Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

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69 . Our Mr. Harrow isn ' t sad Bocausu he knows us ' host; (Or maybe it ' s that Chrsitmas gift That makes him differ from the rest.) At any rate wc ' re postered still. And p undod yot some mere. Lot ' s show th m, kids, wh.ot wo can do, LET ' S QUIT!! 12 G WE ' RE IN Tiffi ARMY NOW As ovoryono kn ws, in tho army pe pie are assignod to jebs opposite their characteristic s, ' Therefore, wo have tho f ' 1 lowing privates assigned thoir duties: Wilbert and Wilfred Kc.bolsky—teaching tho fine p ints of English grammar to Gorman youngsters. Albert Hudak—toaching the Hawainns h- w to do the Hula Hoop. Michael Hcscltine—teaching the coolies in China how to pull rickshaws. Ron Siefkor—getting away from admirers t j oin the Foreign Legion but desorting to ride with the outlaws led by Abdul Kahid. Richard Wiroh— In Egypt, looking for Ron and toaching tho Egyptians h w to ride camels. David Brush--teaching the Eskimos modern igloo building. t Jesse Gerard--teaching the Japanese Geisha girls tho art of flower •arrangement ? ? Jim Ellis—in kiltie and bagpipes exhibiting his shapely limbs in tho Highland Fling. Winst m Armstrong—toaching the Russians bettor methods of firing missiles. Neil Hinos--to aching Cle »patra tho technique if modem romance. Gary Facey—sent to South America t teach tho Pygmies new moth ds of skull shrinking. Pat Dolmoro—sdnt as a secret investigator t : visit each of tho above menti ned for a month .and report the progress of his cohorts to tho F. B. I. W. A. C. ' s ( not Women ' s Army Corps but Wo Aro Ceaselessly Searching— - ? for what?) Ruth Ann Couture--©, house with a viiite picket fence far lease within five years. Sandra Halasz—hcr own sports car. Bernadette Martcl-- Simplificd Algebra for Girls . Jill Goddcs—a college near Guelph.

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pass. Jim Hatch—Ho 1 s usually confused, in algebra class. Like the rest of us, ho finds it hard to Alice Reid—Lately she ' s finding it harder to lift her left hand, Since she got that big glittering engagement band. Wayne Greenwood—Wayno is interested in all the.dolls. It ' s hard to tell f r vihich one he’ll fall. Mary Gilbort—Shc ’s not very hig yet not real small, . But whatever she does she does real well. Audrey Vincent--Audrey thinks it ' s a down-right shame. When Ben doesn’t call her an insulting name. Jane White-Miss White is very bright, And answers almost every question right. Holen Standon--Helen never complains. When she ' 3 asked to stroll down lovers ' lanes. Sharon Wilson--Sharon always roads a book, In art when Miss Latimer doesn’t look. Bill Koane—Bill can do most anything. He’.s keen in sports and can even sing. Jerry Robinson—Hoy, that ' s mo, Wo 11, I»n sure y u ' ro ablo to see, I ' m n Shakespeare, and boy you know it. I ' ll always be a lousy poet. THE TEACHER»S PHOBIA - 12B We know nit hew wo d it. But suddenly wo find The teachers swarming ’round us. And scroaming, You’ro always behind! Our heads arc dizzy as wo leave Tile Ancient Hist ry room Mr. Montoith says, Please hurry up Or some fine day y u ' ll meet y ur doom. If just once wo could got ahead Our brilliance would shine bright. But why wasto thoughts in such a dream? We know wo ' ll never soo the light. Our English teacher. Miss Koane, says, The reason is because You wasto what little time you have On nonsense and quite loud haw-haws. Yes, wo believe in working too— (As everybody sh uld)-- It ' s just the way we go ' bout it That makes thorn ' ' wonder if wo could.

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7 ° . Cir I G.uTctt-i partner educated in ir dern dancing. Janet MacDonald—Essex High domination of Intorschool sports. Martha Mo ' re—someone who shares her ideals. Sandra Stewart—a light bulb, with one Watt. Beverly Hensman—solo use of the family car. Joyce Mortimoro—the outdoor type. Mary Griffin—a boat to tho Dutchics. Sandra Pickle—a host of good-looking bows? beaux? Nolly Zuidorveon—a chemistry whiz. Pcriel Palmer—her own niche in tho art world of tho Louvre. Claire Purvis—a career in which she may help human!ty—possiby a careor in nursing or in the air (stewardess) . Delia Garrod—a life devoted to animals. Elaine Lowsaw—the correct Latin pronunciation t j please Mr. Sullivan. Ursula Lavin—the right decision. Mary Ann Levy—responsible lad with honourable intentions. Carolyn O ' Neil—a summer just as oxciting as the last. Liz Andkilde—the pot of gold at tho end of tho rainbow. Marion Grondin--tho book Shortcut Through History . Helen Trombley—tho missing frog log. Francos Dakin—a cloud with a silver lining. Margaret Jessop—the right to lead her own life. Jo-Annc Namospetra—a smooth path t her high goals. — Jo-Anno Namospetra Margaret Jos sop 12 C ROW ; Albert Hudak, James Ellis, W; ? Kobolsky, Richard Wirch, Wins ton Armstrong, Patrick Delmore, Ronald Siefker, Gary Facey, Michael Heseltino, W:. ? Kobolsky, Jesse Gerard. THIRD ROW: Noil Hinos, Lizzie Andkilde, Carolyn O ' Neil, Nellie Zuidervcen, Claire Purvis, Elaino Lewsaw, Ursula Lavin, Both Dpwhirst, Ruth Ann Couture, Delia Garrod, Fcriel Palmer, David Brush. SECOND ROW : Frances Dakin, Sandra Stewart, Jo-Anno Namospetra, Bornadotto Martel, Margaret Jossop, Mary Griffin, Beverly Hensman, Joyce Mortimer, Sandra lialasz, Martha Mooro. FnONT NOW: Jill Goddos, Marion Grondin, Mary Anno Levy, Mr. Furgol, Carol Garrett, Sandra Pickle, Janet MacDonald.