Eveleth Junior High School - Yearbook (Eveleth, MN)

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UFlashL, This is Audrey Flom, your Hollywood gossiper.U The handsome movie star, Roger Baumgartner, is Sailing for Europe. With him is traveling his business manager, Joanne Andreachi.H . Flash againl, D vid Rodda of M4 G. MQ has just signed Sharon Cooper , in a long term contractrn Muriel Fairbanks, the great Hollywood actress and Rqger Giombetti, the famous Broadway star will do a scene from UCats and Dogs,N the sequel to HGuys and Dolls,U at the Stardom Theater.N HHere's an exclusivej Eugene Klune's all male orchestra is playing at the Stork Club. But here is the secret: the saxaphonist is not a male. She is Shirley Malkovich and she loves her job. CLucky girll W Wanother exclusive: Gerald Korte, janitor at the Pat Sainio Diaper factory and Cathleen CDude2 Pollack, machinist at the Dude Doodle Bug Company were seen dining at Parkfs Polka Palace, owned and operated by Warren Park. As Hedda Hopper said Goodnight, Jim Carlson, the butler at Brown's mansion appeared with refreshments. ' NNow,U said Jim Brown, Where comes the best program of all, HHit it Poor,W the sequel to HStrike it Rich.U T Audrey Adien, sometimes known as Baby Snooks, was master or ceremonies. ihietgtnfdothiqfefsg F3?iS?3Rnhi1f2HE?5ds?i3ni2R5OHHSehegdedaaeififtiiaiozicevich. Your first question - Who was Ivanhoe? 9 iv I '--1 wr . EgsiiShTESXt2??Fe3u?tS?EtYMi2seF3ittt?eEnei!f58giE3E Etithaiddht iggulnttier a ience, Annette Boben, Marlene Bodas, Florence Janesich, Joanne Davich, and Janet Orazem, college girls from Radcliff were the next contestants. WYour question pertains to etiquette. How many gesundheit's are correct - when someone sneezes?H ' HOne,U they meekly bellowed. Then without warning, the mistress of ceremonies sneezed. The girls let out five gefundheits one after another, The last contestants on the program were a group of dance instructors from the Light-Foot Dancing School, Edell Anderson, Jeannette Claus, Betty Abramson, and Marie Krallg UNow tell us please, what is your most difficult problem in dancing school? They answered in unison, UTrying to teach Nick Brascugli and David Johnson to toe dance.H U of Silengg?sfegtggingailbggggrigdaf 3225356823551cffnininsgrbifioghttfefhesgour sure to buy a box on non-splintering toothpicks from our sponsor, Terry Paoletti, This is your friendly announcer, George Juth, saying UGoodnight Irene.N

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1951 CLASS PROPHECY NEureka1V cried Jim Brown, the scientist, who won the Nobel Prize for his solution of the simple yet baffling problem of which came first, the chicken or the egg. He had invited several of his friends to spend the evening at his palatial home and look at television. The test patterns appeared on the screen. He turned to the guest on his right and asked, HOver which channel do I get that program where they are giving awards for the best performances on radio,.television, stage, and screen? That's the program I'd like you folks to see.n . Q Hwhy not try channel number one?N said Loren Ross, president of the J. C. Penney Company. ' ' Ulf you don't mind I'd rather watch the wrestling matches,H said Tom Beste, the owner of a gigantic chain of dairies. UI hear it s the fight of the year between Glamorous Gordon Kangas and Gorgeous Gary Wilcox. There is a lot of money involved in this match. I understand that Terry Erkkila, owner of the nut and bolt factory, and Stephen Paciotti, president of the Lonely Heart's Club, have bets of a hundred million dollars on Gorgeous Ganf.N R UYou are wrong on the date of that match, nchorused Marvin Hammer and Charles Ochis, owners of a fabulous gold mine five miles outfrom Timbuctoo. HThat 's on tomorrow night.H UHere comes a good mystery,H piped up another guest.. Uwe may as well watch Dr. Speckel and Mr. Spied in their thrilling drama, Meet Frankenstein in N a Mortuary. Hwho plays in it,H querried a timid voice. HOh, haven't you heard?N came a reply. NIt's those gruesome fellows, Clarence Kemp, Ronald Erjavec, Marvin Hall, and Joseph Horoshak.N NThe program is sponsored by the Under Hill Mortuary, owned by Janes, Thomas, and Marvin Hill, U added another guest. For a few minutes the group watched intently but as the play became more and more horrible a trembling voice asked, UDo you mind if we switch to another channel? I'll be afraid to go home if I see much more of this.N Jim Brown changed channels and on the screen appeared a handsome fellow with a booming voice. HThis is Robert Kloiber, your announcer. The Edgar Bergen show will not be televised tonight. Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd both have the measles and are not allowed to appear. However, a desperate attempt is being made to find substitues for them. If McCarthy Matchefts and Snerd Kotchevar can be persuaded toisake their places, the show will go on.N NAnd now for your mid-evening news, brought to you by the most fr ous commentators of the day, Lawrence Tahija and Tom Kukar. They will tel you what is going on in the world of culture.H Y , 1' X. ...v.3Maan.OsssH9i2,s.2s szass2es.anasatNe.92abiBf.as.Faris' His beautifully HAndrine-Kvaternik will make her debut in the Broadway play, Romeo and Juliet. Dick Niemiste will star as Romeo.H

