Evergreen High School - Log Yearbook (Vancouver, WA)

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l, Marla Shermer, do hereby will my amazing technique in parallel parking to anyone who doesn't particularly care whether or not he gets his driver's license. I, Alice Sherrel , will my seat in senior English class to my poor unsuspecting brother, Ralph. I, Peggy Smith, will my head majorette position to Adele Tandberg. I, Don Snoen, will senior English to anyone who wants to go to College but doesn't like Eng- llsh. I, Carol Streitt, being of sound mind, will my seat in contemporary problems to my brother. I, Pat Thacker, will my ability to run around Spic's barefooted to anyone who can take it. I, Allen Tiffany, in sound body, will my bicycle to any junior who can't afford a car. I, Deloris Trammell, being of sound mind, will my natural tan to poor pale Mr. Axe. I, Karolyn Tyler, being of sound mind, do hereby will to Dianne Zambori the fun I had in my senior year. flf she behaves herseltj. I, Joyce Uhacz, will my long hair to Irene Frackiewicz. I, Gail Vandenberge , will my natural colored hair to the junior girls. I, . Jerry VanFleet, will all my knowledge in drafting to Mr. Moore so he can keep on teaching. I, Harvey Varner, being of sound mind and body, QI thinkj hereby will one set of my guitar strings to next year's Elvis. I, Myra Voss, being possessed of sound mind, will Dlck's little red Studebaker to Mr. Cummings. fHe's a bad salesman--because he sold it.J I, Herb Wainwright, will all of my intelligence to Mr. Axe, and my eyes to anyone who is having trouble in school next year. I, Elsie Wallace, will my ponytail to Mr. Lindblom and my dimples to Mr. Hudson. I, Ron Ward, will all of my sober thoughts and apple polishing techniques to all of the poor little undergrads. I, Margie Wirkkala, will my ability to stay single to Sherrill Hardy and Louise Hartman. I, Marian Wirkkala, will my ability to get along with Mr. Axe to next year's seniors. I, George Yaw, being of sound mind, fl thinkj will my ability to shut up once in a while to Dick Haynes. I, Linda Young, having a mind, do hereby will my ability to get this far to my brother, Larry. I, Karren Ziebell, being of sound mind, will my nerve to take Latin II and Spanish I in the same year to my sister, Betty. Prophecy The year is 1979. The place is somewhere out in the Pacific Ocean. A beachcomber QRon Wardj is alone on a deserted island. One day while making his rounds on the island he discovered a bottle afloat with something in it. Thinking it was an important message, he swam vig- orously out to get the bottle. When returning to shore, he quickly opened the bottle to find it was a report of the graduating class of 1960 from Evergreen High. The message read: Twenty years ago in September 1959, one hundred and sixteen students started their last year of school. Nine months later on May 27, 1960, they all graduated. Today in 1979 they all lead different lives. The Americans finally landed on the moon. The rocket was in the Command of Lyle Paulson who reports The moon lsn't made of green cheese. Along with Lyle was his radio man Phil Hancock and their doctor Kay Johnson. In politics we have Dave Inman who is now the President of the United States, Judy Leckie, Governor of Washington, and Alvy Landis, Speaker of the House. QContempory Problems sure paid off .j Bruce Hoover is now a judge. He has tried such people as Frank Owings, Jim Mattlx, Marilyn Roberts and Ron Bonneau for Bootlegging and Kathy Pearson a.nd Joyce Grelck who tried to rob the David Hard National Bank. If it wasn't for Davids sneaky watchman, Sam Bauman, they would have gotten away with it. There are quite a few that went into show business. We have the new Everly Brothers, Doug Olsen and Harvey Varner, and Joe Lubenow as the Fabulous Flabian. Then there's Margie Krava who joined the circus as an acrobat, of course Jerry Vanfleet is with her, he cares for the elephants. Jeff Cartwright and Larry Alexander have been the two most leading men in Hollywood. Appearing on the Broadway stage is Jo Ann Brackett. The ballet The Graceful Swans will open at Carnegie Hall. .In this ballet are David Bowers, Duane Erickson, and Lewis Schatz. 82 U

