A' H I . 4 . I , sought after performers. I couldnt say how poirmon. 1 ' I I , , I - ' T . . D I - . I I ' , . -- I , , t r fix lt. . . . . , . I - ' . . . . . . 1 I, H I , I ,. ', ' , , In all . . A ' 1 V A B - . o ' . I - T . . - , . . . 'd ' , , , - . , . ' . I A .

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Laddusaw who lcft durrng the summer Jo ann Jensen Marvrn Engel and Colleen North had the nnsfortunc to leave durrng the year whale June Grnger and Loretta Van Houten had the good fortune to lorn cs Mr Rrchard Morrts kept our young and rnexperrenced selves under has wang that year c tor ear ound us e more Independent and expectrng our class wrth our class play and lunlor sensor banquet Mrs Clarre Seffels able drrectnon of our class play Comrng Around the Mountarn turned rt unto a smash hat And Mrs Rec tors lurrsdrctron over the banquet caused rt to turn out exceedungly well The them Land of Mrdnrght Sun wrth nts rcebergs polar bears and penqurns gave an atmos phere of delrcrous coolness Our only casualtres that year were June Grnger and Loretta Van Houten And thus our goal was achreved' The senror year had frnally rolled around For a change we were the bug wheels at Inrtratron wrth the freshmen crawlrng at our feet and beggmg for mercy At the run or scnror banquet we were the guests of honor Of course we drd have to do our own work on the play but a vacatron rn the form of Skp Day helped us revrve from rf strarn Out of the twenty two senrors who marched up the arsle at Baccalaureat Parma Boyles Lanny Drllrngham Georg Krrchner George Hrntz Marrlyn Leslre Joe Glaclan Janrce Swrtzer Bob Schoelerman started and trnrshed school at Everly We prcked Unless God be wath us hope rs rn varn for our class motto and our colors were baby blue and whrte To go wrth our motto and colors we chose a what rose for our flower Soon we were ogarn marchrng down thc ansle to the strarn of Pomp and Crrcum stance only thus trme rt was Commence ment and were full fledged ALUMNI' Mary Thressen Arlene Krmball I . . ' ' c i ' th, , A I I G rw run' y f quit 0 bit ' f ' L ' ' , rings to be the best, to have great success Und MUVY Ellen Thl9550fW WCW? The 0095 Wl10 .. . . . , . I on

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Well, after that tour, we returned to . . to find our TV set once mo '. order Don Iaas been wa ching Toast I the Town Just as we get there we see ae famous ba let dancer Mary en essen It th sh as going gave up her brallaant career but she has de caded to marry That as the way at usually as the really good stars are so unselfasn they gave up their careers to gave other un fortunates a chance Otherwise the poor kids lust wouldnt have a chance not wath graceful Mary Ellen performing The twast she gives her hips outdoes all the others We that program as interrupted by another commercial We might aust as well enaor lass Wall We the graduating class of I954 an order that the seniors of 55 may tread an easier p have drawn up thas last wall and testament These traats and talents have been collected during our four years of hagh school and found to be extremely useful at all times Please keep cherish and sublet these merits to good and rigorous use so they wall aid you an your last year of E H S I P na oyles m ha an ever changing style to Janice Roskens Please Jan endeavor to entertain E H S wath the many and varied styles as I dad I Dale Lorenzen wall my photograoha equipment and the pretty models I someday hope to have to Denny Dallangham Also you may take my amatataons of famed oa non famed personalataes and do as you lake wath them I Merlyn Cranston wall my high socaety ways to any aunaor foolish enough to want them It took patience to perfect them and go and get something to eat, Oh, wait! Here comes an Everly graduate, lt is Sher- anan Scharnberg Sherman as an great de mand as an announcer and receives a very grand sum for each appearance This time he as tellang us all about Ford cars Bringing out a blackboard he draws the diagram of the Ford chassis Now back to the televasaon program Next as Parma Boyles She as appearing be cause of her great talent for hanging by her toes from o trapeze One of the great est performers on the trapeze she can turn a somersault an mad aar After thas thrall ng spectacle we can no longer stand at well turn off the set and leave the class of I954 as we have seen them an the future only to the aunaor class would I leave thas possess on blush over anythang at anytime to Ardyth Harras I do hope at goes as well wath you complexion as at dad wath mane I Ronald Mortensen wall my lalmostl grand champaon baby beef to anyone who wall also take the work and worry con nected wath at I Lanny Dallangham wall my new bas ketball suat to Ronnae Moermond ll m sure youll fall at out Ronl And to NO ONE do a wall any of my garls ll claam absolute and complete ownershapl I Don Ketelsen wall my Babees to Bob Tesch Take good care of them Bob ll know you walll and youll never be bored I Wilbur Morfatt wall my wallangness to fight anyone anywhere anytime and under any conditions to no one I figure thas wala come an handy and wall help keep me on my toes E H S re ara . I I ii O . A I - tl I , Ell - E i Thi . is a pity at e ' to A I - I I . . , H , . V , ', so I I 4 L Oth' I I I, Cynthia Meyers, will my ability to , arr B , will y ir d its H