Essex District High School - Argus Yearbook (Essex, Ontario Canada)

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FORM I-B What are so rare as brains in I-B. ' 1 Here and there are signs of some. Our teachers labour results to see. But some way or other they fail to come. When we think we arc not dumb. Mr. Hall calls us another 1-D. While we can do most any sum. I think we ' re doing justice to I-B. We can depend on Hilda or Frank To answer up when the rest are slow. Our brains are young, and life is fun: Cheer up everyone, the nuts will grow! —Francis Cohoe COMMERCIAL FORM NEWS The commercial students are so bright. They do their homework every night. They come each day with shining faces. Assembly finds them in their places. When general fo lks have work to do. They come to us to help them through: Typing exams, and studying Law. We ' re the busiest It you ever saw. In the Lyceum we do our part. We always did. right from the start. On Field Day we all did our shares. And helped to win the cup downstairs. As for athletes. I1I-C is best: Any of us can stand the test. But when P.C. period comes around. The IV boys cannot be found. Writing poetry Oh! what fun: Can you beat us. ANYONE.’ Even though it doesn ' t ryhme. It passes away our spare time. —Ray Sweet and Orlin Fox “ITS A POEM” I-A is made of funny guys. Some are funny, some are wise. Some are smart and some are dumb. To visit them now with me come. See Roger seated over thesre.’ He ' s known as our questionnaire. Bertha Belcher is our vamp, Albert Humber is our scamp. Our little cutie is Maurica Weir. Our brilliant student is Isabella Near. In basketball Erce holds his place. And saves his form from great dis¬ grace. George Lefebvre is our smartest lad. What he doesn ' t know is just too bad. Billy Linton is our weeper, Murray Kennedy is our sleeper. Charles Benson is our shiek, He has a new belle every week. Now to the finish we have come. We hope you ' ve enjoyed our little fun. —Ruth Keane III FORM Again the year is almost ended. And again Third Form lives down: We know some students are mended. For they carry a terrible frown: And now as a holiday approaches. Ttehy put away their groans and cares. But still some are very atrocious. And think nothing of lessons or fares: On a whole. Third Form is brilliant In studies and in athletics: At basketball they are jubilant. And some even enjoy the classics. And now since my news is all told. And I am growing weary: To those who are seeking a new abode. Do not forget Third Form is so cheery. —Helen Newman YE OLD SCEOND FORM The Essex High, the school of schools Where students are many and few are fools. Each form is noted for some particular thing: In Commercial they have some peo¬ ple that sing. The worst of these to which I refer Is called Two A where is always a stir. As Ed. and Wid. and Bud. and Bill Chuckle and laugh over some recent thrill.

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THE A R GUS ANNUAL herstburg played Essex in the last games of the season at Essex. In these games Essex was winner in all three. The Essex players were as follows: Midgets Forwards: Jackson. Brown and Hea¬ ton. Guards: I,inton. Birch. Fairbairn and Benson. Juniors Forwards: Pizer. Reed. Simpson. Guards: Sadler. Coutts, Richardson. Seniors Forwards: Pi. O’Connor. Hines. Heath. Moleaster. (luards: I). O’Connor. Hill. McGuire. —R. Purvis SENIOR BASKETBALL A. Mulcaster. G. O ' Connor, R. Hill. D. O ' Con nor (Captain), N. Heath E. Hines. J. McGuire CADET CORPS The E. II. S. Cadet Corps under the supervision of I,t. II. F. Smithendorf. h;ts a total enrolment of lit) private cadets and cadet officers this sear. I.ast year the corps ranked first of ' he High School of Western Ontario H a cotnpe it ion among schools of over 100 enrolment. This year or in some future year the Cadet Corps hopes to obtain first placing in the Secondary Schools of M. I). No. 1. in which it now stands second, and of which Sarnia C. I. is the leader. In last year’s rifle team. H. N •wtnan won the Strathcona silver medal and the D.C.R.A. gold medal, and E. Reel). H. Collard. X. Heath, A. Pitts and D. Pitts received D.C.R.A. bronze medals. MIDGET BASKETBALL Bucft Rote— B Linton. L. Fairbaitn. C. Benson H. Birch. Irani Rauf R. Jackson. N. Heaton (Captain). E. Brown. This year the marksmen of the rifle team consist of G. Sample. H. New¬ man. X. Heath. W. Gilbert. R, Mar¬ ti 1 . J. Pizer. C. Gulliver and G. Hea¬ vens. Daniel O’Connor, captain of the corps last year, is captain of the corps again and the Cadet Band is under the command of Harold Newman. Arnold Mulcaster JUNIOR BASKETBALL D Richardson. J. Sadler G. Reel D. Coutts Ci Simpson. J. Pizer (Captain).

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THE A R G U S ANNUAL Then. too. we have in our pleasant form Reg. and Raymond who laziness scorn. And Donald the noisy, and Heaton the joker. Together with Manley the continual • talker. Others are Shrimp. Carlyle and Cronny. And Max and Cut. who are all quite naughty. These five make such a terrible noise That they scare away all the teacher s joys. Last but not least are the maidens fair. Who spend much time at curling their hair. They cheerfully chatter like a group of squirrels. Now isn ' t that just like High School girls? First there is Marion who is quite studious. I hen comes Vic. who is always quite curious. There ' s Florence and Harriett and Hilda too— Beware of Galdys—she ' ll flirt with you. Vivian and Eleanor are two fine girls. And Reitta is crazy over Elizabeths curls. And these four with their giggles and laughter. Make the old school shake in every rafter. There are some who like the old form so well That they whistle and sing although they fail. While others say it is like a jail When your friends neglect to provide your bail. —D. Cronmiler FOURTH FORM Fourth form, fourth form. The dream of every first form. But when they do reach that form I hey ' ll think it ' s a nightmare! They think when they get that age. That they will be so old and sage That nothing on a Latin page Can give them any worry. In English period stories are told Of war and peace and adventures bold. A wealth of joy fills hours of gold. And thus the period ends. And besides that there ' s Chemistry. Which muddles us so we cannot see. We wonder whether it should be HCL or S04. French of course means much hard Work. A duty which we cannot shirk: It makes us labour like a Turk” To get our verb forms right. Geometry is best of all. Because it’s taught by Mr. Hall, And every theorem great and small Is fun to figure out. And thus our fourth form lives its life. Amid great battle and great strife. But when we succeed it ' ll sound like fife Compared to the troubles of fifth form. —Grace Johnson and • Ruby Croft. IV-A FORM V Dear Betty Auld is sighing. She ' s destined to awful fate: Her greatest tribulations After every date, she ' s late. Our ritzy little Fritzie Is quite the male students ' pet, The reason for this being She resembles Etta Kett. Knifey holds the Presidential seat. This being his superb feat. Everett is a nice kid. His last name is Gaughan: But if you ask us about it. Its the lassies who are gone”. Norman is our Baby-Face”, But at basketball he ' s our Ace . In Latin grades Jackie holds the place Of honor, but her pa says. “Of dis¬ grace . When Hawley get a letter The whole school knows she ' s feel¬ ing better. Doug, who ' s always known as Keeley. Thinks he resembles Clark Gable, really. Hazel will have quite a wait If she ' s expecting Knifey to make a date. But when the story is all told Little Katie knocks ' em cold. Pat is sure the handsome lad. About him all the girls are mad. Harold Newman has the brains. But he ' s pretty dumb around the dames. Popeye Purvis at Mathematics is a wow; He even shows the teachers how. Helen Sadler is our model student. My. oh. my. but she is prudent.