Evergreen High School - Log Yearbook (Vancouver, WA)

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Margaret Johnson will my love for Spanish Music to Mr. Amaya. Ken Keeler, will Mr. Axe to anyone who can take him. Don Kern, leave my well used spot on the bus to some poor unfortunate. Yvonne King. will my luck and ability to get along with teachers to Bev Mabin. Margie Krava, being of sound mind do will my acrobatic ability to Twinkle Toes Kunkel Marilyn Krout, will my ability to the art students to get along with Mrs. Krieger. Joe Kunkel, will my size to Bob Breaker to back up his big mouth. Paul Kuter leave my worn out place in the parking lot to the invisible man. Al Landis, being in my usual confused state of mind, will my ability to skip class and do nothing for 12 straight years to Kendall Lawson. Judy Leckie, not having a mind, will absolutely nothing because I don't have anything to will. Bruce Liebman, will nothing to nobody because I lost my will power. Jackie Luman, will my ability to bowl a perfect game of 48 to Pat Gaudet. Sally Lyons, will my zany girlfriends, fSue Hess, Marie Herlng, Karen Bowen, and JoAnne Brackettj the noisiest crowd in school, to the quiet, dignified junior class. Annette Mann, will the school to anyone who wants it. Erwin Martell, will Mr. Axe all my future government problems. Nancy Martin, will my ability to get along with all my teachers to Dennis Thaut. Chuck Mason, will all my bills to some lucky person. Jim Mattix, will my Chevy to anyone who can find a smooth enough road to drive it on. Jim McAbee will my butch hair cut to Bill Sebers. Dale Merrill, being of sound mind, will Mr. Lindblom a nice big fluffy wig. Jean Miller, will my ability to be a brownie around certain teachers, to my little sister, Diane. Ronald Milner, will Mr. Axe a Cadillac. Gary Monson, will my ability to get along with Mrs. Krieger to anyone who wants it. Susan Morris, will everything to everybody for I am not stingy. Gary Morrow, will my projection class to Larry Roberts. Hazel Munger, will my ability to run the switchboard to whoever has first period office next year. Mardell Northrop, being of sound mind will my ability to get along with Mr. Jenkins to Pat Gaudet. Corrine Ohlinger, being of sound mind will my English grades to my brother who needs them. Doug Olson, will my will to will to Jerry Mattix. Joe Owens, will my 200 pounds to any small person who wants to play football next year. Wanda Pace, will my place in the senior Hall of Fame as the most studious girl to Janet Stickney. Doreen Paradis, being in sound mind, will all our neat parties to anyone who wants them. Phyllis Patten, will my good days to Mr. Axe and my toothy grin to Mr. Lindblom. Lyle Paulson, will my ability to write Mr. Stephensen's signature on a pass to that brown nose, Glen Kelly. Kathaleen Pearson, will all my nicknames about my size to anybody who has the same problem. Kay Person, will my contemporary problems book to Diane Crosby,and my ability to roll a straight ball to anyone who wishes to take up bowling. Marilyn Pietrzykowski, will my natural colored hair to Carolyn Henderson, and my untheatrical look to a certain group of junior girls. Sam Porter, will Mr. Axe's contemporary problems and his pacing while talking to the juniors. Merritt Richards, being of sound mind, will my ability to get along with my teachers to my little brothers. Nancy Rossiter, being of sound mind, will to sister my ability to get good grades in P. E. Jerome Salvey, being of sound mind and body, will my full flatneao to anyone with enough money. Lee Schmid, will myself to my girl and the Army. ' Francis Scott, will all my old Mad comics to anybody that reads that kind of trash. Jan Seekins, will the ticket booth to next year's A. S. B, treasurer. 81

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Senior Wills I, Larry Alexander, being sound, will my weight and ability to diet to Mr. Axe. Also my ability to take his kind of jokes. I, Kenton Allum, will my ability to get a date to Lee Ohlinger. I, Jacquelyn Anderson, will all my A's that I didn't get, to anyone who needs them. I, Dixie Barber, not being of sound mind, will my old linaccuratej bookkeeping workbook to Mr Cummings. Me,Sam Bauman, bein of sond mind an body, will mine Englis clas to next yar's Senoirs woh ned it badder. I, Danny Baylous, will to Ken Bergeron my knack of getting in and out of trouble. l, Judy Boatright, will the YFC Club Presidency to Kendall Lawson. Good luck Ken. I, Karen Bowen, will my ability not to get along with Arthur to Carol Ashcraft. I, Jo Ann Brachett, being of sound mind l?j, do will my short hair to any girl in the Junior Class with long hair. I, Peggy Buzzini, in sound mind, will my ability to be good to Mayetta Tiffany. I, Betty Carlson, will Lois Carlson my love for home economics.. I, Jeff Cartwright, will all my troubles and hardships to the first-graders who have to go through 12 years of what I just finished. I, Allen Crumpton, being of sound mind, hereby will a life-size portrait of myself to the Evergreen High School to be hung in the center of the main hall. Thank you. I, Dianna Currier, being of sound mind, do hereby will my ability to laugh in publications class and receive dirty looks from Miss Eberdt to Linda Konkel and Sandy Cobb. I, Frances Dashen, will the natural curl in my hair to Jody Jack. I, Laurie Dollarhide, leave the entire senior year of 1961 to the entire junior class of 1960. P. S. If they don't want it, I leave the entire school to the demolition squad of the neigh- borhood. I, Don Eldred, will contemporary problems to any unfortunate junior. I, Vincent Ellithorpe, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will to Mr. Lemcke a bottle of aspirin and a roll of tape so he can heal all future aches, pains, and bruises on my . kid brother, Ernest, in only one hour. I, Duane Erickson, will my Chevy pick-up to anyone who wants to beat a Ford pick-up. I, Marldee Garvey, will my mean, sullen expression to anyone who doesn't want to brownie up the teacher. I, Richard Gibson, will to the junior class, one case of country club, may they rest in peace. I, Joyce Grelck, will my ability to hook, rope, and brand a man to Susan Dietz. Good luck. I, Linda Griffith, will Mr. Cummings my ability to type. I, Marilyn Grimm, will my ability to open a milk bottle neatly to Judy McAbee and Janet Sloat. I, Margaret Haagen, will my natural dark hair to Carolyn Henderson. I, Phil Hancock, will to next year's defensive end my ability to get all backfield men inside of you and if they get around you just walk to the bench and keep your big mouth shut. I, David R. Hard, will my bowling average to Mr. Cummings. I, Roderick Harris, will my right to drive to school to Larry Winn. I, Dick Haynes, will all of our parties to the junior class with the reminder that it's not the ice that makes you slip it's what you mix with it. I, Marie Hering, will my cheerful disposition to Judy McAbee. I, Mary Sue Hess, will my ability to pick nuts to Karen,Marie, and Sally. I, Gerry Higdon, will to Diana Iverson whatever she wants the least. I, Bruce Hoover, will come back and teach some of my teacher's kids. I, Marian Hoover, will Janet Sloat my ability to be in the Senior Class Play. I, David Inman, will my place on the honor roll to the next student body president--because I didn't make lt. I, Jonnie Jackson, will my reducing pills to Mr. Axe. I, Kay Johnson, being of sound mind and body, hereby will my ability to keep quiet in class to Linda Konkel.

