Eveleth Junior High School - Yearbook (Eveleth, MN)

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Stepping into Jacquelyn Kcrpi's cafe, we immediately notice a sign on the wall. It reads Jeanette Kapovec, retired author, is now running a chicken farm in Connecticut. We are selling her products! Buy them uhile th ey last L CThey're so scrawny that they can't last much longer anyhcwD ' Slipping a wooden slug into the juke box, we hear Ray Chiaverini's and Richard Tomassoni's rendition of the Oh Marie Polka . The New York bobby scxers are simply crazy over the ir wonderful accordion recordings, Wandering down to the New York docks, we are hailed by Lorraine Maki, the famous deep sea diver, who is leaving to find-some more shark teeth. We are just in time to seefa ship leaving for Europe. On it are many famous American sportsmen who are going to Europe to take part in the Olympics there. Among these are Mike Castellano, Jack Curphy, and John Gruden, who were chosen to play on Latvia's semi-girl hockey team. Also leaving for Europe are Bxuce Dunbar, the world famous curler, Patricia Voce and her all-girlswirmning team, Frank Lushine, the U. S. skiing champions, Elroy Maki, the heavy-weight boxing champion of the world, and John Bratt, the noted swimming champion. 'James Intihanis also going along to coach England's all-girl basketball team. Thomas Muff, Life's photographer is also on the scene taking pictures of all the celebrities, Firwlly our tour is over, and we head for therailroad station, vhichis now owned by the two successful business men, David Uren and Donald Vande Plasch. Seated comfortably on the train, we pick up a newspaper, The New, York Sun , which is now edited by Tom Dickovich, who is the former professor of English at Harvard. s On his staff of reporters is Rosemary,Urbiha, who is now working on the Stink Robbing Case in Houston. It is suspected that the robbers are the same as those who robbed-the Brink Bank in Boston. . Turning on the radio, we hear that hilarious program, Why Gab? Leave It to Murphy and Birnstihln, The masters of ceremonies on this program are Peggy Murphy and John Bi.rnstihl. Flash! We interrupt this program to bring you an important message! Jack Jerome, the chief scientist working on the Zbomb, has decided to take a rest and gc to Alaska to s ee a few of his life-long friends. Flash again!! Diane Constantine, the famous veterinarian, has just saved Citation's life by giving him a coughvdrop for his cold. Another filibuster has been started in the Senate by that famous Southern Senator and debator, Audrey Jacobsen. She has been talking for three weeks, and she hasn't given up yet. Anne Marie Jamnick, federal judge presiding over the trialof the twenty-two bottom Imperialists, a case somewhat like that of the eleven tcp Communists, has decided to banish them to Outer Mongolia L . , ' 4 John Ritter, noted governor of Minnesota, held a banquet recently in honor of James Muhich, the Sherlock Holmes of 1960. Many important per-sonages attended the gala affair, They include: David Rogers, president of General Electric, Robert Hedlund, president of radio station XYZ, James Pernu, president of the Chevrolet' Company. Robert Campbell, president of the Campbell Soup Company and director of the New York Symphony Orchestra., Leonard Rowe, a high-ranking admiral in the Navy, and Tony Krall, president of United States Steel. d . I Click! Off goes the radio, and whom do we see coming toward us but the famous lumber queen of the Yukon, Patricia Mavec. With her is Betty Jmjia , famous beautician who has discovered an amazing new face cream which makes you disappear. Looking around us, we see many familiar faces including two famous explorers, Ida Faye Haanpaa and Frank Capan who have been down in Texas recently trying to dis cover somebody else's oil wells. H . in ,iii all 4

