Evergreen High School - Log Yearbook (Vancouver, WA)

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eniot glad: prophecy Here it is May 29, 1975, and time for me to make another entry in my book, The Secret Journal of Doctor Snozzle . I made an interesting observation today as I made rounds in the Uni- versal Cyclo Clinic, which is run jointly by that world renowned head shrinker fpsychiatristy, Dr. Wokal, and myself. Do you know nearly all those who graduated with us back in 1958 from that little high school, Evergreen, have at one time or another come to this clinic for treatment? You see this is no ordinary clinic, it is located on a satellite built by the great engineering firm of Bolte, Engstrom Sz Funk, and sent into orbit by a missile designed by a famous woman rocket expert, Suzi Wardwell. At this clinic we treat all cases free due to two generous billionaires, Carl English and Gayle Wheelock. Iwandered into the men's surgical ward today and ran into two of our interns, Brandon tMartinJ and Sam fCrosbyl. They had a date with two fashion models, JoAnne Johnson and Cecelia Trammell, to go and hear the celebrated singing group, Brad Hoover, Doug Hoffman, Jim Crooker and JimTooley, who are accompanied on their current tour by concert pianist, Donna Dean. But trouble developed because their girl friends, Bonnibelle Warner and Laverne Mitchell, who are nurses, won't speak to them now. lwent farther into the room and saw Jim Friberg had contracted a serious case of Martian Flu while on an expedition with his secretaries and associate, Beverely Bowen, Katherine Bull, and Professor Beaudoin. In bed next to him was Don Collins with a case of rabies. Margaret Dykgraaf's dog, Cuddles, you know, From him Ilearned several tidbits about other people Iknew. Jerry Kays and Jerry Inman, always fond of hot cars, are making souped up rocket ships. Gary Breaker and Dick Davis are also part owners in the Sputnick1e Corporation. Kieth Bakker, Joe Rickman, Jim Johnson and Janet Carlson, all ardent bowlers, oper ate a bowling alley on Jupiter. It is a rip roaring success. Ted Wright and Jim Risdon, who own the biggest beef ranch in the Universe, go there for recreation. Wanting to hear more about my former classmates, I went to the women's ward--for you all know that's a good place to eavesdrop! I stopped outside to listen. Sheryl Eldred and Loretta Crooker were talking. They were arguing whether Pat White had eight or nine children and whether Merle Smithline was director of athletics at Jupiter University or University of Mars, where Myrna Hoseney is teaching mathematics. May QBeckerj Kangas has a beauty shop near the campus of U. of M. , where Elnora Clark is a music teacher. Sheryl was telling Loretta that some of the boys who joined the service made it a career. Wayne Johnson, Mel Lindsley, Tom McQueen, and Bill Miller are captains, and Al Overall is a five star general. Gordon Peck, Ken Smith and Arnold Tandberg belong to a new Air Force called Strategic Space Comptrollers. The White boys, Kenny and Melvin, opened a garage on a new satellite, Juniper , where many students have married and are now residing. The Duback bro- thers, Gary and Denny, operate a clothing store and work on a formula for getting rid of skunks. Since Sheryl and Loretta tired of talking, lwent into the other women's ward. Iheard that many classmates have moved to Astroid , with their families. Keith Michael, Jerald Stutesman, Bob Weems and his wife, Anna Mae Mitchell, Dick Whiting, and Gary Withers are a few. Lois Smith, Joyce Bowen, and Carol QChristensenJ Clark run the Parisienne Dress Shop on Pumper- nickle . Mary Ann Chevron was a banker, but was-is the correct word. One day she had an extra S300 and bought a new hat. Boom! She's now in the Alkaloid Prison , run by Pat Cox. Judie Price, Kathleen Hughes, Jean Duvall and Joyce Dennis, wishing to see them, went there and got locked up by Pat. It isn't too bad though because DeAnna Collingwood, the librarian, brings them good books to read, and Doreen Grimm, a matron, brings their bread and water on time. Some of our boys, failing to steer a straight path, ended up in Baroid , the men's institute. Doug Mattson, Ron Richards, Jim McBroom, and Chuck Miller received the nicest striped suits from Ralph Evalt, the tailor there. Darlene Woodward and family have moved to the moon and operate a re- ducing salon there. Buzz Sherburn opened a school on Saturine to teach the minuet, and in his spare time run his harem. Naoma Smith and Nancy Van Fleet, who are Duke Bill Calzaretta's secretaries, live there too. Upon careful searching, Ifound that Gary Harness is managing a home for the aged salesmen of Earth and his partner, Cecil Roberts, runs an institute for the ad- vancement of salesmen and peddlers. Now back to good old Earth. Jean Vanderberghe Baird runs a ballet school here and Beverly Plaisted is her prima donna. In the troupe also are Delores Place, Lois Pruter, Carol Pluard, and Jo Stricker. Well, it's late, so I think I'll lock my book in the safe and retire. 16

