Eveleth Junior High School - Yearbook (Eveleth, MN)

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1951 CLASS PROPHECY NEureka1V cried Jim Brown, the scientist, who won the Nobel Prize for his solution of the simple yet baffling problem of which came first, the chicken or the egg. He had invited several of his friends to spend the evening at his palatial home and look at television. The test patterns appeared on the screen. He turned to the guest on his right and asked, HOver which channel do I get that program where they are giving awards for the best performances on radio,.television, stage, and screen? That's the program I'd like you folks to see.n . Q Hwhy not try channel number one?N said Loren Ross, president of the J. C. Penney Company. ' ' Ulf you don't mind I'd rather watch the wrestling matches,H said Tom Beste, the owner of a gigantic chain of dairies. UI hear it s the fight of the year between Glamorous Gordon Kangas and Gorgeous Gary Wilcox. There is a lot of money involved in this match. I understand that Terry Erkkila, owner of the nut and bolt factory, and Stephen Paciotti, president of the Lonely Heart's Club, have bets of a hundred million dollars on Gorgeous Ganf.N R UYou are wrong on the date of that match, nchorused Marvin Hammer and Charles Ochis, owners of a fabulous gold mine five miles outfrom Timbuctoo. HThat 's on tomorrow night.H UHere comes a good mystery,H piped up another guest.. Uwe may as well watch Dr. Speckel and Mr. Spied in their thrilling drama, Meet Frankenstein in N a Mortuary. Hwho plays in it,H querried a timid voice. HOh, haven't you heard?N came a reply. NIt's those gruesome fellows, Clarence Kemp, Ronald Erjavec, Marvin Hall, and Joseph Horoshak.N NThe program is sponsored by the Under Hill Mortuary, owned by Janes, Thomas, and Marvin Hill, U added another guest. For a few minutes the group watched intently but as the play became more and more horrible a trembling voice asked, UDo you mind if we switch to another channel? I'll be afraid to go home if I see much more of this.N Jim Brown changed channels and on the screen appeared a handsome fellow with a booming voice. HThis is Robert Kloiber, your announcer. The Edgar Bergen show will not be televised tonight. Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd both have the measles and are not allowed to appear. However, a desperate attempt is being made to find substitues for them. If McCarthy Matchefts and Snerd Kotchevar can be persuaded toisake their places, the show will go on.N NAnd now for your mid-evening news, brought to you by the most fr ous commentators of the day, Lawrence Tahija and Tom Kukar. They will tel you what is going on in the world of culture.H Y , 1' X. ...v.3Maan.OsssH9i2,s.2s szass2es.anasatNe.92abiBf.as.Faris' His beautifully HAndrine-Kvaternik will make her debut in the Broadway play, Romeo and Juliet. Dick Niemiste will star as Romeo.H

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February 15 February 22 March 6 March 7 April 3 April 30 May 7 b June 7 June 8 The Region 7 hockey tournament began today. All those wishing to attend were dismissed early. we were all held in suspense as to which brother would die in WThe Corsican Brothersn, , An Americanization program was given by the speech class. V After seeing Carl Josephs we all decided to become archers. we saw the movie HFive Little Peppers and How They Grown. Our last lyceum number for the year was presented by Roy Mayer After a day of hard work we enjoyed two hours of relaxation witnessing the movie HEnchanted Forestn, A picnic which was enjoyed by all was the final social event of our three years in the Junior High School, Today ends our three years of work, study, and play. We now advonce to membership in the Senior High School. My my, how time does fly! I

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UFlashL, This is Audrey Flom, your Hollywood gossiper.U The handsome movie star, Roger Baumgartner, is Sailing for Europe. With him is traveling his business manager, Joanne Andreachi.H . Flash againl, D vid Rodda of M4 G. MQ has just signed Sharon Cooper , in a long term contractrn Muriel Fairbanks, the great Hollywood actress and Rqger Giombetti, the famous Broadway star will do a scene from UCats and Dogs,N the sequel to HGuys and Dolls,U at the Stardom Theater.N HHere's an exclusivej Eugene Klune's all male orchestra is playing at the Stork Club. But here is the secret: the saxaphonist is not a male. She is Shirley Malkovich and she loves her job. CLucky girll W Wanother exclusive: Gerald Korte, janitor at the Pat Sainio Diaper factory and Cathleen CDude2 Pollack, machinist at the Dude Doodle Bug Company were seen dining at Parkfs Polka Palace, owned and operated by Warren Park. As Hedda Hopper said Goodnight, Jim Carlson, the butler at Brown's mansion appeared with refreshments. ' NNow,U said Jim Brown, Where comes the best program of all, HHit it Poor,W the sequel to HStrike it Rich.U T Audrey Adien, sometimes known as Baby Snooks, was master or ceremonies. ihietgtnfdothiqfefsg F3?iS?3Rnhi1f2HE?5ds?i3ni2R5OHHSehegdedaaeififtiiaiozicevich. Your first question - Who was Ivanhoe? 9 iv I '--1 wr . EgsiiShTESXt2??Fe3u?tS?EtYMi2seF3ittt?eEnei!f58giE3E Etithaiddht iggulnttier a ience, Annette Boben, Marlene Bodas, Florence Janesich, Joanne Davich, and Janet Orazem, college girls from Radcliff were the next contestants. WYour question pertains to etiquette. How many gesundheit's are correct - when someone sneezes?H ' HOne,U they meekly bellowed. Then without warning, the mistress of ceremonies sneezed. The girls let out five gefundheits one after another, The last contestants on the program were a group of dance instructors from the Light-Foot Dancing School, Edell Anderson, Jeannette Claus, Betty Abramson, and Marie Krallg UNow tell us please, what is your most difficult problem in dancing school? They answered in unison, UTrying to teach Nick Brascugli and David Johnson to toe dance.H U of Silengg?sfegtggingailbggggrigdaf 3225356823551cffnininsgrbifioghttfefhesgour sure to buy a box on non-splintering toothpicks from our sponsor, Terry Paoletti, This is your friendly announcer, George Juth, saying UGoodnight Irene.N