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- Hln Radio City Music Hall Minnie Nylund will play the magnificent master- piece for the piano written by Ernest Negri. Marie Marasco will turn the pages.H UAt Carnegie Hall Fred Bush, the famed violinist, played his world-known composition, Robin in the Cherry Tree, He was accompanied by Roberta Peterson on the piano. Her music sounded like Warrell Paciotti throwing stones at a window.U Rosemarie Platner, composer of the Thing was seen peeking from behind the stage curtain at this performance. It is said she wanted to catch a glimpse of Mary Ann Petik who makes a living by carrying Shirley Palkovich's baritone around.H 5 , , NEddie Oswald, noted photographer, is now engaged in taking cheesecake shots of Chresula Lagges, Nancy Claus, and Georgina Shavor. He enjoys his work greatly.N NBetty Ann Palo and Kathleen Johnson were seen practicing their new Hula dance which will be put on at the Empire Theater on April Fools' Day.u HCan't we turn to a different channel, U asked Donald Shutte, owner of a huge gun factory. By the way, have you heard my new slogan? The crowd clamored to hear it. Hwhy not try to Shutte gun?W he respondedg Channel four carried an exciting mystery story starring Annarmarie Brown, Rosemarie Kaiser, nd Joanne Claus. At the most thrilling part the mystery was interrupted by the Wudinich twin Pat and Patsy. They sang a cmmaercial about HKrunchy Kribbles that explode in your mouth.U ' HThe heck with the mystery,N said Terry Uren, who had just returned from a game with the Lakers. ULet's turn to the vaudeville with Jeannette Skerjance, Darlene Strumbel, and Mary Ann Intihar as first line chorus girls, But when he touched the knob the set went dead. UIsn't Dick Vareni here?W someoneasked. NHe owns the largest television studio in the world. He should be able to tell what's wrong here.H Dick stepped forward with a pair of pliers in his hand. HSure, I can fix it,U he said Wbut Ifll need some help.n Up stepped Lenny Wilde. He is the owner of a chain of ice-cream.parlors and employs Janice Smrekar, Mavis Wainio, Rose Marie Tassoni, and Georgine Greben to think up new combinations for his marvelous sodas and sundaes. HLet's have a look at the aerial. Maybe that 's where the trouble is.H Sure enough, on the roof, with their equipment draped on the aerial were 553323SS1'?H'3a32feF31??5i3i?12i2aitS2eahipC13?rtiiS 229i-ifiogcmeghil Diiiiexsllahfsiim prosperous lawyer. They apologized for interfering with the reception and hastily took their paraphenelia off the aerial. The set worked perfectly again. The group settled back in their chairs to listen to Audrey Flom, the Hedda Hopper of television,