Evening High School - Owl Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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THE OWL 105 HUMOR Lf.-Vs See the Mouth My dear Miss Lane, do let me help you to some more puddingf' Thanks, said the young woman, I will take some more, but only just a mouthful, please. 1-lilda., said the hostess, fill Miss Lane's plate. So Why Kick . Mr. Slack, of Slacken ' ik Push, suddenly entering his counting house, found one of his clerks stand- ing a large book endways on his chin. lVhy a,ren't you at work? he growled. I ann, sir, replied the clerk, Pm balancing the ledger, sir. Cl1ild's Explanation A little girl returning: from a visit to the ba.rber's and referring to his use of the electric clippers on her, remarked to her mother: I know my neck was dirty, cause he used the vacuum cleaner on it, 1 And Went to England g'YVhat happened to that Swedish maid you had? lVhy, she talked to my wife like a Dutch uncle. And what did you do? I spoke to her about it and that got her Irish up, so one day she took French leave. Remarkable lt's said that a wagon maker who had been dumb for years picked up a hub and spoke, that a blind car- penter reached for a plane and saw, a, deaf sheep rancher went out with his dog and herd, and a noseless fisherman caught a netful of herring and smelt. Found: Roll of five-dollar bills. Xllill the owner please form a. line at the north entrance of B. Hall? Would You have Guessed It? Teacher: lf a number of cattle is called a. herd a.nd a number of sheep is called a, tlock, what would a num- ber of camels be called? ' Little Johnny. A cartonf, A Ham in Art A First Class Scout had been try- ing to pass a. Merit Badge Test in art. He was showing a, Tenderfoot Scout some of his work. Tenderfoot: Boy! That makes me hungry. , First Class Scout: XVhat is there about that sunset that makes you hungry? Tenderfoot': VVell, bless me! I thought it was a fried 4 U V Soph: How much is 5 q plus 5 q? Frosh: Ten q. Soph: You're welcome. Miriam Vogel: My feet hurt. Martha Vkliza.: Did you try foot pads? Miriam: Yes, but I have a terrible time trying to swallow them. ,Our class globe-trotter, XfValls, in- forms us that in the coming Interna- tional Golf 'l'0lll'I'l?LIIlCI1t, Japan will be represented by Mashie Shota and Socka Hallie. He also discovered that we have red horses as well as horse reddisheS. Nora Hill: Vl'hen does the next train leave for New York? Information Clerk: Next train leaves for New York at 12:15. Nora Hill: Isn't there one before that? Information Clerk: No, there is no train leaving before the next one. Rosemary Smith: I would like to see the thinnest thing you have in dresses. Head Clerk: I would, only she has just gone out to lunch.

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104 THE OWL to nine o'clock, cal-led again and many responded. Graduation exercises discussed. few Seniors at- -Mande Shoemaker studying Biology and Com- t. 4-Some classesl taking six weeks tes -Seniors attend class meeting but business not com- 5-Class meeting tended. March I-Cl2'tSS meeting Ki 2 mercial Law. pleted. -Seniors received questionnaire to Hll out. AS OTHERS SEE US Helen Anthony ....,. Mystery VVOIIIGIH Michael Bnrnn ...,..,.,..... Good Dancer David Bower .............. Woman Killer Mlldred Clousc .......... Most Reserved K-tl,tlll'jiIl Cosgrove ........ Good Talker 'Hier-eszi In Cisco .... .,......... C oqnette Anthony Helm .,... Nora Hill ............ ........Athlete ............Lingnist Dr-rothy Horam .............. Black Head Rf ern u, Jones .,... ,..,,.. Psychologist Howard Knziuer .....,,..,..,.,,R.ecl Head Annu, Kreslca .............. Tull and Silent 'William llpler ................ Soft Soaper Me1,rggnret Eshelmzin , ........... Dignifigzd 'Willizun Fairchild ..., Class Pessimfst George Falconer .... Msinvnhout-town LeRoy Fegley ,,...,,..... Mcmst Reliable June' Fisher ..................,... Mun Hater James Flemming .......... Bzrshful Boy Mary Cltilllgllflfl ............ Very Humane Rosemary Smith Gernert Good Hostess Merrill Heifelfinger Smiling Boy Friend Theodore Kreskii A Strong and Silent Main Virginia KrnSzewski..Most Domestic Elmer Lincoln ..,............,.. Most Quiet Marian Smith .,,.........,... Smallest Girl Marcella Sommers ....Giggles Herself Ruth Stl'Zl,l,lSSCl' ...................... Bashfnl lTlwood Strausser , ..... Biggest Eater ltlu Vmlglmn .. ....................... ...Smiles Idiriaun Vogel .... Sweetest Disposition Uolin VVnlls .,,.,....,......,, Globe Trotter THE PERFECT GIRL WOULD HAVE THE PERFECT BOY WOULD Hair ...,.... .........,..XYCl'TlZ'l, Jones Dlmples ..... ........ li flaireella Sommers Eyes ,............ ........ T heresu, DeCiseo Disposition ......... Ido, Vanglizin Complexion ........ Mirizun Vogel Line ..,.,..,,.,,..,... ........ l Dorothy Horan Mouth ..... .. ................... Marian Smith Nose .... . Mll1'QY2l1'Ct Eshelmzm ' HAVE imi- Physique ..... L ....Georgc Falconer ........l1Ilmer Lincoln Complexion ,,.. ...,....... I David Bower Sex Appezil ......... ,A Disposition ......... g Line .....,.v... Month ..... Nose .... ..-lillwood Stransser ...Anthony J. Hehn .......lVillium Epler .........LeRoy Fegley ..XVilliznn Fairchild lnyes ..... ....., M errill He1i'el'Iinger . Smile ...... . .............Colin XVulls

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106 THE OWL Ida Vaughan: Clever men all seem to be very successful. I wonder- do they make good husbands. Margaret iishelman. Iffthe man is clever, he won't get married. Anthony Hehn: Them is nice cakes. Howard Knauer: Don't you know the King's English? Anthony I-Iehn: So's the Queeng but I still think them is nice cakes. David Bower: Did you play foot- ball at college? Harry Hill: Oh, yes, I played until one day I got a touch of athletes foot. David Bower: That wouldn't stop you from playingr, would it? Harry Hill: Well, you see, a, half- buck kicked three of my teeth out. Theresa DeCisco: Are you mar- ried? Elmer Lincoln: 1,111 two-thirds married. Tlieresa DeCisco: WVhat do you mean you ure two-thirds married? Elmer Lincoln: Well, I'm willing and the 13I'CZ1Cl'lCI',S willing, but I can't quite sell the lady friend the idea. Virginia Kruszewski: Our baby is very smart. I-Ie's only a year old and he's been walking since he was eight months old. Tlieresa Julian: He must be awful tired by now. Franklin Fasig. Let's do some- thing religious. Elwood Strausser. All right, let's take up a collection. Q64 E, 'Q -' 'filly