Essex Agricultural and Technical Institute - Aggie / Maple Yearbook (Hathorne, MA)

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CLASS PROPHECY . . Myles Borash is head manufacturer of the Gum-Ball Machine factory. No won- der the gum-balls are getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller. . . . Here's Brad Bowdren, who's (finally) made it with his favorite pastime--football. You guessed it. He's head cleat-cleaner for the Boston Patriots . . . Bobby Corcoran's back with us again . . . never expected to see him after he drew up his own Declaration of Inde- pendence''--separating him from the human race--and the world. . . John Surette has just become a famous real-estateman. He bought and started his own town--the origi- nal ''Peyton Place . . . His first buyer and neighbor was none other than Bobby Matthe- son, who is by the way, the world's new James Bond--a bachelor of course . . . Gee, funny thing--we can hear Paul Journeau, but we can't seem to find him. What's that? He's in the next state??? No wonder Journeau Sons has put the ''Bell Telephone Co. out of business . . . There's Dave Venedam, who's finally made the T.V. scene as Bozio's perpetual Butch . . . Ed Parsons is working in an assembly line--putting noses on Chatty-Cathy dolls. He had to quit his job as starring actor of Red Skelton's Silent Spot. The thought of talking to all those fans really shook him up. . . Bill Reuter is the ''Lonely Hearts columnist for ''Problems Anonymous magazine. . . Bill Verner is really up tight about his new job. He's employed with St. Peter, design- ing snowflakes--for the 1978 blizzards . . . Steve Kallio is now president of ''Girls Town--U.S.A.” Incidentally, since Steve joined, the membership of thé club has re- duced considerably to . . . would you believe--one member? . . . John Wade has just made and sold his 1, 366, 010'th submarine sandwich. If he had counted the ones he ate, he would have set a new world's record. . . (Big) Al Hogan has just completed his role as starring actor in his first science-fact film... Manvs. the Hogan’.” Al got his start when he hit the newspapers as the first man ever to tear down the Empire State building--WITHOUT a bull dozer . . . Jim Dowling has just finished his career as a college nightgown model, and is now president and chief-tester of the Sealey Mattress Co. . . . John Erekson is time-saving champ in K.P. duty at Cub Scout Summer Camp. Boy is he active--in his spare time. Johnny's a cheerleader for Lassie's Finishing School . Well, What's this?!--a motorcycle on the loose without a driver. And not far behind, chasing it on foot is our old friend--J. L. Brown, Think you'll catch it Jim? Speaking of motorcycles, Steve Slezinger and Russ Veinot, are still trying to unscramble their scrambled scramblers, which were scrambled in a scramble with the Hell's Angels. . . . And here's Ed Veneski, who's finally gotten over his disappointment at not being selected as Debbie Drake's replacement. . . Instead, Ed was chosen to replace ''Miss Jean on Romper Room, . . . I guess the: cameras have really hit the Class of 1967 ' . . . Dan Simmons just stopped by, to announce that he will be co-starring ina T.V. series in a month or two--as Peter Pan's Tinkerbell . . . Bob Goggin has also completed a film entitled-- How to Scare a Monster, . . . that should really go over big! . . . Drew Smith is digging worms for the Tourist Fishermen's Club of America . . . George (Dave) Cooper and Leo Gingras have just completed their job, painting boundary lines on the gym floors of every school on the East Coast, and are now tending their booth selling basketballs, at the World's Fair . . . Larry Frost has really made it big. He's coach for Endicott's powder-puff team. . . Dick Halle just resigned his job making Q-Tips at one of the largest cotton factories around, and is now a pickle-pusher for Heinz . . . Here's good old Joe Desmarais, Joe received his first promotion; from cutting bristles for paint brushes, to painting the Berlin Wall . . . Bruce Jarvis now has a very valuable hair ribbon collection, but is still cashing coke bottles for a living . . . Steve Devaney is starring Actor in the Alka-Seltzer commercial appearing when the announcer says ''No matter what shape your stomach is in . . . and during the winter Steve is Macy's Chief Santa Claus . . . Bruce Woodard is still a rebel, looking for a cause; even though Bruce has given people a lot of causes to believe he's a rebel (Figure that one out) . . . Dave Bryant has just gone around the track at the Indianapolis-500 --for his 24, 051'st consecutive time. Dave fixed his brakes for the big race six months ago, and hasn't been able to stop his car ever since . . . And here come Loran (Nakita) Sullivan, Les is now Russia's propaganda writer...

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Paul Verville's on his way to divorce court again: Paul's a little mixed up these days, He's been divorced three times, but hasn't married yet, Just don't know about you Paul Tom Gnoza's career up on the hill , has finally drove him to become a Psychiatrist. Business, hasn't been very good for Tom though; he just can't get up off his own couch. . However, Steve Cane has become one of Tom's regulars, ever since he was fired from his apple-polishing job. Seems Steve ruined too many apples, testing his see your face shine And now, we seem to be hearing the rustling of leaves overhead, and to our sur- prise, it’s our good old class-nuisance, Peter Roberge but up in a tree? Pete's pretty good at sky-diving--but if he'd just look where he's diving! . . . Bill Monroe has begun quite a project. He's trying to improve Jello by taking the nervousness out of it. Good luck Bill! . . . Tom McElman is now living in the steam room; but the only thing that seems to be shrinking, is the room And here's our Senior Class, ''Dear Abby, '' Nancy Dunn; Nancy has given up her career designing Boys Locker Rooms , and is now one of the nations top rookies, with her own beloved string of Thoroughbreds. . . Can't seem to find Jim Gaznick, but we've been told that Jim has sent greetings from Good ol' Essex Aggies. He's still working off Saturday sessions. CLASS OFFICERS eo eae GRE 9! — y 21 | oat esl a 4 eee rs we wid q

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Most Argumentative Done Most for Class Mattheson Marcotte Class Artist Heart Breaker Most Likely to Succeed Bryant Brown Cooper Best Natured Most Courteous McElman Tannatt Teacher's Pet Most Serious Youngest Cane Parsons Erekson