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Margaret Johnson will my love for Spanish Music to Mr. Amaya. Ken Keeler, will Mr. Axe to anyone who can take him. Don Kern, leave my well used spot on the bus to some poor unfortunate. Yvonne King. will my luck and ability to get along with teachers to Bev Mabin. Margie Krava, being of sound mind do will my acrobatic ability to Twinkle Toes Kunkel Marilyn Krout, will my ability to the art students to get along with Mrs. Krieger. Joe Kunkel, will my size to Bob Breaker to back up his big mouth. Paul Kuter leave my worn out place in the parking lot to the invisible man. Al Landis, being in my usual confused state of mind, will my ability to skip class and do nothing for 12 straight years to Kendall Lawson. Judy Leckie, not having a mind, will absolutely nothing because I don't have anything to will. Bruce Liebman, will nothing to nobody because I lost my will power. Jackie Luman, will my ability to bowl a perfect game of 48 to Pat Gaudet. Sally Lyons, will my zany girlfriends, fSue Hess, Marie Herlng, Karen Bowen, and JoAnne Brackettj the noisiest crowd in school, to the quiet, dignified junior class. Annette Mann, will the school to anyone who wants it. Erwin Martell, will Mr. Axe all my future government problems. Nancy Martin, will my ability to get along with all my teachers to Dennis Thaut. Chuck Mason, will all my bills to some lucky person. Jim Mattix, will my Chevy to anyone who can find a smooth enough road to drive it on. Jim McAbee will my butch hair cut to Bill Sebers. Dale Merrill, being of sound mind, will Mr. Lindblom a nice big fluffy wig. Jean Miller, will my ability to be a brownie around certain teachers, to my little sister, Diane. Ronald Milner, will Mr. Axe a Cadillac. Gary Monson, will my ability to get along with Mrs. Krieger to anyone who wants it. Susan Morris, will everything to everybody for I am not stingy. Gary Morrow, will my projection class to Larry Roberts. Hazel Munger, will my ability to run the switchboard to whoever has first period office next year. Mardell Northrop, being of sound mind will my ability to get along with Mr. Jenkins to Pat Gaudet. Corrine Ohlinger, being of sound mind will my English grades to my brother who needs them. Doug Olson, will my will to will to Jerry Mattix. Joe Owens, will my 200 pounds to any small person who wants to play football next year. Wanda Pace, will my place in the senior Hall of Fame as the most studious girl to Janet Stickney. Doreen Paradis, being in sound mind, will all our neat parties to anyone who wants them. Phyllis Patten, will my good days to Mr. Axe and my toothy grin to Mr. Lindblom. Lyle Paulson, will my ability to write Mr. Stephensen's signature on a pass to that brown nose, Glen Kelly. Kathaleen Pearson, will all my nicknames about my size to anybody who has the same problem. Kay Person, will my contemporary problems book to Diane Crosby,and my ability to roll a straight ball to anyone who wishes to take up bowling. Marilyn Pietrzykowski, will my natural colored hair to Carolyn Henderson, and my untheatrical look to a certain group of junior girls. Sam Porter, will Mr. Axe's contemporary problems and his pacing while talking to the juniors. Merritt Richards, being of sound mind, will my ability to get along with my teachers to my little brothers. Nancy Rossiter, being of sound mind, will to sister my ability to get good grades in P. E. Jerome Salvey, being of sound mind and body, will my full flatneao to anyone with enough money. Lee Schmid, will myself to my girl and the Army. ' Francis Scott, will all my old Mad comics to anybody that reads that kind of trash. Jan Seekins, will the ticket booth to next year's A. S. B, treasurer. 81

