Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

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pass. Jim Hatch—Ho 1 s usually confused, in algebra class. Like the rest of us, ho finds it hard to Alice Reid—Lately she ' s finding it harder to lift her left hand, Since she got that big glittering engagement band. Wayne Greenwood—Wayno is interested in all the.dolls. It ' s hard to tell f r vihich one he’ll fall. Mary Gilbort—Shc ’s not very hig yet not real small, . But whatever she does she does real well. Audrey Vincent--Audrey thinks it ' s a down-right shame. When Ben doesn’t call her an insulting name. Jane White-Miss White is very bright, And answers almost every question right. Holen Standon--Helen never complains. When she ' 3 asked to stroll down lovers ' lanes. Sharon Wilson--Sharon always roads a book, In art when Miss Latimer doesn’t look. Bill Koane—Bill can do most anything. He’.s keen in sports and can even sing. Jerry Robinson—Hoy, that ' s mo, Wo 11, I»n sure y u ' ro ablo to see, I ' m n Shakespeare, and boy you know it. I ' ll always be a lousy poet. THE TEACHER»S PHOBIA - 12B We know nit hew wo d it. But suddenly wo find The teachers swarming ’round us. And scroaming, You’ro always behind! Our heads arc dizzy as wo leave Tile Ancient Hist ry room Mr. Montoith says, Please hurry up Or some fine day y u ' ll meet y ur doom. If just once wo could got ahead Our brilliance would shine bright. But why wasto thoughts in such a dream? We know wo ' ll never soo the light. Our English teacher. Miss Koane, says, The reason is because You wasto what little time you have On nonsense and quite loud haw-haws. Yes, wo believe in working too— (As everybody sh uld)-- It ' s just the way we go ' bout it That makes thorn ' ' wonder if wo could.

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12 3 e ' • BACK ROW: THIRD ROW: 830PHD ROW : FRONT ROW: Robert Watt, John Brown, Wayne Greenwood, Wayno Jessop, Jerry Robinson, William Keane, Roger Ellis, James Hatch, Robert Sinclair, Gerry Bol, Robert Wass. Helen Stand.n, Alice Reid, Judy Shepley, Jessie Christiansen, Ant inetto Gagnon, Marie Noble, Sharon Wilson, Rose-Marie Konnotte, Carol-Ann Gignac. David Agnew, Robert Schogor, Ronald Simpson, Richard Oliver, Jack Paquette, Arnold Stiers, Paul Konnotte, James Rajki. Martha Martin, Jane White, Audrey Vincont, Linda Swoot, lit . Harrow, Nancy Turton, Carolyn Milne, Pamela Cheswick, Christine Gagn n, Mary Gilbert, Roger Ell i s - - In class wo rk Reg c-r c an ' t boa s t, But on the basketball court he ' s the most, B b. Watt--Bob makes the rifle range his sec -nd home. It ' s said he can sh:vb the tooth -out of a comb. Nancy Turton—A g od basketball player is our Nancy, And whon it comes to exams she gets marks that are fancy, Marie Noble--She isn ' t always as noble as her name, But she ' s a very nice person just the same, Carolyn. Milne—Carolyn ' s a cadet officer and a cheerleader as well. She sure knows how to cheer and yell. Richard Ward—Ward keeps ur class from becoming bored. Since he arrived 12B has never snored. Jessie Christianson--Jessie is a real gc d friend. Her homework she ' s always willing to lend, Antoinette Gagnon--Antoinette is best in French, With a name like Gagnon it ' s bound to bo a cinch. Carol-Ann Gignac—Carol-Ann is very shrrt, And she is a real gor ' d sport. Bob Wass—A real pool shark is Bob Wass, They say a game he has never lost. Jim Rajki—He has a habit of winning quiz questions. And in chemistry Jim ' s the best. Judy Sheploy—Judy is a very cute lass. She ' s the reason 13B boys don ' t pay attention in class. J bn Brown—Hu has a vory unusual name. He sh uld change it to something common like Schnitzolblame. Ben Koski—Bon likes t express his ideas on Shakcspoaro, But sometimes they don ' t corao out very clover. Richard Oliver—Richard is quito a roller skater. And nobody can say he ' s a woman hater.

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69 . Our Mr. Harrow isn ' t sad Bocausu he knows us ' host; (Or maybe it ' s that Chrsitmas gift That makes him differ from the rest.) At any rate wc ' re postered still. And p undod yot some mere. Lot ' s show th m, kids, wh.ot wo can do, LET ' S QUIT!! 12 G WE ' RE IN Tiffi ARMY NOW As ovoryono kn ws, in tho army pe pie are assignod to jebs opposite their characteristic s, ' Therefore, wo have tho f ' 1 lowing privates assigned thoir duties: Wilbert and Wilfred Kc.bolsky—teaching tho fine p ints of English grammar to Gorman youngsters. Albert Hudak—toaching the Hawainns h- w to do the Hula Hoop. Michael Hcscltine—teaching the coolies in China how to pull rickshaws. Ron Siefkor—getting away from admirers t j oin the Foreign Legion but desorting to ride with the outlaws led by Abdul Kahid. Richard Wiroh— In Egypt, looking for Ron and toaching tho Egyptians h w to ride camels. David Brush--teaching the Eskimos modern igloo building. t Jesse Gerard--teaching the Japanese Geisha girls tho art of flower •arrangement ? ? Jim Ellis—in kiltie and bagpipes exhibiting his shapely limbs in tho Highland Fling. Winst m Armstrong—toaching the Russians bettor methods of firing missiles. Neil Hinos--to aching Cle »patra tho technique if modem romance. Gary Facey—sent to South America t teach tho Pygmies new moth ds of skull shrinking. Pat Dolmoro—sdnt as a secret investigator t : visit each of tho above menti ned for a month .and report the progress of his cohorts to tho F. B. I. W. A. C. ' s ( not Women ' s Army Corps but Wo Aro Ceaselessly Searching— - ? for what?) Ruth Ann Couture--©, house with a viiite picket fence far lease within five years. Sandra Halasz—hcr own sports car. Bernadette Martcl-- Simplificd Algebra for Girls . Jill Goddcs—a college near Guelph.