Erie Community High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Erie, IL)

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THE CARDINAL Miss Bach:- Translate 'Passum sum iam'. Lenore Terry:-- Pass us some Jam. Girls' faults are many, Boys have only two, Everything they say, And everything they do. Horses in the stable, Weeds among the grassy All the stuckups I have seen, Are in the Senior class. -A Freshman. Absence makes the marks grow rounder. Dotty F.:-- What have you special today? Waiter:- Pork Steak. Dol:- O, I see, pork on one side and steak on the other. Harold P. to Harold Thompsen:- Did you ever hear the story about the little boy whose mother requested him to say 'How do you do' in Algebra? Harold T.:-- Yea, that's good. Johnny Grau:- Well, how do you say it? Mr. Robertson:- Who was President when the Louisiana Purchase was made? 2 Everett:- Napoleon Bonepartef' Hunk:- What kind of a tree do you like the best? Marcia:- Yew dear. Harold T.-CTranslating Ceasarj:- I threw my arms around her er-, and, er-, that's as far as I got. Mr. Robertson:- That's far enough. Anderson's pet peeve: That's the five minute bell. Lucy M .:- Why is it that fat people are always good natured? Pauline L.:- It pays us. You see we can neither fight nor run. Ada:- Would you put yourself out for me? Harold T.:- I should say so. Ada:- Then please do. It's after twelve, and I'm sleepy. Mrs. Rodler:- What part of speech is nose? Everett H .:- None, you speak with your mouth. Bill J.:- Last night I dreamed I was dead. Tubby:- What woke you up? Bill:- The heat. 97 neck, uf nl

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THE CARDINAL He:-'fIf you refuse, I'll die. She refused him. He died CSixty years laterj. Stu:- It's queer that so many girls don't want to get married. Lysle:-- How do you know they don't? Stu:- Because I've asked them. Here lies the body of Paul Stoudt. He laughed at his girl when her teeth fell out. Di Vall:- Did you take a shower? Tony:- No, is one missing? A ADVERTISEMENT Combs for men with rubber teethf' Ruth Slaymaker-CA Domestic Science girlj:- Where is that paper plate I gave you with your pie? Mr. Robertson:- Oh! I though that was the lower crust. Miss Anderson:- That salmon I bought here last week smelled. Hunk:- Impossible! He was dead. Miss Lewis:- Did you write out the assignment? Freshman:- No, but I have it in my head. Miss Lewis:- Oh, I see. You have it in a nutshell. Virgil B.:- Mother, I want to go out and play. What, with those holes in your trousers? No, with the boys across the street. Ain't It The Truth? More leaves turn before spring exams than after fall frosts. One difference between a banana and a Jew is that you can skin the banana. Irma Y.:- I want a ticket for Florence. Agent:-QAfter 10 min. search in many booksj- Where is Florence? Irma:- Sitting over there on the bench. DiVall.'- What kind of an engine have you in your car? Robert P.:- An Opportunity. Di Vall:- An Opportunity? Robert:- Yes, it knocks. Prof.:- Give the number of bales of cotton produced in any year in the United States. Howard Y.:- In 1492, none. Hod B.:- Sit down in front. Dale A.:- I can'tg I wasn't made that way. 96

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THE CARDINAL If your luck isn't what it should be, put a P before it and continue to try They Wou1dn't Know The Diiierence Audrey B.:- Suppose somebody asked you how many stars there were in the sky. What would you tell them? Genevieve F.:- Two million and fifty-three. Audrey:-- That is not correct. Genevieve:- If they objected, I would tell them they could count them themselves next time. News If anyone has: Shot his wife, Got married, Made a speech, Joined the army, Robbed a bank, Bought a Ford, Sold a dog, Got drunk, Gone fishing, Broken his neck, Committed suicide, Been away, Bought a house, Moved his office, Come back home, Got rich, Taken a vacation, Been in a fight, Got licked, Climbed a telephone pole, It's news, send it in. 98