Ephrata High School - Cloisterette Yearbook (Ephrata, PA)

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Cloisterette CLASS PROPI-IECY Last night I completely forgot my regular glass of Alka Seltzer before going to bed-a fact which resulted in an awful nightmare. It seems my nightmare carried me forward twenty years into 1959 when I was employed by Lamar Shimp and Lemon Weist selling Sea Food Prod- ucts from door to door in the city of Wacky Sacky. At the first door I was greeted by a baby crying, I want some sea food, Mammalu I recognized the flustered housewife who answered the door to be Mildred Bingeman and the squawking baby to be Bill Burkholder in his second childhood. Going down the steps I ran into the postman, Carl Ibach, which was quite a surprise, for I didn't think he knew anything about Post Office. At the crossing a limou- sine whizzed by driven by a chauffeur and inside I saw June Kurtz in sables with her bald-headed sugar daddy, Lloyd Myer, beside her. I walked into a public telephone booth to make a 'phone call, but could not get my party for an hour because Mary Sprecher, Audrey Hackman, and Myrtle Steffy were occupying the three-party line with their incessant chat- ter about nothing. I'd know those voices anywhere. As I left the booth, I was slightly startled by an airplane crashing in front of me and immediately bursting into flame. An alarm was sent out and the whole hospital staff of nurses came to the rescue, among whom I recognized Evelyn Friend, Mary Jane Cooper, Fay Drybread, Anna Burkholder, Mary Landis, Esther Wein- hold, Orvilla Greenly, Annetta Hainley, and Mae Fellenbaum. After the plane had burned, who should emerge from the wreckage but Daredevil Bob Wein- hold without a scratch or burn. Just at that time the Wacky Sacky Always On Time Fire Department arrived with Fire Chief Mary B. Sheaffer and her fire-fighters, including Betty Root, Mary E. Sheaffer, Mabel Schreiber, Phyllis Fry, Betty Mink, and Harold Ross Baker, Jr. I turned to see Kelly Horst, star quaterback of the Wacky Sacky Football Chasers, dodging auto traffic trying to catch a foot- ball kicked by Harold Mango from the field at the other end of the town. As I was walking past the city theater, I noticed that the feature picture was The Sheik of Arabi, starring Bill Miller and featuring R. S. Kinch. I looked up and saw a hundred-story skyscraper, none other than Dot Smith's store sell- ing original cellophane stockings. A few doors down the street I passed a Beauty Salon for Men Only, proprietors-Sarah McMillen and Jo Mondo. I met Cliff Balmer and Richard Goshert emerging with new corkscrew per- manent waves. Wandering in the residential section, I found an exclusive Kindergarten for Problem Children. The staff of noteworthy teachers included Mary Jane Haldeman, Floy Hummer, Elizabeth Rutt, Ethel Mae Swartz, Katie Good, Vera Haines, and Evelyn Myers. Their star problem Chas been and always will beh was Johnny Gudikunst, Jr. The music of a calli- ope led me to the Wacky Sacky Circus on the outskirts of town. Wandering through the side show I recognized the tall lady to be Betty Hauenstein. I desired to feed the monkeys in the menagerie and was surprised to find none other than C. A. Bishop and Ike Burkhart engaged as keepers. In the big ring I recognized June Schultz and Grace Mull, Queens of the Roller Skates, and Jo Witwer and Earla Demmy, aerial trapeze artists. After my strenuous day of high pressure salesmanship, I decided to relax at the Wacky Sacky Night Club. When I checked my coat I found Esther Nies and Blanche Mentzer to be the cute little hat-check girls. As I entered the dance hall, something which could hardly be called music greeted my ears. The ncise seemed to stop every two minutes and then con- tinue. Upon looking around, I discovered it to be Bob Zwally and his Drum Bells. Bob had to stop the music every two minutes to gaze at Mary Mohler, the inspiration for his rapid rise to success. I sincerely hope never to have another nightmare quite as awful as that one.

