Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

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Al. Our one girl loft is Rone, who has an individual problem and has confided in Auntie Freeze, She is seeking for a solution. It seems there is an older man on her thoughts, and this oldor man doesn ' t soom to be aware of our Rone, or at least he hasn ' t let her know. Probably, this guy will vanish from her thoughts soon, but she doesn ' t think so, I can ' t find any solution, so Rene and I are open to suggest¬ ions. Auntie Freeze 11 D Fifteen minutes before departure twenty—nine crew members aro ushored to their appointed scats by Squadron Commander Montcith, until the count¬ down is completed. After listening intently to our instructions, we are prepared for take-off, but Bruco and George dopant, because they aro too terrified to remain with us. 5 -i4- 3 2-l —The rod light flashes. 1 Blasting into our course we safely arrive at our first landing point, Satellite 23, where wo are greeted by Comrade Sullivan, who is continuously irritated by John ' s mischievous a.cts. We store, up on space knovlodgo, and resume our flight into the unknown space (E. D, H. S.). Proceeding on, our second destination is in view; the female mombors advance to Pilot Chouinard and the male mombors advance to Co-Pilot Langford, who try to build up our physical fitness, tnd despite Liz ' s swollen ankle and Gary W ' s, shortness, they still put forth their best offorts. While approaching our third destination, Bernard and Elaino are in front, prepared to descend and assist Captain Harrow, and dream up ways of improving our lesson. Gloria, B..v, and Mabolnnn find it hard to decipher our code of position. Kathleen has been voted our most talka¬ tive crew member. Our Captain boards and remains with us until our next landing. Planet 32. Hero we are versed in triangles, squares, and circles. Bill, snooping in the front seat, is jarred from his slumber by the Captain because his snoozing was disturbing our crew. Cathy M., Carolyn, and Kenlyn are highly skilled, and do well in this course. Our mission accomplishod, we continue on our adventure. Wo are off again, this time in two air ships; some destined to interview Navigator Findlay, and the remainder to question Gunner Latimer. Wc have each taken on a strange crow to join us for this ex¬ pedition, but they remain on Sputniks 19 and 21. Lenn, who is very mischievous, again (as usual) has his seat taken from beneath him by our Land Navigator, who finds this a good solution for our usual problem of a shortage of seats in the female section. In this navigation, Qhcryl and Charlene aro tops as usual. Thu.se two seem to be magnetic where instructions are concerned. Our travels now load us again to Satellite 23, where Stewardess Kilpatrick endeavours, with the help (?) of Gary and Bob, to improve our speech-making capacities. While all are listening attentively to speeches, and Tom and Kay are intently listening to each other, Ted and Karl are hastily catching up on yesterday ' s homework.

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Dear Auntie Freeze: We would like to know if a method has boon found of chewing gum in school and enjoying it without being caught by a certain English teacher whose initials are L. F. H. and who gives you an unknown and undesired punishment if you arc unfortunate enough to bo caught at it throe times Ann and Donna Dear Ann and Donna: . - If 1 werG y° u 1 would give this ' ' chewing gum fiend a package of ngloy’s spearmont gum and also give him a free demonstration of how to chow the stuff--thcn maybe ho will agreo how good it is. If this doesn ' t work, then maybe you had better find another form of entertain- ment during English class. Dear Auntie Freeze: Wo want a fool-proof way of getting revenge on fellow oupils who tease us about certain individuals when wo simply loath these ' certain individuals. Would you ploase suggest something? Sophie, Mary Ann and Carol T. Dear Sophie, Mary Arm and Carol T.: This sort of thing is quito common inside our brick-covcrod walls. Most people retort with cutting remarks or just laugh it off--if thoso don ' t wo no, I think it may be wise to consult a real expert on such problems. —- Dear Auntie Freeze: What do you do with thoso awful teachers who won ' t lot you leave the room to fix your hair and face when it is in dire need of repairs? Please give us some suggestions. Kathy and Carol H. Dear Kathy and Carol H.: In my opinion, thoso teachers are positively horrid not to allow ou to bo excused. I would certainly fix their position by coming to school some morning minus your make-up and your hair in curlers. ’That will fix ' omj Dear Auntie Freeze: We find it very hard to refrain from laughing during Physics class and that whito-coatod toacher of Physics expects wonders in those unanswerable problems: but what he doesn ' t k now is that wo don ' t under- • stand a thing. Do you think that he knows that wc don ' t know what ' s going on? Dianne and Carol U. Dear Dianne and Carol U.: I don ' t think that he knows that you don ' t know what i.t ' s all about, and I think it would be wise to let him know that you don ' t know what it ' s all about. It is quite evident that other thoughts arc tho masters of your minds.

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Our seventh stop is one that has boon, greatly awaited by all. In a confused mess we hurl out the exit because our appetites have grown with our knowledge. After storing up on necessities, we proceed to English lessons, where Instructor Hutton is always on guard to make sure that Ca.thy Wallace does not infringe upon our space regulations regarding chewing gum, in which she frequently indulges. While a few of our crew members aro find¬ ing the briefings of our English composites difficult, Margaret Ann and Caren breeze along with a good understanding of it. Upon the landing at our final destination, we are once again greeted by Squadron Commander Montoith, who, we hear, Is looking for a new kind of hair tonic or an inexpensive toupoe. But Rone and Jeannette are doing their best to solve the CommanderTs problem by asking all the girls of the crew for a donation of hair, while Gail seems to be working on a certain male member {I wonder who?) of another crew. After gaining in knowledge of various subjects, and when the last signal Is given, our crew happily spparates to rejoin earth people and enjoy life once again. --Gail O ' Neil BELIEVE IT OR NOTJ Miss Kilpatrick Is the appointed team ready to deliver its debate? Gary Armstrong: Ye3, may we have a few minutes to pick a topic? One day Bernard Calhoun very seriously asked Mr. Monteith, Do the monks and tho nun3 live In the same monastery? 11 D BACK ROW : SECOND ROW: FRONT ROW: John Blair, Ted Uro, Bernard Calhoun, Gary Armstrong, Rene Demer3, Robert Armstrong, Leonard Fields, Thomas Cowan, Gary Watson. Mabelann Reob. Elizabeth Laliberte, Margaret Ann Hordman, Catherine Wallace, Cathryn Mactier, Beverly Nelson, Karen Roeb, Kathleen Thomas. Jeannette Hill, Cheryl Eldridge, Kenlyn Lapain, Carolyn Jones, Mr. Monteith, Charlene Eldridge, Gail O ' Neil, Gloria Talbot, Elaine Ross. 11 E Let your imagination wandor to the far-off land of mysterious Tibet. At the outpost of Mount Reverest the thirty-four students of HE assem-. bled and prepared ourselves for tho gruelling climb to the top of the monstrous moniitain. We were all roped together and packsacks were strapped on our backs. The time was at hand when we had to gather our strength and courage to begin the ascent. So, with picks in hands, the long, narrow line began to climb upwards. In tho lead, we had Irene Namcspetra, a valiant student who was pre¬ pared to meet every twist and turn of the rocky precipice. Following her, were Shirley Wambeke and Fred Sweet, crouching low in tho biting cold. This trip was capable of coping with and of overcoming all obstacles whick might confront them.