Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

 - Class of 1959

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Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada) online collection, 1959 Edition, Page 85 of 122
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£ 3 . 1C D BACK ROW: THIRD ROW: SECOND ROW: FRONT ROW: Raymond Gagnon, Kenneth Carswell, Richard Snydor, James Barnett, James Rceb, Donald Whittnl, Roger Curtis, Calvin line tier. Marilyn Goo, Dorothy Mockett, Ruth Anne Walker, Judy Westlake, Ruth Moxworthy, Lynn Faeey, Janet Sweet, Shirley Grondin, Ida Geo, Patricia Bennett, Prancoiso Gagnon. Beatrice Dame, Donald Levy, Jamcn Brown, Rachel Couture, Robert Kerekes, Douglas Stephens, Donald Zoom, Jeannette Daniher. Lynda White, Sharon O’Neil, Pauline Ganderton, Linda Gee, Carol Bowes, Mr. Pattison, Verna Holden, Joan Ellis, Sharon Price, Sandra Garbutt. THE MOCK TRIAL 10E VERSUS MR. GUAY On March 27, 1959 at 10:37 a.m. the two headaches, commonly known as Louise and Diana, filed suit against Mr. Gnay under the complaint of being separated under false pretenses. Court was held in the Home Economics Room with Judge Paul Elias presiding. The jury of 13, consisting of 5 hoys, namely. Bill, Roger, Eefc, Terry, Harry O’Brien; and 8 giggling girls, Janet, Connie, Jo-Anne, Rcnaud, Ella, Nettie, Shona, and Juanita sauntered in and upon meeting the stern eyes of the judge, neatly parked their gum under the kitchen counter and settled to rost. The court crier, Dave McMurren, pounded the refrigerator with the gavel and cried, Hear yc, hoar yc, heroin lies the charge of Louise and Diana, hereinafter referred to as party of the first part, against Mr. Gnay, hereinafter referred to as party of the second part, who with malicious intent and unjust cause did forcefully separate the two persons of the party of the first part on the charge of unfounded rumours and alienation of affection. The persecuting lawyer, Denise Ouellette, called her first two wit¬ nesses in the persons of Mary Lamport and Renee Hoffman, to take the stand on the dining-room table, Harry Grona brought forth the Webster Hew World Dictionary and upon raising their right hands asked, Do you swear to tell the truth, the o ' le truth and nuttin ' but the truth so help you Webster? They swore. Their testimony in brief concluded that the girls did exchange gossip occasionally but not to the point of dis¬ turbing the peace. There was no cross-examination by the dofcnsoless lawyer, Ron Watts, thus the girls left their stand escorted down by Donni e Jone s. The defenseless lawyer brought forth his two witnesses, Ethel Hartley and Darlene Breaker, who sat behind the girls and stated that they saw their tongues wagging and heard their giggles disturbing the DEEP SILENCE of the class tomb. On cross-examination by the persecuting lawyer the girls admitted that they couldn ' t sec their tongues wagging from where they.were sitting but they assumed by their motions that they were either talking or eating, the word Eating Angc jerked open the refrigerator door but was pushed aside by Jim Pickle who had no relish for consuming food in a court room. A rapid conclusion followed.

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