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NAME MILDRED BINGEMAN A.,,.... ANNA BURKHOLDER ,,.,,,A MARY JANE COOPER , EARLA DEMMY 7.,,,,,.,,,,. FAY DRYBREAD ,, ,,...... .. MAE FELLENBAUM EVELYN FRIEND A,,. ...... PHYLLIS FRY ....,,.....,,,,,,,, KATIE GOOD ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ORVILLA GREENLY ........, AUDREY HACKMAN ..,.,..,. VERA HAINES . .. ANNETTE HAINLEY ,,,,,,,v,,.,,.,,.,, MARY JANE HALDEMAN ,--QlFHf?r'?fl?r STAT I ST I CS AMBITION Commercial teacher Nurse ,,,,,....,..,................,,.... N urse ,,....,............,..,,...A., Gym teacher .....,,......... Nurse ,,,,,,,,.,,,,.., ,..,,,.,,Y......, Kindergarten teacher Nurse ........., g .......... - ...,,........... ..- .... . Bookkeeper ,..r..,,,.,,.,............ Home Economics teacher, Secretary .........,.....,..,,,,.......... ......... Dietitian ......,,,...,,,...,,,,...,,...... Clerk ........ - .......... Traveler Nurse BETTY LOUISE HAUENSTEIN .,....,,..,... Music teacher ...,..,, FLOY HUMMER ,,,..........,............. JUNE KURTZ ,,..,...................,....,. MARY LANDIS ......,..,,, SARA McMILLEN ,,,,,,..,,, BLANCHE MENTZER ......, BETTY MINK ,,,,............ MARY MOHLER .... JOSEPHINE MONDO ,,,, - ,,,, GRACE MULL .r,....,,,,,.. EVELYN MYERS ,,,,,,,.. ESTHER NIES, .,.,....,..,, . BETTY ROOT , ...,.......... .. ELIZABETH RUTT ..... ..... JUNE SCHULTZ ,,.......... MABEL SCHREIBER ,,r.. .... MARY B. SHEAFFER ,,,,.,, MARY E. SHEAFFER ,,,.... DOROTHY SMITH ,,,,.,,.. MARY SPRECHER ,,,...... MYRTLE STEFFY ,,,,,,,.v...... ETHEL MAE SWARTZ ,,,.,,.,. ESTHER WEINHOLD ......,. JOSEPHINE WITWER .,....., HAROLD BAKER ..,.,,,,,.,,,, CLIFFORD BALMER .......,., CARL BISHOP ,,,,,, ,,,,,......,.,,.. ISAAC BURKHART ....,.,.,......... WILLIAM BURKHOLDER ,..,...... LLOYD CRALL , ,.,,,,,,........... . RICHARD GOSHERT ....,,,r,. JOHN GUDIKUNST .,,...., KELSO HURST .....,,....,. CARL IBACH , ,.....,,..... ROBERT KINCH ,rr....,., HAROLD MANGO ,,,,.... WILLIAM MILLER ,.,....,, LLOYD MYERS ,,,.......,,,.. LAMAR SHIMP ,.................. ROBERT WEINHOLD r,...... LEMON WEIST ,,,,,....,. ROBERT ZWALLY ...,...... Stenographer . ..,,.. ,.- Playgirl ..,,,...,.....,. .. Artist ..,.,,,..-Dramatic teacher......... Hello girl Bookkeeper M- .... Beautician Beautician ..,.u.,.,Bookkeeper Secretary ,,,.,,,.,.Stenographer Stenographer Nurse Bookkeeper Nurse ..........Teacher Office girl Business woman,.,r.,,...........,..... Domestic Science teacher......... Private secretary,,.W.....-7..,.....vf.. .,- .,.,,. Nurse ,,,,,,.,r ................................. . ....... - . u.--,.. Bookkeeper ..................,,,. Hair-dresser ,,,....r,l.............. To make silk stockings Math. teacher.....,....,,,,,,....... .,.,.,...,Engineer P. A. worker,,,.,,... . .......... Ditch digger .....,t...,,,t. . .....-.sMinister Civil Engineer He doesn't have any...,.,,..,, Undertaker ......,,,.,,,.......... Bookkeeper ....,,,,..,,,,..... Mechanic , ........... ....,......... - ---..- . .........,Forest ranger.,.,..,,,. Chemist ..,.,.,,... Chemist G-Man .,,,.........,...... Aviator .......,,,,,,,........ Motor policernan,r,..,... Musician ...........,........ 27 USUALLY SEEN Laughing Walking home At Lloyd's Men's Shop Writing her daily letter In a blue Ford Reading. Behind the cosmetic counter With Mabel Typing Drivin' around In a fog Doing shorthand At Mt. Airy Nosing around Smiling Behaving herself At Royer's Drug Store Knitting Arriving late At the Roxy As office girl With Zwally Flirting Selling candy Waiting for Betty Root With an Akronite Walking on Main street Studying Trig. At Schaum's Giggling Giggling Talking to Bingy Laughing with Cooper Day-dreaming Making paper boats Whispering to Elizabeth Talking in the hall Chewing gum On Franklin street With his mother With Kinch At L'l Abner Club With Ike At the grocery store At Weit's newsstand Flirting Studying German Playing basketball Telling jokes With Elaine Playing hookey Studying With Lem With Lamar With Bob and Lamar Walking the trolley tracks

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A Cloisterette pp 29 CLASS WILL We, the Senior class of Ephrata High School, do hereby draw up and pub- lish the following truthful and honest will, in this year nineteen hundred and thirty-nine, to be carried out by the class of 40. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item our able principal, lVIr. Hartzler, the class extends best wishes. the class of 40, we will the excellent records we have obtained. Elaine Gerhart, Phyllis Fry's physique. Jean Schneck, Mary Sprecher's prize fighter qualities. Harry Gockley, Richard Goshert's freckles. ' Kenneth Borry, Lemon Weist's ability to hit the bullseye. Mary Jane Kready, Fay Drybreadis shyness. Ivan Martzall, William Miller's heart's desire. Lorraine Spangler, Audrey Hackman's dark brown hair. John Fassnacht, Lloyd Myers, specks. Hazel Hacker, Dorothy Smith's sophistication Henry Woolger, Harold Mango's Manly characteristics, includ- ing his voice. Robert Becker, John Gudikunst's radical point of view. Donald Althouse, Lloyd Crall's gift as a violinist. Eleanor DeHaven, Josephine Mondo's pep. Thelma Gerhard, Betty Hauenstein's unnecessary trips to Manheim. Sally Stober, Ethel Mae Swartzis ice skates. Jane Drybread, Myrtle Steffy's red-headed temper. Helen Redcay, Earla Demmy's sweet disposition. Raymond Hacker, Isaac Burkhart's comic facial expressions. Florence Simmons, Grace Mull's boy friend. Lorraine Gudikunst, June Kurtz's quietness. Pauline Horst, Mary Jane Cooper's cheerleading success. Clemmie Andes, Mary Jane Haldeman's snoopiness . Herman Needles, Robert Zwally's ability as a drummer. We hereby bequeath to all the underclasses, the ruins this senior class has made of the Ephrata High School and faculty, hoping that the graduating classes to come will be more successful in leaving a better impression. Witnessed by the honorable Clifford Balmer and Richard Goshert, signed and sealed in the presence of Dr. Metzler, the last will of the senior class of nineteen hundred and thirty-nine is now declared closed, hereby revoking all former wills by us at any time heretofore made. Pre: HAROLD BAKER.