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l, Marla Shermer, do hereby will my amazing technique in parallel parking to anyone who doesn't particularly care whether or not he gets his driver's license. I, Alice Sherrel , will my seat in senior English class to my poor unsuspecting brother, Ralph. I, Peggy Smith, will my head majorette position to Adele Tandberg. I, Don Snoen, will senior English to anyone who wants to go to College but doesn't like Eng- llsh. I, Carol Streitt, being of sound mind, will my seat in contemporary problems to my brother. I, Pat Thacker, will my ability to run around Spic's barefooted to anyone who can take it. I, Allen Tiffany, in sound body, will my bicycle to any junior who can't afford a car. I, Deloris Trammell, being of sound mind, will my natural tan to poor pale Mr. Axe. I, Karolyn Tyler, being of sound mind, do hereby will to Dianne Zambori the fun I had in my senior year. flf she behaves herseltj. I, Joyce Uhacz, will my long hair to Irene Frackiewicz. I, Gail Vandenberge , will my natural colored hair to the junior girls. I, . Jerry VanFleet, will all my knowledge in drafting to Mr. Moore so he can keep on teaching. I, Harvey Varner, being of sound mind and body, QI thinkj hereby will one set of my guitar strings to next year's Elvis. I, Myra Voss, being possessed of sound mind, will Dlck's little red Studebaker to Mr. Cummings. fHe's a bad salesman--because he sold it.J I, Herb Wainwright, will all of my intelligence to Mr. Axe, and my eyes to anyone who is having trouble in school next year. I, Elsie Wallace, will my ponytail to Mr. Lindblom and my dimples to Mr. Hudson. I, Ron Ward, will all of my sober thoughts and apple polishing techniques to all of the poor little undergrads. I, Margie Wirkkala, will my ability to stay single to Sherrill Hardy and Louise Hartman. I, Marian Wirkkala, will my ability to get along with Mr. Axe to next year's seniors. I, George Yaw, being of sound mind, fl thinkj will my ability to shut up once in a while to Dick Haynes. I, Linda Young, having a mind, do hereby will my ability to get this far to my brother, Larry. I, Karren Ziebell, being of sound mind, will my nerve to take Latin II and Spanish I in the same year to my sister, Betty. Prophecy The year is 1979. The place is somewhere out in the Pacific Ocean. A beachcomber QRon Wardj is alone on a deserted island. One day while making his rounds on the island he discovered a bottle afloat with something in it. Thinking it was an important message, he swam vig- orously out to get the bottle. When returning to shore, he quickly opened the bottle to find it was a report of the graduating class of 1960 from Evergreen High. The message read: Twenty years ago in September 1959, one hundred and sixteen students started their last year of school. Nine months later on May 27, 1960, they all graduated. Today in 1979 they all lead different lives. The Americans finally landed on the moon. The rocket was in the Command of Lyle Paulson who reports The moon lsn't made of green cheese. Along with Lyle was his radio man Phil Hancock and their doctor Kay Johnson. In politics we have Dave Inman who is now the President of the United States, Judy Leckie, Governor of Washington, and Alvy Landis, Speaker of the House. QContempory Problems sure paid off .j Bruce Hoover is now a judge. He has tried such people as Frank Owings, Jim Mattlx, Marilyn Roberts and Ron Bonneau for Bootlegging and Kathy Pearson a.nd Joyce Grelck who tried to rob the David Hard National Bank. If it wasn't for Davids sneaky watchman, Sam Bauman, they would have gotten away with it. There are quite a few that went into show business. We have the new Everly Brothers, Doug Olsen and Harvey Varner, and Joe Lubenow as the Fabulous Flabian. Then there's Margie Krava who joined the circus as an acrobat, of course Jerry Vanfleet is with her, he cares for the elephants. Jeff Cartwright and Larry Alexander have been the two most leading men in Hollywood. Appearing on the Broadway stage is Jo Ann Brackett. The ballet The Graceful Swans will open at Carnegie Hall. .In this ballet are David Bowers, Duane Erickson, and Lewis Schatz. 82 U