Etna Green High School - Echo Yearbook (Etna Green, IN)

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Senior Prophecy Next we went to the treasury department where we saw Leo Hyndman rn charge of all the counterfeit currency Leo always had a strong desure to get rlch qunck Now what do you suppose he dnd'7'P'?'7'7'-7 We asked Leo where we could fund Bob Hartzell Curly always had a hankerln for Captain Stubby with a buck rn hrs ear Leo told us that Curly had become the famous cowboy singer of the lower regions and lt IS generally understood that It was Curly that made the hut song We ll Have A Hot Tame ln The Old Den Tonlght so popular In these ports We soon met Rosemary and .lamce who were always having a lot of fun to gether as classmates In school back on earth In the little village of Etna Green Teaslng the teachers was thelr favorite enloyment They were always slnglng some happy tune together but now thenr tune had changed as Satan had chosen them for two of hls hard working wrves Delorls Hogan the Miss Etna Green of 50 In the Mermaad Festnval had practaced beung a mermand and got caught IH Davy Jones s locker and had been brought here where she was a model for Satan and has wrves them off on the dutto We noticed the bulletin she was typlng was a weddlng announcement and the happy couple was Carl Gay and Betty Harman Verona was In a terrible hurry as the wedding was to be tomght and nobody had been notnfled of the occasion We decided to remain for the wedding then we would be sure to see all of our classmates once agaln On the way to the wedding we stopped at a llttle store called Dot s Hot Shop and there behind the counter we saw Dorothy Hogan She had all the latest ideas an glfts at her store and we soon found the suitable one Rosa Mae hurrled us off so we could get to the wedding In time The long awaited wedding had lust begun when we arrrved and Marcellne the mald of honor dressed ln her bright red formal was coming down the alsle She waved to us heartily as we took our places on the near by hot seats A wlde smlle came over Carl s face as he saw us enter and he asked his brother to come up and be his best man At last the pretty bride In her black and red checked gown appeared She certaunly looked Cay Mr Taylor our sponsor performed the ceremonies and after congratulatmg the brlde and groom and again vlsntlng wlth our classmates we decaded lt was time for us to go back to the peace and quiet of our home In eternity The moral to this IS BE PREPARED Elaine o Ralph I4 ' I -IWI . ' ' ' If ll ' . . . ,, . . I . . . ' ll Y ' ' ll I . . l ,, . ,, . . . I We found Verona working in an office. She was typing bulletins and running , . ' ll . ll ' . . . . . I , . . , . l I n l I I B b

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Senior Prophecy We were startlng our mornnng routine of meeting all newcomers of the pearly gates when we began wonderlng what had happened to our old classmates since none of them had come up to the haven of rest We asked St Peter for a day s pass to vlsut our friends on earth and he wrllxngly obliged and sent us on our way When we reached earth we were qulte shocked to fund that Etna Green as well as the rest of the country had been destroyed by the powerful new Z bomb Flndlng that none of our friends could possibly be on earth we traveled on down to the fmal destlnatnon where we were greeted by Jerry who was IH charge of Sectnon A where our old classmates were statloned Jerry told us he had been promoted to this hugh positron due to a new devuce he discovered for generatlng heat through atomlc energy At the controls of thus dynamic machine was our old frlend Loraun As he trued to explam has comple cated 'ob to us, Bill Grimm walked In carrying two baskets of fire ballsto reklndle the great machine He was glven thus 'ob because he was always such a basketball fanatic ln has hugh school days Jerry appointed Rosa Mae to show us around She had the pruvnlege of doung thas smce she had been on pretty good behavior the past week She sand she would show us the recreation room first As we entered the bug red door we were greeted by Wlmpy Dale Hlghtj After chatting awhile he told us he was ID charge of the pool table, as he was the champxon pool shark We then went on down the fuery corrldor and ran Into Mary Neal whose earthly desure had been to become a beautncuan, so she had demanded Satan to let her contmue her profession She IS a speclalust on the cold wave and m her posntnon It sure comes In handy One of her customers at that time happened to be Janet lnoffer She had gone to Mary because she was desperate for help She decided her hanr dldn t match the color of her surroundings so Mary was dyeing ut to the proper shade of red I3 o n 7 1 . - I , 1 . . - 4 - n . u .., - - . . . u 1 . . . , . . . I u

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