English High School - Blue and Blue / Record Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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From the sports world: — The Amateur Athletic Union announced this morning that Dave the Shiv ' ' Gutbro and Bob Soft Stomach McAlpine are competing this evening at Madison Square Garden for the National Fencing Championship. Dave, if you remember, was quite a boy with the cold steel at EHS in his younger days. In the National Hockey League, President Richard Arnone suspended Ricky Gill, wing for Boston Bruins, for his unsportsmanlike conduct at last nite ' s game vs. New York. It seems that Gill was sitting in the penalty box and acquired an immediate dislike for the policeman that was sitting next to him. The officer is resting comfortably at City Hospital. From the fashion world: — Freddy Sweeney, noted designer of women ' s clothes has announced the styles for the sum¬ mer of 1971. Dresses will be designed on the scheme of barbed wire, that is, protecting the property without obstructing the view. AND SO WE BRING THIS FARCE TO A CLOSE WHAT ACTUALLY WILL HAPPEN NOBODY KNOWS BUT WITH ALL ITS QUEER AND CRAZY KICKS YOU ' LL NEVER BEAT THE CLASS OF FIFTY- SIX. ALBERT SHERMAN (Caretaker of the Crystal Ball)

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Class Prophecy IT ALL CAME TO ME IN A DREAM OUR CLASS IN A FUTURE SCENE A TALE OF FATE AND ALL ITS TRICKS UPON THE CLASS OF FIFTY-SIX Ladies and gentlemen, a good evening to you: This is John Cameron Sherman bringing you the latest news. But first a word from our sponsor. Friends, The Foley, Hill, Geller and Gill Dis¬ tilleries have now the honor of announcing a new bottle developed by the Flaherty-Rehfield- Flaherty Glass Company. This new bottle is now covered by the Whipple-Non-Dripple- Nipple. This covering insures your enjoying your favorite beverage down to the last cool, clear drop. Now back to the news: — It was learned early this morning that despite the efforts of government officials residents of East Boston, led by Senator Mike Rosetti and Representatives Bob Pesce and Frank Pizza Puss Schettino, will, from now on, be able to dispense with showing their passports upon emerging from the Sumner Tunnel. This step, introduced by Gov. Gerald D ' Avolio is the last step in officially making East Boston part of continental United States. News from Hollywood: — Allen Turner, leading Hollywood producer, and no relation to Lana, has just completed the filming of The Snows of Mt. Georgakopoullos starring Vinny Denietolis and Alfred Puopolo as the two bald mountain climbers who attempt to scale the West Roxbury peak and their as¬ tonishment when upon reaching the top they discover Bashful Fred Richards. The intellectual eyes of the nation turn to Boston today as Sandris Stubelis and Eric Straumanis, notorious international gangsters, are indicted today under the National Cribbing Act of 1969 which prohibits anyone from mak¬ ing gypsheets for the College Boards. Local news: — Jack Goon, manager of Boston ' s most popu¬ lar Chinese Restaurant, was today forced to reveal that many of his so-called original Chinese delicacies are really prepared by the Rosenfield-Goldstein Company of 1669 Blue Hill Ave., Dorchester. Flash: — The Zeulli-Saia Insecticide Company have just made public the fact that from their re¬ search ' lavatories ' has come a perfected vac¬ cine that will eliminate completely Falvyitis of the Izzyslip. Washington: ' — The Department of Defence has just released a list of promotions upon which are the names of Leonard Trainer, Anthony Marino and Paul Munsey, local career boys. It seems that they have been promoted, after fourteen years, to privates first-class. Congratulations. The Near East:— Latest reports from the Israelian Border have it that Antoun Ghantous has been seen work¬ ing on the Hajiji Bahba camel ranch as head hump cleaner. At New York today, Dist. At¬ torney Arthur Jackson is scheduled to start pro¬ ceedings against John Christoforo and Gerald Greasy Thumb Capone. It seems they were discovered running a business in the back of a barber shop. Something like the library . . . . it ' s called taking book. Tom Porro, eminent labor leader, famous in his younger days for leading lunchroom strikes, has been subpoenaed before the Supreme Court to answer charges made against him by Ralph Schultz of the Schultz, Schuster, Cohen and Hanrahan Bagel Baking Company. It seems that Tom was inciting the bakers to bake the bagels without holes.

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YEAR BOOK STAFF LITERARY STAF F Editors: Emile Bielawa Edward Coyle Albert Sherman Associate Editors: Marvin Schuster Richard Sprague Robert Stetson Eric Straumanis Sandris Stubelis Frederick Sweeney Robert Vincent ART Richard Edlund Richard Shires ' 57 BUSINESS STAFF Advertising: George Coules Robert Nashawaty Joseph Giella Vincent E. Dienotolis John O. Dasey David M. Cohen Sports: Albert Sherman—Football Edward Coyle Bradford Whipple—Track Alphonse Cannella—Basketball Eugene Derbesy—Hockey Edward Wenners—Baseball Frederick Ricci—Golf-Tennis Photography: Allan Slotnick Manuscript: Robert E. Stetson