Erie Community High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Erie, IL)

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THE CARDINAL Miss Anderson:- Does the moon affect the tide? Lysle E.:- No, the untied. Harland B.:- I want the life of Lincoln. Librarian:- I'm sorry, but Wilkes Booth was ahead of you. I like that young fellow you were with the other night, so I asked him to dinner this eveningf, said Mr. Hadaway. I told him just to drop around in his business cloths. out Oh, father! replied Myrtle, he's a life-guard. Lucy M ..'- Miss Bach, what makes your hair so red? Miss Bach:- It's so wiry that every time I wash it, it rustsf' I'd like to get one of these here asylum cakes. What kind did you say, Madam? Asylum-one of those full of nuts. Miss Adams:-CTO inquisitive Sophomore Chorus!- If there is anything in the hall that you girls want to see, go and look at it. Mr. Robertson:-CSuddenly 'appearingj- Here it is! Mrs. Rodler:-Un Soph. English, AJ: The wall around the garden has been torn down. What is 'around the garden', Albert? Albert:- The wall. Lilah Taber and Guenivere McNeill were standing in front of a beauty shop. Lilah:- I'm going in and get mine steamed. Guenivere:- If I had a face like yours, I'd have it burned. Miss Anderson:- Burneile, are your hands clean?l' Burneile:- Why yea! I just washed the apricotsf' Miss Lewis:-flu Pedagogyj-'fWhat is important to consider in the posture of children while they are sitting in the sehoolroom? the side Dorothea:-- The pupils should sit in seats that permit their feet to rest on floor. Miss Lewis:- Yes, the majority of their feet should touch the floor. Stuart Blean:- Ech, have you enough confidence in me to lend me a dollar?'l Ech:- I've got the confidence, but I haven't got the dollar. Discussion arose in Civics class as to why the driver was on the left hand of a car. M r. Robertson:- Why is this? Gwenie K.:-fKnowinglyJ- Because it's better. Mr. Robertson:- Yes, it is 5 it releases the right arm. A modern girl reminds us of a California bungalow because she is painted in front, shingled behind, and has an empty attic. 88

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THE CARDINAL He Hasn't Any Tubby R.:- I guess you'll he a failure. A man has to have brains to get anywhere nowadays. Arnold H.:- He does? Tubby:- Certainly, Arnold:- Well what are you using? Ruby Q.:-CTo strangerj- Let me have a two cent stamp, please. Oh, havenlt I seen you some where before? Stranger:- Sure, I'm the life-guard who saved you from drowning last summer. Ruby:- Dear me, of course! Give me fifty cents worth. Mr. Guthrie:- How is it, young man, I find you kissing my daughter? How is it, I ask you? Stu.:- Oh, great! Shortsighted lady Cin Swedcrus Groceryj :- Is that the head cheese over there? Mr. Miller:- No, ma'am, that is one of the salesmen, Lysle Echclbargerf' M rs. Rodler:- Arden, are you chewing gum? Arden:-CSwallowing hardj:- No'm. Ruth J. and Miss Bach shaking hands before a B. B. game. Miss Bach:- Let me show you the new grip. Ruth J.:-- Nothing doing. I've had my hand held before! -Y, Mr. Robertson:-fTo Caesar Classl: Audio, rego, capiof' And away we go. Much to Howard's annoyance, Alberta and he were late for the game, arriving at the sixth inning. What's the score, Stu? asked Howard. Nothing to nothing. Oh, splendid! Alberta exclaimed radiantly. We haven't missed a thing. How True To Life The Senior stood on the railroad track, The train was coming fast, The train got off the railroad track, And let the Senior past! Robert P.:- You knocked me cold in your history exam. Mr. Robertson:- How come? Robert:- I was down to zero. Mr. Robertson:-- Well, your answers were as clear as mud. Robert:- Well, that covers the ground, doesnit it? Hugh Perkins wants to know if thc Electoral college has a football team. 87

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THE CARDINAL Harland B.:- If Paul K. doesn't obtain a haircut, by honest means or otherwise, he will be forced by our much beloved and loving marshal to get an airdale dog license. Miss Bach:- Now, when this problem of Achilles and the tortoise was written, what was not taken into consideration? Howard Riordon.'-CDisgustedlyj-''Common sensef! The Seniors were discussing Franklin's quotations. Mrs. Rodler:-'fAda, will you please give us a good quotation? Ada:-CSleepilyD- He who goes to bed, loses no sleep. Oh You Emerson! Marcia Lodge and Bob LaRue find Friendship a very interesting subject in English class. Robert Wheelock and Dorothy Snyder find many interesting subjects to talk about after every one else has gone home. Mrs. Rodler:- How many in the class believe in foreordination? Nettie D.:-- I do. Mrs. Rodler:- Well, Nettie, you know where you're going, don't you? Mrs. Rodler was giving a stump speech to the senior class. Willis:-Un a whisperb-f'Mrs. Rodler didn't have any dinner today, did she? Pauline:- I don't know. Why? Willis:- Well, an empty wagon rattles the loudest. Salesman:- This book will do half of your work. Harland B.:- Gemme two, quick! Miss Bach:- I forgot my roll book, but every student who is absent please report to my desk. Dad:- Arnold, why are you always at the foot of your class?!' Arnold H ..'- Why, it doesn't make any difference! Dad:- Why not? Arnold:- Cause they teach the same at both ends. Teacher:- What are the different ages in history? Chester B.:- The Stone age, bronze age, iron age. Teacher:- What age are we living in now? Chester:- The hard-boiled age. Miss Bach:-Cln Geometryj- We will let this straight line represent the distance between Lyndon and Erie. Does the road from Erie to Lyndon run straight, Arnold? Arnold:-CHesitantlyD-''Well-I guess there are a few crooks in it. Stop! Look! Listen! Dr. Meyers' Advertisement: Teeth pulled with great pains. 89