Evander Childs High School - Oriole Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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0 F F I C E R S VIVIAN SIMON. Vice-Presideni' FAARGUERITE o'BRlEN His1'oricn I 1 REGINA HAAS, Secrehury

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CROW' NEST ATTer many weary years of using The Trial and error meThod ImosTly errorl, I can safely say, Wow!, Tor I have finally uncovered The secreTs oT Those ulTra-mysTic Indian propheTs . . . WaTch closely now, while I pour a small amounT of This glorified seITzer Ichampagne To youl inTo This luxurious looking glass . . . Silence please, while I puT The baTh Towel on my head lall Hindus wear 'emI, Take a heTTy sip of The giggle waTer, and gaze inTo The champagne glass . . . Now, if you'll all quieTIy hum The cIairvoyanT's Theme song . . . You all know iT. IT's called I Won'T Trance . . . IAnoTher sip of cham- pagnel . . . QuieT now . . . A-hah, a vision . . . The bubbles are clearing . . . a hosT oT Senior CeIebriTies some Ten years Trom now! . . . Time marches on! IT's I947! And The Tirsi' celeb To hiT my eye is none oTher Than The honorable DOMENICK ANNESE-argu- ing ThaT he's been going To Syracuse ever since '37 and why haven'T They noTiced him? Now oTher figures crowd inTo The vision. Ecce homines! Ecce Teminae! Behold, look, see: ROY MCARDLE-Posing on billboards Tor collar ads. INGRID LEIRE-Turning down her 5,000Th Hollywood proposal. MR. BURSTEIN-Reduced To selling ham sand- wiches in a Jerusalem synagogue. MATTHEW MIDDLETON-Playing Tarzan in a sideshow. ANTHONY SCHIAVONE-Really a pop now and buying shoes Tor Trip- leTs. PEGGY O'BRIEN-PuTTing Emily PosT ouT of a iob. GERTRUDE HOFMANN- ObTaining her college diploma while no one was looking. MARION JENNINGS-Modeling ear muTTs in Brazil. LILLIAN DOLGIN-Trying To recall how she looked wiTh her chin down. PHIL GROSSMAN-Answering radio con- TesTs-5O words, no more, no less! ADOLPH JACOBY-Third assisTanT To an organ grinder Iwho doesn'T swingl. FRANCES QUITTEL-Harmonizing wiTh Those Chicken SisTers! UDITH STEIN-ShouTing praises of The Warrior's Husband. DOTTY GRAF- PerambuIaTing down Barnes Avenue. EVELYN WEISSBERG-GhosT wriTing Those Can- Tor ScripTs IET Tu BruTusl. PHYLLIS LEVENSON-Selling magazine subscripTions in ScoT- land. HANNAH GOTTEHRER-Truckin' To The Jugoslavia naTional anThem. WILLIAM STUBENVOLL-PuTTing The ham in HamleT. RICHARD BIRNBERG-Doubling Tor Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan. MR. RYAN-STiII ThreaTening To publish Those Memoirs. PEP KAWALLER-Making Floyd Gibbons quiT in despair. JACK COTTIN-Peddling his own liquor IcoTTin ginl. JULIA VON FRANK -Down in Mexico, Trying To coIIecT renT from The border Iboarderl. GRACE EWEN- WriTing Those Ii++Ie greeTing card iingles. MR. QUIMBY-PracTising Tor The I948 Olympics by chasing cuTTers around The building! . . . And I, oT course, was good aT school, I never had no vices, I IosT my iob aT The Five and Ten-I couldn'T remember The prices!

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BESTOWING THE LEIS I+ would be impossible fo complele our scholasfic voyage wiihoul' expressing our gra+i+ude +o 1'he pilols of our class who safely guided us on our +rip over +he sea of knowledge. H' is now when our frick is nearly over 1'ha+ we realize +he profound influence +hey wielded in shaping our c:harac+ers. We +hank fhese educa+ors as we happily complele our journey. We may casl' off o1'her lies bul' nor 'I'hose which bind us 1'o fhemg 'For fhese lies are above earlhly fhings. We leave our men+ors wi1'h our fervenl' wishes for . . . fair weafher and clear sailing