Erie Community High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Erie, IL)

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THE CARDINAL If your luck isn't what it should be, put a P before it and continue to try They Wou1dn't Know The Diiierence Audrey B.:- Suppose somebody asked you how many stars there were in the sky. What would you tell them? Genevieve F.:- Two million and fifty-three. Audrey:-- That is not correct. Genevieve:- If they objected, I would tell them they could count them themselves next time. News If anyone has: Shot his wife, Got married, Made a speech, Joined the army, Robbed a bank, Bought a Ford, Sold a dog, Got drunk, Gone fishing, Broken his neck, Committed suicide, Been away, Bought a house, Moved his office, Come back home, Got rich, Taken a vacation, Been in a fight, Got licked, Climbed a telephone pole, It's news, send it in. 98

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THE CARDINAL Miss Bach:- Translate 'Passum sum iam'. Lenore Terry:-- Pass us some Jam. Girls' faults are many, Boys have only two, Everything they say, And everything they do. Horses in the stable, Weeds among the grassy All the stuckups I have seen, Are in the Senior class. -A Freshman. Absence makes the marks grow rounder. Dotty F.:-- What have you special today? Waiter:- Pork Steak. Dol:- O, I see, pork on one side and steak on the other. Harold P. to Harold Thompsen:- Did you ever hear the story about the little boy whose mother requested him to say 'How do you do' in Algebra? Harold T.:-- Yea, that's good. Johnny Grau:- Well, how do you say it? Mr. Robertson:- Who was President when the Louisiana Purchase was made? 2 Everett:- Napoleon Bonepartef' Hunk:- What kind of a tree do you like the best? Marcia:- Yew dear. Harold T.-CTranslating Ceasarj:- I threw my arms around her er-, and, er-, that's as far as I got. Mr. Robertson:- That's far enough. Anderson's pet peeve: That's the five minute bell. Lucy M .:- Why is it that fat people are always good natured? Pauline L.:- It pays us. You see we can neither fight nor run. Ada:- Would you put yourself out for me? Harold T.:- I should say so. Ada:- Then please do. It's after twelve, and I'm sleepy. Mrs. Rodler:- What part of speech is nose? Everett H .:- None, you speak with your mouth. Bill J.:- Last night I dreamed I was dead. Tubby:- What woke you up? Bill:- The heat. 97 neck, uf nl

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THE CARDINAL uioioioioinznioioi- viuzoinioiavi-vioioin 1101030101011 Patronize Our Advertisers We, the Senior Class, wish to thank the business men of Erie and Prophetstown for the financial aid they have given us in the form of advertisenienti. We hope the readers of THE CARDINAIX' will show their appreciation hy patronizing them as far as possible. Were it not for their support, our book would not be as complete as we hope it now is. nioioimvioioioioioicniaicvioioioioioioioioioievioioie 99