Evening High School - Owl Yearbook (Reading, PA)

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CLASS OF 1935 P 00 e H UM OR Did you visit all the places you planned to see on your tour? Saw, we got lost and missed several towns entirely. You had a road map, didn't you? Yes, but the fiies got the towns all balled up. The foreman reported the jury was unable to agree upon a verdict. The judge said the ease was a clear one and added, If you do not reach an agreement before evening, I'll have twelve sup- pers sent in. May it please your honor, spoke up the fore- man, leering at one of the jurors, make it eleven suppers and a bale of hay. Housewife-'KIm afraid you're not very fond of Work. Hobo- VVhy should I be? It killed my poor wife. Gallman-- Last night I was Completely wrapped up in my thoughts. Hon. Kramer-You poor boy, you must have nearly frozen. His Mother- XVell, iVayne, what did you learn in sehool today? VVayne lteberf How to whisper without mov- ing my lips. Mr. Haeknianf Miss Sehnable, why are you late? Miss Schnableg VVell, I saw a sign down the street which read, School ahead--go slow.' Johnnyf Say, l a, I ean't get these arithmetic problems. Teacher said something about finding the least common divisor. Father Cin disgustjf Great Scott! HaVen't they found that yet? VVhy they were hunting for it when I was a boy. The Easy Sex George Zagerf VVhy is it a girl Cannot eateh a ball like a man? Frances Decliant-- Oh, a man is much big- ger and easier to catch. She+ There used to be something about you I liked. He7 Yes? She- And now you have spent it all. A chap was taken into eourt before the judge. Judge- Are you here again? Chap- XVell, I ean't help you wasn't pro- motedf' Jack Koch-- lIave you a book ealled Man the Master of YVomen? ' Salesgirl-- 'l'lie fiction department is on the other side, sir. l3oyf Say, will you Change this quarter for nie? cil'OC0l'f uSlll'9, XYhat do you want it changed for? lioyfnlieeause mother doesn't think it's any good. T0 A SENIOR VVhen all your doubts are ended, And you know you've made the grade, Don't you think for all your studying You have amply been repaid? VVith those lessons left behind you, That diploma in your hand, Don't you feel a wee bit happy, Don't you think the feeling's grand? Teachers, friends were there to greet you VVith a pleasant word for all. Oh! There's many things that happened Vilhieh I know you will recall. So I'm sure that in the future School day memories will remain, And no matter what your cares are, You'll re-live those scenes again. OTHELIA SCIINAISFZL. MEMORIES A pieture memory will bring to me, NVhen in the future I chance to see These pages filled with happy thoughts. I'll sing our Class Song's sweet refrain, Of Evening High I'll dream again, .Xnd teachers who inspired us on. Patient and trustful they guided us thru Iliseouraging days- our hopes to renew, That we, too, graduates could be. Thru the harsh noises of our busy days Memories of their trust surely will stray And urge us on to finer deeds These Blessed Memories, these! ICTHEI. GROFF. THE owl. I QI

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O0 0 CLASS OF 1935 Alphabetically Speaking A is for Algebra, a subjeet unique, It slips through our heads like just so much Greek. B for Biologyg how girls do adore The study of Hbugsgt' they all ask for more. C is for Cooking. To that elass we go Just so we can master the way to make dough, D for Dramaties, and on stage and screen The members of this class hope sometime to be seen. E for l'1c'onomic's. Pray, why do they teavh llow to spend money when it's out of our reach? F is for French and for Fisher too, When we ean't 'ttraduisez are we in a stew? G is for German. This subject they pick, Me thinks, just to say, Mleh liebe diehf' H is for History, an old favorite of oursg Oh, how we have wished those books were in Mars. I is for lDl'NNO, our favorite reply. We use it so often, but ldunno why. J is for Journalism, reporters it made. NVC hope those who took it are sure to be paid. K is for Ketehup.'i XVhen we got behind, YVe wondered where time to Ketchup we would find. L is for I,-atin. Tell me, if you Can, XVhy so many students nmst take it again. M is for Mystery, and all seniors wish They could solve this one-fXVhere's Mr. Gish? N is for Nonehalant, but try as we may VVe just ean't be Nonchalent on report day. O is for Out, and out he did go. Poor Mr. XVork, he sure missed that show. P is for Physics. Now, I'd like to see Just how many spell it with MF instead of UP. Q is for Quiet. All student have found On class meeting nights it's never around. R is for lthythm and Rhyme-scheme we know, But Shakespeare and Petrareh we know just so---so. S for Stenog with its hooks and its curves. Now why does this subject get on our nerves? T is for Typing. How those keys they poundg Five minutes in that Class and our heads go round. U is for Useless, for Pye spent much time To find a word that with UH would rhyme. V for Vermillion, and when questioned in class, Do our faces get red? Alan-k and alas. W is for work which we shouldn't hate. lf it Comes natural to us, that is our fate. X is for Xmas, it's just six months away, So I'll pause to wish you A Merry Christmas Day. Y is for yawning, which begins at nine, But by ten o'cloek all the yawners feel fine. Z is for Zigzagg l'm oit' and away, This alphabet is finished, there's no more to SUV. - THE PERFECT GIRL WOULD HAVE- Hon Kramer's-hair. Edna Tro1itman's-vfdimples, Stella Gi-enko's--eyes. Hannah Stewarts- smile. lithel Groi'f's-disposition. Mary Leininger's--eomplexiou. Frances Dec-hant'sfsex appeal. Tillie SChnahle's--line lN'Iary Leininger's--nose. Helen Toboleskitsfmouth. THE PERFECT BOY WOULD HAVE- lfllmer VVolfe's7hair Irvin Kenderdine's--eomplexion. George Zager'sAphysique. .Tack Koelfsgeave man's tactics. XVayne Reber'sf-disposition. YValter Ruth's7line. George Z:iger'sfeyes. Leo Orth'sfmouth. Henry Galhnan'sgnose. Russell Moyer's--smile. 90 THE OWL

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