Eveleth Junior High School - Yearbook (Eveleth, MN)

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A To the right of us is a group of models 'including Dorothea Sarno, who models- bathing suits, and Lois Cesarek, that famous Powers mod-el-. The Powers model T agexcy is now owned by those two lucky fellows, Albin Peterlin and Robert Niemiste, 5 Glancing out of the window, we notice a circus setting up their tents. Patricia Judnick, fat lady of the circus, and her companion, Tony Gradisher, the v thin man of the circus, come sauntering along. We also notice, Rudolph Shutte, the owner of the circus, walking around with his hands in his pockets. He must have a lot of troubles! With him is Gail Strandback who has ,just return ed from Africa where she has been trying to get a look at the pink elephants we've heard so much about. Karen Soderquist, the famous trapeze artist, is swinging from J the electric wires overhead. 'She's due for a shock soon! Coming out of a tent now is Russell Brown, the 'strong man of the circus. His exercises in the morning consist of .throwing around 100 pound feed sacks. Looking at a sign, we see this message: Come in now and see Arbutus Williams' fleas . She. raises them on her own little farm. Ah, we see her scratching over there! y T r 'Leaving the circus behind, we came upon some rich looking farms. The Rest Home for Aged Cows is owned by Ronald Kangas and Charles Gerchmana Gyle Bruzenak owns the only farm inthe United States which raises toothless alligators. Hmm, how strange! Bruzenak looks a bit bitten up. Thomas Flom is busy now on his farm, too. He's trying so hard to breed three-legged horses. The Skip and Hop' Roadside Inn which we are now passing was originally owned by Richard Petik, but we see it has just been sold to 'Thomas Williams. T ' ' Passing the University of Minnesota campus, we think of all the Eveleth, citizens we have .represented there. These include: Steve Hilar, professor of agri culture, - Duane Smith, theprofessor of history, Herman Cuppoletti, professor of algebra, and William Byron, that famous English professor. ,Don't tell anyone this, but Roger Johnson is the janitor at the University. Speaking of teachers, Miss Betty Osmundson is the kindergarten teacher mo has developed a new method of training children to obey, It is Slap her down again, pa, slap her down again. Oh yes, we almost forgot to tell you! Francis Varani is the dean of the Eveleth Junior College. At last we arrive at our destination, good old Eveleth, Minnesota. What a . welcoming 'committee we rave to meet us! There's Rudy Strah the barber who gives a close shave and haircut ftoo close for comfort at timesj, Thomas Yurkovich who owns Yunko's steam bath, Ronald Luoma who takes care of the city dog pound, Dale Nelson, who owns the elevated shoe factory, -Armond Ros si, that Pepsi-Cola man, Kenneth Richards, the fellow who owrs the reducing academy in Eveleth, and -Donald Kokal, who runs the beauty salon.. Who's that waving to us but John Kallevig, the famous fur trapper, and Loretta Leppanen, the Indian agent who's teaching' the Indians to blow bubble gum. .Geraldine Palkovich and Shirley Miller, the efficient truant officers of our city, are running after a little 'rascal right now. Oh, the vision in the crystal ball is slowly fading now, se we'll leave, the S future up to you. '- -

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Stepping into Jacquelyn Kcrpi's cafe, we immediately notice a sign on the wall. It reads Jeanette Kapovec, retired author, is now running a chicken farm in Connecticut. We are selling her products! Buy them uhile th ey last L CThey're so scrawny that they can't last much longer anyhcwD ' Slipping a wooden slug into the juke box, we hear Ray Chiaverini's and Richard Tomassoni's rendition of the Oh Marie Polka . The New York bobby scxers are simply crazy over the ir wonderful accordion recordings, Wandering down to the New York docks, we are hailed by Lorraine Maki, the famous deep sea diver, who is leaving to find-some more shark teeth. We are just in time to seefa ship leaving for Europe. On it are many famous American sportsmen who are going to Europe to take part in the Olympics there. Among these are Mike Castellano, Jack Curphy, and John Gruden, who were chosen to play on Latvia's semi-girl hockey team. Also leaving for Europe are Bxuce Dunbar, the world famous curler, Patricia Voce and her all-girlswirmning team, Frank Lushine, the U. S. skiing champions, Elroy Maki, the heavy-weight boxing champion of the world, and John Bratt, the noted swimming champion. 'James Intihanis also going along to coach England's all-girl basketball team. Thomas Muff, Life's photographer is also on the scene taking pictures of all the celebrities, Firwlly our tour is over, and we head for therailroad station, vhichis now owned by the two successful business men, David Uren and Donald Vande Plasch. Seated comfortably on the train, we pick up a newspaper, The New, York Sun , which is now edited by Tom Dickovich, who is the former professor of English at Harvard. s On his staff of reporters is Rosemary,Urbiha, who is now working on the Stink Robbing Case in Houston. It is suspected that the robbers are the same as those who robbed-the Brink Bank in Boston. . Turning on the radio, we hear that hilarious program, Why Gab? Leave It to Murphy and Birnstihln, The masters of ceremonies on this program are Peggy Murphy and John Bi.rnstihl. Flash! We interrupt this program to bring you an important message! Jack Jerome, the chief scientist working on the Zbomb, has decided to take a rest and gc to Alaska to s ee a few of his life-long friends. Flash again!! Diane Constantine, the famous veterinarian, has just saved Citation's life by giving him a coughvdrop for his cold. Another filibuster has been started in the Senate by that famous Southern Senator and debator, Audrey Jacobsen. She has been talking for three weeks, and she hasn't given up yet. Anne Marie Jamnick, federal judge presiding over the trialof the twenty-two bottom Imperialists, a case somewhat like that of the eleven tcp Communists, has decided to banish them to Outer Mongolia L . , ' 4 John Ritter, noted governor of Minnesota, held a banquet recently in honor of James Muhich, the Sherlock Holmes of 1960. Many important per-sonages attended the gala affair, They include: David Rogers, president of General Electric, Robert Hedlund, president of radio station XYZ, James Pernu, president of the Chevrolet' Company. Robert Campbell, president of the Campbell Soup Company and director of the New York Symphony Orchestra., Leonard Rowe, a high-ranking admiral in the Navy, and Tony Krall, president of United States Steel. d . I Click! Off goes the radio, and whom do we see coming toward us but the famous lumber queen of the Yukon, Patricia Mavec. With her is Betty Jmjia , famous beautician who has discovered an amazing new face cream which makes you disappear. Looking around us, we see many familiar faces including two famous explorers, Ida Faye Haanpaa and Frank Capan who have been down in Texas recently trying to dis cover somebody else's oil wells. H . in ,iii all 4

