Epsom High School - Epsodian Yearbook (Epsom, IN)

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April 2, 1956 Epsom High School Dear Epsodian Reader: The editor of this book wishes to take this space to thank the members of the Epsodian, of nineteen hundred and fifty-six. staff who helped in many ways to make this, our first annual, a suc- cess, This annual could not, and would not, have been possible had it not been for members of the faculty, who gave of their time and effort where needed. To them, in behalf of the staff, our thanks is gratefully extended. This undertaking would not have been financially possible without the willing Support of our advertisers. In appreciation. We hope our readers will support these business men and women. Again, to all, the Editor, the Epsodian Staff, the Supporters of Our School, thank everyone who in any Way helped to make our first annual a possibility. Sincerely yours, Russell Holstine Editor of Epsodian FRIENDS AND PATRONS OF EPSOM SCHOOLS EPSOM: Brit's Grocery Store Osmen Garage ELNORA: Bramble Department Store Davis Hatchery Standard Service Station ODON: Dr. Baker B Dr. Coleman Bechtel Auto Service Lanes Cleaners Odon Dress Shop Odon Hardware Odon Vault Company Red and White Store Smith-Mayfield Service Station PLAINVILLE: Fishers Soda Shop Dr. S. Fraser Knotty Pine Cafe WASHINGTON: Buchenberger's Book Store Eschbach, Lawrence E, O. D. Mayor Othrnar C. Frye Hill Evelyn Beauty Shop Hinkles Service Station Katie J. Beauty Shop Dr. Charles Smiley Templin's Baking Company Washington Bowling Alley Wedeking, I. M. Dr. 49

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LET'S LAUGH A Bargain A dear lady was taking her first train ride in many years, and when night approached, the porter came around with the pillows. How much are they? the woman asked. i'Twenty-five cents, ma'am, the porter replied, I'll take six, she said as she dug in her purse. Six, ma'am? asked the amazed porter. Certainly, came the reply. I could never get them that cheap in a department store. ti I Wonder Who I don't want to scare you, said a little eight-year old to his teacher, But my daddy says if I don't get a better report card, somebody's gonna get a spanking! No Laughing Matter Did you see that charming girl smile at me? ' Yes, the first time I saw you, I, too, had to smile. He'S Had Practice A lady was entertaining her friend's small son. Are you sure you can cut your meat? she asked, after observing his struggles. The lad replied without looking up, Oh, yes. We often have it as tough as this at home. Short Cut A tourist Stopped Car On the 1-03d and asked 3. COUTIIFY bOY how fa! lf WHS to The boy replied: lt's 24,999 miles the wav v9u're goini but if YOU turn around ir airfr but four. Not Very Sentimental He: Are you fond of nuts? She: Is this a proposal? 155 Not the Motor Reckless Driver: Hear those cylinders knoekingri Frightened Passenger: It's not the cylinders? if'S mY knees , A Proper Celebration Prison Warden: l've had charge of this prison for ten Years. Weife going to Celebrate. What kind of a party do you boys suggest? Prisoners: Open house. Follow Directions The doctor smiled as he entered the room. You look much better today. 'iYes. I followed the directions on your medicine b0tt19. What were they? Keep the bottle tightly corked. u Things Cguld Be Worse There is nothing an actor hares more than the sound of people coming in while the play is in progress. Unless it's the sound of people going out. A Valuable Asset Mother: 'AI-Iave you scolded Willie about the low grades on his report card? Father: No, every time I do he reminds me that he's an exemption on my income tax. 48

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