Eureka High School - Eu Re Hi Ke Yearbook (Eureka, NC)

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flumci Pi aae Earl L.: Barbara, what are you doing on the ground?” Barbara B.: I tried walking on the sidewalk with Mr. Robinson, and this is what happened.” Ann S.: George, why aren’t you insured this year?” George Y.: Well, Pa thought it over and decided he’d rather take a chance on losing me than to be sure of losing seventy-five cents.” Mrs. Jones: What? My husband kissing that teacher! I am surprised.” Mr. Jones: No, my dear, I am surprised. You are astonished.” Mrs. Martin: Do you think your son will forget what he will learn in college?” Mr. Davis: I hope so. He can’t make a living courting.” Mr. Robinson: So you admit that this unfortunate freshman was carried to the fishpond and drenched. What part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Melvin S.: The right leg, sir.” Christine L.: Here’s an ash tray.” Douglas M.: Thanks, but the floor isn’t full yet.” Harlow P.: Mary Daily, I understand that it was you who broke the windowpane.” Mary D. M.: Yes, Harlow, I am the one who broke it.” Harlow P.: But why?” Mary D. M.: I threw a brick at Billy Bartlett and he ducked.” Charles B.: What did you think of that ventriloquist last night?” Billie B.: Oh, I didn’t think he was so hot, but that little fellow on his knees was awfully funny.” Ruth H.: I wonder if it’s five o’clock yet?” Betty B.: Why?” Ruth H.: Because I’m supposed to be home at five, and I’m not there yet.” Muriel W.: Gladys, have you lived in Wayne County all your life?” Gladys D.: Nor yet.” Velva P.: ' Why do they call our language the mother tongue?” Jimmy W.: Because the father so seldom gets a chance to use it.”

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There ' s a gleam in our eye Guess you ' re wondering why. But you really should know why it ' s there. With such power in our smile. Since we ' ve come the last mile With our happiness with you to share. Though our days have been long. Our hopes are still strong For a future we hope will be bright. We ' ll be happy all the while and at all times smile And carry the bright shining light. Tonight our eyes are smiling. Our life has just begun. You can hear the Seniors laughter As they bring back songs they ' ve sung. When Seniors hearts are happy. All the world seems bright and gay. And now classmates eyes are smiling So to you farewell we ' ll say. Here ' s to our colors white and blue Dear old Eureka how we love you. And to prove our faith in thee We ' ll go onward to victory. Rah! Rah! Rah! We love our school, she stands for right We ' ll pull for her with all our might. We ' re proud of her, she ' s our friend We ' ll love her until the end. Rah! Rah! Rah! Here ' s to our colors white and blue Dear old Eureka how we love you. And to prove our faith in thee We ' ll go onward to victory. by Barbara and Louise

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Mr. Peterson; What ancient ruler played the fiddle while Rome was burning?” Louise Y.: Was it Hector?” Mr. Peterson: No, not Hector.” Louise Y.: Then it was Duke.” Mr. Peterson; Duke? What do you mean?” Louise Y.: Well, then, it must have been Nero. I knew it was somebody with a dog’s name.” Judge: Speeding, eh? How many times have you been before me?” Billie L.: Never, your Honor. I’ve tried to pass you on the road once or twice, but my car will only do fifty-five.” Mr. Tart: Charles, what is steam?” Charles D.: Water that’s crazy with heat.” Miss Sasser: Shirley, define ’nose’.” Shirley M.; A part of the body that shines, snubs, snoops, and sneezes.” Bonnie H.: Well, since you ask, what is the difference between a sewing machine and a kiss?” Alma S.: One sews seams nice, and the other seems so nice.” Mrs. Edmundson; Marie, what do you mean by feeding the baby yeast?” Marie E.: She swallowed my nickel, and I’m trying to raise the dough.” Wilhelmina C.; You should eat your spinach, Marie. It will put color in your cheeks.” Marie B.: Who wants green cheeks, anyway?” If upon your face appears one smile, I’ll consider my work worth while. Barbara Ruth Bartlett