Erie Community High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Erie, IL)

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THE CARDINAL 92

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THE CARDINAL As He Understood It Audrey B.:- Did you pass in Algebra? Robert F. :- Best in the class. Audrey:-- How do you know? Robert:- Miss Bach told me I didn't need to come back any more. Arden R.:- The dentist tells me I have a large cavity that needs filling. Vivian L.:- Did he recommend any special course of study? What time is it, Ardath? boomed her father from the top of the stairs. Everett's watch isn't going. What about Everett? Ruby T.:- 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' wasn't at all like the book. Robert P.:- That's nothing. 'Humoresque' wasn't a bit like the music. Lyle Y. to Robert F. :- Lace your shoe, your tongue's out. Mr. Robertson, while fixing the roof of his house, fell off and lit on his back porch. Lucille K.:- Get off my feet. Harold P.:- Aren't feet made to walk on? Lucille K.:- Yes, but I want to reserve that right for myself. Mr. Robertson:- How did you come to fall in the lake? Marcia:- I didn't come to fall ing I came to skate. Dr. LaRue:- Take a dose at 9 o'clock and if you are not better at 10, take another dose. Take just what will lie on a dime. Howard B.-tNext dayjz- Well I took the medicine as you said, except that I didn't have a dime, so I used two nickels. Audrey B.:- Where do you live? Thelma A.:- On the river. Whenever you go by, drop in. Bill J .:- Do you like girls with blue eyes? Howard R.:- No, I like them with green-backs. Miss Lewis:- Name the seasons, John. John Grau:-QWho had been gazing out of the windowj.- Salt and Pepper. Russell S.:-'Tm like a book-I always get turned down on the corners. Sign in Bares' window: Kiss the girl you love, and thirty others. Mr. Di Vall:- Can any person in this class tell me what steel wool is? Harold P.:- Sure Steel wool is shearings from hydraulic rams. Stuart B.:- Do you like potato balls? Lilah T4- How should I know, I never went to one. 91

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THE CARDINAL Marriage is an institution for the blind. A certain Sophie has not yet learned how to spell laugh. Ask Arden Reisenbigler. Miss Bach-Qln the Latin Classjz You will find tomorrow's lesson in the back of your appendix. ,1.l.l..i- Cross Word Puzzle M arcia:- What is a cross word puzzle that has three letters in it, meaning darn fool? Hunk:- I give up. Marcia:- Y-O-U. Senior:- Yes, poor Harry was killed by a revolving crane. Freshman:- My land! What Fierce birds we do have in America. Do what you are paid to do and then some. It's the then some that gets your salary raised. Everett H .:- Lyla, don't you love me anymore? Lyla D.:- No, Everett H.:- Effie does! M iss Bach-Cln Geometry classjz- Arnold, what is the base of an isosceles triangle? Arnold H .:- The side it sits on. ' R A dog stood on the burning deck, The flames were leaping around his neck- HOT DOG! Gwen.-CSweetlyD 1- Do you like chickens? Lysle-CCautiouslyj :- No! I don't care for 'wild game'. Ada S.:- Is this Adams Bros. Store? Gwen W.:- Yes, madamf' Ada S. :- Have you any flesh-colored stockings? Gwen.:- Yes, whaddy ya want-pink, yellow, or black? H Bob L.:- Where do dates grow? Ada S.:- They don't grow, silly. You make them. Do you drive your own car? I 7 No, answered Austin, ' I have to coax it. ' Ruth Perkins:- A penny for your thoughts. Esther Keisel:- What do you think I am, a slot-machine?' Mr. R.:-Cln 2nd year Latinj- Where was Caesar killed? Ruby T.:-On page 343' 93