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CL ASS WILL we,'the ninth grade class of 1950, being. of sound minds CTU and able bodies, do hereby leave these last wills and testaments to be upheld and carried forth faithfully. John Birnstihl wills his towering height C???j to Warren Park. s his svdrrnxing ability to Jay Foreman. lBVH1 wills his cows to Ronald Erjavec, T Cfyle Bruznak wills his basketball ability to Roger Baurrgartner. MH gggwills his English book to Miss Fulton. . Robert Campbell wills his administrative ability to Shirley Malkovich. Frank Cagan wills his permanent seat in Miss Parks' room to anyone who is as ambitious. Wo'5d'r75w Carlstedt wills his Ns to anyone who finds school a boring proposition. Mike Castellano wills his bashfulness' Cin schoollto Richard Niemesti and Terry Paoletti lfois' Cesarek wills her' close friendshipwith Mr. Moog to Thomas Kukar. Iiaymofd Cghial-rgnriniAlea.ves his ability to play the accordian to Floyd Snidarich, Iffanelforlstantine iwills her love of animals to Gary Wilcox. EEiTa wills his phys ical features to Ernest Negri. ' Jack gyby doesn't will his interest in Half Moon Lake. Would you?D Tom' Dickovich wills his graceful walk to George Juth. , Bruce Dunbar wills his big boots to anyone who can fit into them. rL,lea.ves his quiet manner to Richard Varani.. Joseph Fisher wills his interest in Chicken Town to Charles Ochis. Hs his blond curly hair to David Wirtanen. eavesa his close friendship with Duane Smith to Nancy Tomar. Charles Gerchman wills his know-it-allnmanner in English to Roland Poaletti. ATfET 15ny Eradisheg wills his E sweater to Marie Marasco, 1 , John Gruden wills his ability to speak out in class to Terry Uren. Dorothyfaangaa-leaves her soft sweet voice to Patricia Wudenich. Ida Faye Haanpaa leaves her flashy sweater to anyone who can wear it as well. wves his ability to play drums - rum-te-tum-tum to Donald Shutte., Steve Hilar wills his ability to forget Ins assignments at home to James Brown. . James Intl' har wills his knowledge of famous athletes to Clarence Kemp. Jo Ann Intihar leaves her ableness to strut down the gym floor to Minnie Nylund. Mary Isaacson leaves her Pepsodent smile to Georgene Greben. A y Jacobson wills her quiet ways 'tc Primus Skurratz. JaEE Uercme wills his ability to get to school by 8:31 to Stefan Paciotti. e Anne Marie Jamnick leaves her love of basketball to Marlene Kaner providing she's as hoarse after the game as' Anne is. ' Roger Johnson leaves his front seat in the assembly to David Rodda. Petri cia Judnick leaves her blond curly hair to Georgene 'Shavor providing she puts it in stockings every night . Mag Jugovich wills her ability to wiggle up and down the assembly aisle for anywhere elsel to Janice Smrekar. ' Betty Jylha A leaves her horn-rimmed glasses to Mary Ann Intihar. Jeanette Ka ovec leaves her outstanding vocabulary to Leorard Wilde. Gai 'arvala wills her twitching ncse twitch twitch to Anna Marie Brown, providing she can twitch as fast. , C William Kodievar wills his soft . sweet violin music to Patrick Wudenich. John Kilevig leaves his love of skiing to David Johnson. Ronald Kangas wills his out of school interests C'?'??j to Loren Ross. Joseph Kohlrosi.-ar leaves his interest in girls to Eugene Klun. Dornld Kokal leaves his love of science to Gerald Korte, Jac ueline Kor i wills her red fair and freckles to Rosemarie Platner. Tony Kr l wills his sure success to become a barn leader to Nick Brascugli, Loretta Eegoanm leaves her giggles Cespecially in gyml to Nancy Claus. ' Frank Lushine wills- his ableness to grcw taller by the day to Annette Boben and Alberta Kyaa. ' Elroy Maki wills his voice to the echoes of the junior high school. Lorraine Maki leaves her cleverness to get into town each night Cwe worder how?J to Jeanette and Joanne Claus. . Patricia Mavec leaves her interest in Home Economics class to Andrine Kvaternik. -R