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Class Prophegy No doubt at some time or another, we shall stop to wonder about the futures of that greatest of all ninth grade classes, the group of 'A9 - '50 M students. ,So let's look into the crystal ball now and see what these geniuses are doing. ' 4 . The year is 1960. We see President Woodrow Carlstedt, ,Mayor of Eveleth, Richard Stanaway, and his council composed of Don Frants, John Lesser, Rosemarie Modic, and Marlene Pechar arriving at La Guardia field where they are to meet William Kochevar, the famous violinist, and Marilyn Sand, the noted pianist, who are returning from Vienna after giving an extended concert tourf Nell, the plane has landed. Ah,.'whom do wesee as the pilots' but James Siveny and Carol Orehek. with those two as pilots, it 's lucky that the ' passengers are still alive.J The door of the plane is opening now and the ' stewardess, Mary Isaacson, is stepping out. Whom else do we see stepping out but Audrey Rintala, the famous U. N. diplomat, who has been in Finland inspecting the condition of dog's teeth. Also coming out of the plane is Agnes Vovk, the well known explorer, who has just returned fromcthe South Pole where she has been trying to discover some melted diamond mines. . Retnrnirg to the United States also are the noted designers Dorothy Haanpaa, Rosemary Vlaisavljevich, William Spolarich, and Dorothy Petrovic. Miss Haanpaa and Miss Petrovic have just returned from Siam where they have been living in solitude trying to think of some new fashions for American women. Miss Vlaisavljevich and Mr. Spolarich are returnirg from lcelami where they have been trapping seals for Eskimo won'en's coats. And here comes Miss Dorothy Saarikos ki, the former Woolworth heiress, whose fortune has now dwindled. She is returning from South Afri ca where she has been working like a beaver in the salt mines th ere. Miss Francine Tehovnik, the oil queen of Chickentown, is coming off the plane now, tripping over her ermine furs. I suppose she'll be rushing home now to see her pet geyser, which is right v underneath her house. Before the welcoming cormnittee and the celebrities return to their home town of Eveleth, they decide to tour New York City. Stopping at Ciro's , . nightclub, they are fascinated by Mary Jugovich's fan dancing. Going on to ' Broadway, they see many famous names in lights. i Among these is the name of Joanne Intihar, who is now starring in the stirring motion picture, North Atlantic , sequel to South Pacific . Gail Karvala, the famous peroxide blonde, alsolhas her name in lights. She is now starring in Gentlemen Prefer Brunettes , which was produced and directed by Gerald Palkovich-. . We see many other famous personalities including Eldred Strumbel, the new Tarzan, and Joe Kohlnos er, now taking the role of Jungle Joe. Who should come walking along now but James Fischer, the Thin Man of the movies. Accompanying him is that handsome hunk of man, Joe Fisher, who has recently won the title of Mr, America of 196O . COoh1' Those legs li D The runner-up in . the contest for Mr. America of 1960 was Le Roy Palvere, the rich playboy. Now whom do we see going through a red light but Bonnie Pouchnik herself.- She is the well--known talent scout who rides arourxi on her. motorcycle trying to attract some unknown male stars. Riding on the fender, is Carol Tamminen, 'who has recently been in Italy trying to find another Caruso. -

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A To the right of us is a group of models 'including Dorothea Sarno, who models- bathing suits, and Lois Cesarek, that famous Powers mod-el-. The Powers model T agexcy is now owned by those two lucky fellows, Albin Peterlin and Robert Niemiste, 5 Glancing out of the window, we notice a circus setting up their tents. Patricia Judnick, fat lady of the circus, and her companion, Tony Gradisher, the v thin man of the circus, come sauntering along. We also notice, Rudolph Shutte, the owner of the circus, walking around with his hands in his pockets. He must have a lot of troubles! With him is Gail Strandback who has ,just return ed from Africa where she has been trying to get a look at the pink elephants we've heard so much about. Karen Soderquist, the famous trapeze artist, is swinging from J the electric wires overhead. 'She's due for a shock soon! Coming out of a tent now is Russell Brown, the 'strong man of the circus. His exercises in the morning consist of .throwing around 100 pound feed sacks. Looking at a sign, we see this message: Come in now and see Arbutus Williams' fleas . She. raises them on her own little farm. Ah, we see her scratching over there! y T r 'Leaving the circus behind, we came upon some rich looking farms. The Rest Home for Aged Cows is owned by Ronald Kangas and Charles Gerchmana Gyle Bruzenak owns the only farm inthe United States which raises toothless alligators. Hmm, how strange! Bruzenak looks a bit bitten up. Thomas Flom is busy now on his farm, too. He's trying so hard to breed three-legged horses. The Skip and Hop' Roadside Inn which we are now passing was originally owned by Richard Petik, but we see it has just been sold to 'Thomas Williams. T ' ' Passing the University of Minnesota campus, we think of all the Eveleth, citizens we have .represented there. These include: Steve Hilar, professor of agri culture, - Duane Smith, theprofessor of history, Herman Cuppoletti, professor of algebra, and William Byron, that famous English professor. ,Don't tell anyone this, but Roger Johnson is the janitor at the University. Speaking of teachers, Miss Betty Osmundson is the kindergarten teacher mo has developed a new method of training children to obey, It is Slap her down again, pa, slap her down again. Oh yes, we almost forgot to tell you! Francis Varani is the dean of the Eveleth Junior College. At last we arrive at our destination, good old Eveleth, Minnesota. What a . welcoming 'committee we rave to meet us! There's Rudy Strah the barber who gives a close shave and haircut ftoo close for comfort at timesj, Thomas Yurkovich who owns Yunko's steam bath, Ronald Luoma who takes care of the city dog pound, Dale Nelson, who owns the elevated shoe factory, -Armond Ros si, that Pepsi-Cola man, Kenneth Richards, the fellow who owrs the reducing academy in Eveleth, and -Donald Kokal, who runs the beauty salon.. Who's that waving to us but John Kallevig, the famous fur trapper, and Loretta Leppanen, the Indian agent who's teaching' the Indians to blow bubble gum. .Geraldine Palkovich and Shirley Miller, the efficient truant officers of our city, are running after a little 'rascal right now. Oh, the vision in the crystal ball is slowly fading now, se we'll leave, the S future up to you. '- -