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Have you had a Fuller Brush man around your house lately? Well, Sam Porter is the new salesman for this area. Sam says its amazing to see how many of the girls just ended up being housewives. There are Marla Iverson, Mardell Northrop, Myra Voss, Margaret Johnson, Karen Bowen, Betty Carlson, Pat Thacker, and Nancy Rossiter. Also in the selling business is Dianna Currier who sells Avon Products. Sue Hess now runs the neatest bop joint in town. It is called Slinky Sue's . Every night when the cool- est cat in town fAllen Tiffanyl walks into Slinky's he goes to a small corner where Alice Sherrel is still try- ing to master the art of Bookkeeping. For entertainment Sue has Buddy Dreir playing the bongos while Corrine Ohlinger pounds on the piano. This is the most popular hangout of the beatniks of yesteryear. The cats are Gary Monson, Lee Schmid, Karren Ziebell, Laura Dollarhide, Elsie Wallace, and Rick Harris. In sports we have the four horsemen of UCLA: Bruce Liebman, George Yaw, Allen Crumpton, and Joe Kunkel. Margaret Haagen swam the English Channel, while Jim McAbee went to the Olympics as a track star. Rod Cusie and Wayne Thorpe can be found at the Bonneville Salt Flats racing their Wheatie power- ed go-kart in an attempt to break the worlds land speed record. Speaking of sports, have you ever heard of the women's softball team called the Dilly Phillies? Well, the manager of the team is Jerome Salvey. The players are all graduates of the senior class of 60. They are Peggy Buzzini, Sally Lyons, Annette Mann, Hazel Munger, Carol Streitt, Wanda Pace, Marilyn Pietrsykowksi, Janis Seekins, Deloris Trammell Who's head of the City Sanitary Department? None other than Herb Wainwright. Working for Herb we have Garry Morrow, Marilyn Grimm, and Jackie Luman. Also working for the City is Mayor Chuck Mason. Evergreen has a new principal. He is Clyde Duback. On the faculty is Don Eldred, Phyllis Patten, Karolyn Tyler, Gerry Higdon, and Frances Dashen. Working in the Cafeteria are Marian HOOVGI' and Jackie Anderson. Television stars sure have changed. Dale Merrill and Don Kern have taken the place of the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Annie Oakley is now played by Jean Miller. Paul Kuter can be seen as emcee of American Bandstand. Marshall Dillon fJim Mullinsl and Chester lKen Keelerl can still be seen on Saturday even- ings. On Saturday afternoon you can still see Tugboat Annie who is now played by Marilyn Krout. We now have the Wirkkala sisters, Margie and Marian who are the stars of the Chevy show. Playing on the Lawrence Welk show is Nancy Martin, Kay Person and Peggy Smith. The new Champagne lady is Linda Griffith. Joyce Uhacz is doing pretty good for herself also. She's the favorite cover girl for the Mad magazine. Speaking of magazines, the photographer fDuane Rosel of the Look Magazine went to South Africa to take pictures of how the people live. Duane said that there were several people he knows, such as Gail Vandenberge who is queen of the Jungle, Danny Baylous head witch doctor and Yvonne King is now the official head shrinker. If you were to walk into the American Tobacco Company you would probably see a cloud of smoke as you walk in. Behind that smoke you would find Big Chief Puff 1Dick Gibsonj who is manager. Under Dick s management is Francis Scott, Vincent Ellithorpe and Maridee Garvey. Working in the Mogen David factory we have Linda Young, Sue Morris, Merritt Richards, and Kenton Allum who crush grapes. While sloshing around in the grapes they sing Kisses Sweeter than Wine . During the different holidays throughout the year, different people portray different characters. If you just happen to be at a New Year's Eve party you might keep your eyes open to see Marie Hering as the Old Year, When Easter rolls around Larry Rice is right there to play the part of the Easter Bunny. Making fire crackers for the fourth of July is Dick Haynes and his two assistants, Judy Boatright and Doreen Paradis, fThey sure have a blast every yearl. Of course, we can't forget good old Santa! Ron Milner sets inas Santa every year at Sears and Roebuck Toyland. It seems like for the past five years Erwin Martell and Don Snoen haven't been able to keep a job. As the two unemployed walk down the railroad tracks, Joe Owens who is now Engineer of the S. P. gl S. railroad, never fails to toot at them as he goes by. The only one left is me and that's not saying much. I'm still trying to write a book. ! A.n Old Classmate Dixie Barber 83