Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

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HC3BIBS AND NICKlJaMES Jc, mm HOBBIES wickkamsjs Barbara Helkie Deanna Bloomfield Grace Baldwin Pauline Ffahler Norma McLean Donna Tennant Catherine Lawler Marie Lajoie Relna Hie kg Mary Anne Maelbranche Jessie Bank ' s Marion McKibbon Lorraine Corbett Johnny Soott Marilyn Sweet Theresa Guilbeault Clara Morrison Gladys Maitre Gloria Clarkson Karen Campbell working talking talking pony tails spot dances two boyfriends laughing sneering siireat ers horses drums engagements joking cars falling boys hurrying Ron writing high marks The Dairy Bar Kid The Silent One Gabby Grace The Diamond Doll Leo 1 s Lovely The VJoodslee Wonder Cool Cathy Happy Marie The Kingsville Hick Hi Ho Silver Jessica, the drummer g Blondie Silly Girl The Lonely One Swingin ' Sweet The Great Gilder-sleeve The Ruscomb Rambler Blondie Clarkie Soupie gcrL T..:ONS of WESTERN LINGO: (Used only in Special Commercial) Redskins—-Kind of peanut. Chaps High-tone for fellows. Halter---What every girl likes to lead a man by. Graze-A quick glance. Stirrup-Good with flapjacks. Bullets— ■■’tale baked beans. Corral-Christmas tune. Stage-Place to perform. spread What some lazy cowboys get. Canter Well-known entertainer. Bunkhouse-Where cowboys tell tall tales. Horsehide-—A baseball ix- gun-—Weapon that cannot be fired until after A r m SK::55t. e SSd°Sf“i5 at the • S£L£J! ' am injin Puts speed into the wagon train. Hoof Bark from a dog with a sore throat. Pinto-- : Game something like pin the donkey. Blacksmith—- ' Dirty hopssshosp. ; Bridle-—Strap showing a horse is a cowboy ' s best friend Buggy—-An.;unclean cowboy. “ inena. Shiftless coyote-The town bum. Shot-a drink of whiskey. Burro—--P ut ting the touch on somebody Pierd-Something told second-hand. Boot HiH—-a cowpoke named Hill who couldn ' t ride. ?Sd !:;«S? yers wh0 oan,t !ioep thelr hands rtui-

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SPECIAL COMMERCIAL 7i BACK ROW : MIDDLE ROW : FRONT ROW : ABSENT: Grace Baldwin, Jessie Bonks, Gloria Clarkson, Gladys Maitre, Marie Lajoio, Cathorine Lawler. Ray Chajkowski, Norma McLean, Roina Hicks, Theresa Guilbcault, Mary Anno Ilaolbrancku, Deanna Bloomfield, Barbara Holkie, John Scott. Karon Campbell, Marilyn Sweet, Pauline Pfohlor, flisa Rivers Donna Tonnant, Marion McKibbon, Lorraine Corbett. Clara Morrison, Evelyn Cousins. WHO! Who laughed out loud? Who can it be? I ' ll bot Paulino ' s diamond That it 1 s Mario. Who always gets in trouble And never gets any thanks ? I ' ll bot Marion McKibbon That it ' s Jessie Banks. Who is it who»s lonesome For her old chicks 1 I ' ll bot Kingsville High School That it ' s Roina Kicks. Who can ride a horse Like nobody else can? I ' ll bet Clara Morrison That it ' s Mary Anno. Who lives in Woodsloo? Who is cute and flippant? I ' ll bet Roger and Joe That it ' s Denna Tonnant. Who is the pretty blonde That never seems to miss? I ' ll bet Ronald Clarence McDermott That it ' s Ms girlfriend, Gladys. Who is the black-haired miss. Whose steady boyfriend is her gain? I ' ll just bot y.u ' ll never guoss That it ' s Leo. ' s Norma McLean. Who counts the money? Who writes the cheque? I ' ll bet the Students ' Council That it ' s Catherine, by hock! Who is always in the clouds? And always exciting me? I ' ll bet Deanna Bloomfield That it ' s Barbara Helkie. Who is our only boy? Who works for Hiss Kennedy? I w nld bot Theresa Guilbcault That it has to bo Johnny. Who is short and silly? Who is funny and neat? I ' ll bot my crumbling cookie That it ' s Marilyn Sweet. Who is a 1 ii ays down to earth And never up in orbit? I ' ll bot Russia ' s satellite That it ' s Lorraine Corbett. Who is always at the top And never in the scramble? I ' ll bot a bowl of tomato soup That it ' s Karen Campbell. Who are our three teachers Who never let us down And always give us easy cxam3? Miss Rivers, Mr. Sullivan, and Miss Brown. Who are the busiest bunch Whose fame i3 universal? I ' ll bot our throe teachers That it ' s SPECIAL COMMERCIAL. —Gloria Clarks an

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73 GRADE 12 members of the Upper School Investigating Committee wero ?? S wns ? C W1 %n° Und pr r col 1 1 ° r 23A wardcn cheeked the door: The iiS i H chocked the skylight- no hidden microphones there, me meeting was ready to begin. !: Pirst wo will take the Oath of Honour , announced the guarcs shall swear on this stack of Encyclopedia Britannica a word of tms important meeting tc, the school board. wardon. All not to repeat All guards raised their right hand (Mr. Findlay aid Mrs. Annett crossed their fingers) and repeated it after him. Wo arc gathered hero on this fateful occasion to discuss and en¬ deavour to solve the problems of Grade 13. , n - v G here a list of complaints, ho continued, unwinding the sixty foot cx brown mo at-wrapping paper n which ROI! had managed to got a discount for his classmates. , i’irst item listed stems from cno of the major campaign issues which stimulated wide interest in this year ' s Student Council elections. The flies! DOi ' CIA 3ARK0SKY claims they hinder hor vision. GAYLE GEDDES is afraid they ' re going to spread typhoid, but SYBREN complains that they keep him awake in English class. Most of those peplo sound like crack pots, said the warden, but this final problom is one worth considering. Miss Koeyne, I fool that it is your duty to see that those hard¬ working Upper School students got their rost. Therefore I propose that we spray Room 33 regularly with Fly-Tox, (Maybe wo can get a discount on that too.) If it doesn ' t kill the flies, it will at least knock out the students. And I move that wo pipe lullabies into the room, said Mr. Gillios. All those in favour? Aye! , shouted Captain Gillies. • Unanimous. Now that this has boon settled, I have a little surprise for every¬ one, announced Mrs. Foster. I ' m going to treat you all to some cookies. What a rolief t got rid of them, she groaned to hersalf. I can ' t persuade my husband or pupils to cat thorn .and the cat is still sick from the last. Cost bon! said Miss Konnody. (Free translation: Whore can I get rid of it?) Cost saveuroux, said Miss Chouinard. (Tr. - Who substituted sand for flour?)