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eniot glad: Will I, Maybelle Becker, will my photogenic figure to Mr. Tierney. I, Brandy Martin, of sound mind and body, will my ability to get along with and soft-soap every teacher to Maridee Garvey. I, Arnold Tandberg, will my curly hair to Mr. Lindblom. Lois Anderson, will my ability to stay single to Mr. Tierney. I. I, Mary Lou Joner, will my shyness to Wayne Rasmussen. I, Kathleen Hughes, will all the old play scripts to anyone who wants to tackle them. I, Janet Carlson, hereby will the Eighth grade P.E. classes to next year's courageous assistants. I, Dick Whiting, will my Journalism class to Gary Grelck. I, Beverely Bowen, will my quiet disposition to Pat Rainwater. I, Sheryl Eldred, will the school store to anyone who can make change correctly all the time. I, Doug Mattson, will my Pontiac taillights to anyone who wants a goer. I, Bill Miller, will my stock Ford to any Chevy man who wants to get up and really go. I, Margaret Dykgraaf, will sixth period Ag. office to anyone who can get along with Mr. Barger I, Ken Smith, will Mr. Axe and Contemporary Problems to anyone who has nerve enough to take it. I, Doug Hoffman, will Miss Velguth to her future husband. I, Jerry Kays, will my Spindles and A-arms to Ted Falter. I, Sam Crosby, will my good looks and Senior class presidency to Jim Seekins. I. Jim McBroom, will my pretty blue eyes and good looks to anyone who has nerve enough to claim them. I, Laverne Mitchell, will my ability to not get kicked out of class to Dianne Mattson. I, Joe Beaudoin, will the FFA tractor to the Sarge . I, Joyce Dennis, having a sound mind, do hereby bequeath my driving ability to anyone with sound nerves. I, Carl English, being of sound mighty mind and body, do hereby will to Mr. Axe my fine khaki green Ivy league shoes to go with his khaki green Ivy league suit. I, Doreen Grimm, will my position of FFA Sweetheart to Lynne Potter. I, Richard Holden, will my curly hair to Mr. Barger. I, Don Collins, will Contemporary Problems to any unfortunate Junior. I, Suzi. Wardwell, will my grades to Gary Grelck and my position on the honor roll to anyone who earns it. I, Jerry Inman, will my Chevy 6 to anyone who wants to be top dog next year. l, Jean Vandenberghe Baird, will my ability to become married in my Senior year to my sisters Gail and Gloria. I, Gary Duback, will my 1957 Ford to anyone who is crazy enough to miss a SKUNK! Being possessed of a sound mind, I, Cecilia Trammell, will my ability to become embarrassed easily to anyone who looks well in red. I, Jim Crooker, will my good driving record to Mr. Axe. I, Jo Stricker, will my height to Jo Anne Uhacz. I, Dick Engstrom, will my ability to bowl to Lyle Paulson. I, Corrine Lunn, will my ability to misunderstand Mr. Axe to next year's Contemporary Pro- blems classes. Being possessed of a mind, I, Delores Place, will my car to anyone with a good life insurance policy. I, Melvin Lindsley, being of sound mind and health, do henceforth bequeath my amazing ability to play basketball to anyone on the bowling team. in. Miss I, Mary Ann Chevron, will a little red wagon to next year's treasurer to haul the money around I, JoAnne Johnson, will my ability to drive to lla Scott. I, Gary Withers, will my ability to get along with Mr. Amaya to Randy Large, who needs it. I, Jim Joner, from this day forth do hereby will my artistic ability to one of the brownies in Velguth's Art classes next year. I, Ralph Evalt, will my ability to get nothing done to Mr. Zavodsky. I, Wayne Johnson, will my C's in Spanish to Larry Jacobson. I, Max Bolte, in sound mind, will my cute smile and ability to get along with everyone to any- one who can use it. I, Bob Weems, will my witty remarks to Bobby Holmes, so he will have that many more for next year. I, Buzz Sherburn, will all the pretty girls to Bob Nehler, because Iwon't be here to enjoy I them. I, Kenny White, will Virginia to the Senior Class of '59, but hands off. I, Cecil Roberts, will my bashfulness to David Blair. I, Dave Funk, will my artistic ability to Linda Du Puis. I, Melvin White, will all my school romances to Bob Harris. I, Dick Davis, will the school to anyone .who needs it. I, Gary Breaker, will my noisiness to Norma Pauley. I, Bill Calzaretta, will my brains to Jerry Arionus.