Essex Agricultural and Technical Institute - Aggie / Maple Yearbook (Hathorne, MA)

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I, Wayne Orcutt, do hereby leave my ability to throw speed shifts to Frank (Clutch) Kramer. I, Thomas Balboni, leave I qt. of S.A.E. 10-30 City Service oil to Mr. Costa. The ability to pick up cheap cars is left to George Garrity by Steve Holmes. I, John Porier, do hereby leave to Kendall Peterson my little black book full of the nearest loan agencies and my undefying strength to the freshman Kearn. Bob Albach leaves to Allan Cossar the ability to speed to and from school with- out getting caught. Bill Lindeman leaves his ability to get into trouble to some poor, miserable, undeserving underclassman. I, J. Allan Lambert leave to Skip Peterson my plaid scarf and my ability to get away with raising in class. Doug Fay leaves all Chrysler products to Mr. Costa, because he seems to think they are classified as a car. I, Allan Downey, leave to John Coughlin my outstanding ability to get caught and suspended for smoking. Roy Ward leaves to any underclassman, his Buick, the best on the campus? And, last, but not least, Chuck Miller leaves quietly. Dear Underclassmen; Don't be a fool. Study while you can, because later it will be too late. When you become a senior, you can't learn in one year that which usually takes four. You have the greatest opportunity you'll ever have in your life while in high school. You will have to decide on your future, and the Aggie will give you a great background. When you're in school, study, don't look for a good time because it isn't here. Don't give the teachers a hard time; you may need their help some day. Don't be the guy that is always in the middle of everything unless it's a class where you can learn something. The one thing people can't take from you is your knowledge. Your summer project should be used for two reasons. The first -- to learn your major course right on the job, and this is the best way to learn. The second -- save the money you earn, because when it comes time to go to college, you will be all set and have no money problems. This is a great setup for anyone. The best feeling in the world is when you're interviewed for a job and you can tell the employer how much a week or even a year you think you are worth. The only way you can do this is to have (1) a piece of paper that says ''diploma ' and (2) a college degree; the only way to get these is to study and study hard. Yours truly, Chuck Homan 19

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CLASS WILL We, the CLASS OF 1964, do hereby bequeath the following gifts that we feel will both improve and add to the underclassmen's physical and mental capabili- Tiess I, Dennis Coffey, leave my ability to drop a pass that is right in my arms to Frank Zysk. Mike Todd leaves this school in search of his future in agriculture? Peter Saunders bequeaths George Tupper his old and used guitar strings. Al Cossar is the proud receiver of Rick Hartung's ability to crack up on the way to school. I, Steve Calef, leave my diaper to the youngest in the Junior Class. Gary Hunt leaves to his brother Glen all the abilities and charm he has learned from Miss Hartman. To Joe White, Guy Darisse leaves a seat in the rear of the school bus, and to whomever wants it, a well-worn climbing rope. David and Evans leave their ability to get along with Mr. White to Glen Hunt and John Coughlin. I, David Nappi, leave to Terry Kennedy 5 empty bottles of -- and my time of day in Mr. Goodno's room. Frank Mikulis warns his brother and any small car enthusiast to invest ina larger model for more enjoyment. I, David Smith, leave my ability to get stopped 28 times for speeding to anyone who dares to go 110 m.p.h. To Don Bridges, Dick Nordstrom leaves his ability to talk a lot. An ability to grow long hair is left to Steve Sheridan from Dana (Hairy) Russell. Al Pothier and Kev Johnston leave their seats at the Hyland Diner for 7th periods only, to any deserving underclassmen. John Cooper leaves his animated eyebrows to Chris Gredler. To Baldi, Roby leaves his new-found ability to go slow, because he doesn't want hee Don Howe and Tom Flanagan are left the ability to get along with Mr. Costa by Ronnie Curtis. Jerry Finn, Yann Kaloustian, and Dick Newton leave their abilities for getting along with Mr. White to Steve Sheridan, Kearn, and Bobby Soluski. I, David Cuscuna, leave my ability to figure out girl problems to Phil Debuque. Bill Roblee leaves his brother Wayne to Mr. Powell. Chucky Homan leaves his ability to use an ax carefully and to wear white pants while working in the woods to Bill Johnson. Another ax man, Clay Parsons, leaves his ability to make six toes out of five to any forestry student. Ronnie Athanas leaves Mr. Potter all his troubles. I, Lee Sanford, leave a flock of sheep to any deserving underclassman who likes to lose money. I, Brian O'Loughlin, leave the remains of the red-hot Renault to any crazy kid with a lot of money. Paul Provencher leaves his fruit judging experience to James Ankatell. 18

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CLASS PROPHECY Ten years ago today was the Big Day in the life of the class of '64. Yes! We graduated with a miracle. Wait, now, until you see what they have been doing. Tom Balboni is the new County Forester. The problem of keeping trees and rural expansion has been solved with tree houses. Tom Carrien is a poultry inspector with O'Laughlin providing the needed transporta- tion in a egg beater type of Renault. What an advertisement! Dave Smith is racing a ''409 during the summer and rebuilding the engine during the winter. We told him they wouldn't stay together. Dave Cuscuna finally gave up wearing those needle -nose shoes with cleats. He broke his leg and now is selling magnetic shoes. Dick Newton owns the John-Deere Tractor Company. Al Pothier is the engine de- signer with Wayne Orcult installing the engines with deisel fuel convertors. What a multimillion business debt they ought to be in. Richard Hartung is the manager of the Edgewood Farm specializing in grass cutting and fertilizing. We knew he had a green thumb. Bill Lindeman owns a broiler processing plant for himself, no wonder cooked chickens get up and walk away from the table nowadays. George Miller makes his own rings and repairs rings. You better watch out for that fake gold on your ring, because in the rear of his store he's got a Fort Knox from the real stuff. Richard David and Evans are professional locksmiths now. They studied under a F.B.I. program, which enables them to open locks in five hours. Chuck Homan is doing all right. He's got a clubhouse down on Malibu Beach in California. Dick Nordstrom was last seen at the Aggie library, he's been trying to finish read - ing all the encyclopedias there. Poirier is trying to win the heavyweight bout with Ronnie Curtis as his manager. Pete Saunders has his own ideas of traveling around the world on a motorcycle. Wait until he tries to ride over the ocean. Bill Robblee married his boss's daughter and is the proud owner of Essex Flower Shop in Salem. Don Townley and Paul Provencher took over Walter Wojna's place in the fruit de- partment, because poor Walt went bankrupt from taking Mr. Kelly's advice on the stock market and credit unions. Bill Roberts, Finn and Johnston are in competition to take over farm shop foreman - ship. Maybe it's a good thing we don't have a longer shop program. Dana Russell is a way out kid. The last we heard, he was out in a space ship ex- ploring the outer limits. The new manager of the Boston Celtics, is Ronnie Athanas; they haven't won a game in the past five years. Keep trying Ron! Dennis Coffey is working for the Federal Income Tax Bureau. He's the mathematician; no wonder we all received more than what we filed for last year. John Sullivan and Ken Silvey are experimenting with orchids grafted to petunias and pansies. Some help two years of college were. Steve Calef is an ambitious tree expert with a large number of tree climbers, in- cluding his wife who is the main attraction in the trees. Lee Sanford is the production manager for Butcher Boy Meat Market, specializing in lamb chops. Al Lambert is in the swing with things, he's the new gymnastics instructor back at the Aggie, showing how to fly on the rings. 20