Enfield High School - Echo Yearbook (Enfield, CT)

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The Enfield Echo 27 at Alfred Lees’s exclusive dress shop in Scitico. Vivian MacFawn noted society woman, is her most elite customer. Lena Maggio has just opened up an Ice Cream Parlor in Alaska, and her best patron is Katherine McLaren, noted tennis champ, who uses snowballs and snowshoes to play the game. Earl Pelkey left Mary McNally waiting at the altar so that he could pop the question to his old flame, Mary O’Hara. Nathalie Nuccio and John Rybick are winning new acclaim and laurels for being the new jitterbug champs of the country. Josephine Piorek has become the Greta Garbo of the stage. Marjorie Malley has just been appointed first woman mail carrier in Thompsonville. Helen Navikonis recently secured her fifth divorce from the well-known explorer, Joseph Scavatto. Sophie Pcdosek has become adviser to the lovelorn and some of her best clients are Jean Moore, Molly Miltner, and Cynthia Oliver. Louis Sperrazza, alias “Little Caesar,” just robbed the Babies Lollypop Bank stealing 3,000 lollypops. ‘ Charles Brutto has just found a new way of shaving without the use of cream or razor. The method he uses is the spreading of milk on his chin and the cat licks it off. Joseph Italiano just broke the record of filibustering: He talked for five days in a row in order to stop Senator Stan Nosal’s bill concerning W. P. A. funds in the rocky hills of Suffield. Part IV—By Palma Mancini The magic kettle does not contain much more information but I can make out a few more details: Carmela Criscitelli, a noted foot doctor, and her two assistants, Ruth Damon and Mary Di Lorenzo, are holding a patient down while she goes to work. James Gaetani is a family man with four children and his poor wife, Wanda Koski is being worked to death. Carmelina Di Fredo is the new Physical Instructor at Enfield High and she is proving her new theory that you can just as well teach the students sitting down as standing up. Oh, here is an interesting future, Lillian Gemme has become the wife of that great Metropolitan tenor Desmond Hyde. There’s Genevra Hastings, that lovely little debutante, and that heartbreaking Romeo Joseph Goles who are altar-bound. Margaret Leach has been modeling street clothes at the famous restaurant “Sloppy Jane” which is owned by Lillian and Doris Kelly. Some of the waitresses there are Mary Halak, Irene Hoersch and Ellen Gibson. Thomas La Russa, that famous criminal lawyer, has a very

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26 The Enfield Echo Jean Oates that well-known opera star is giving a concert for the benefit of the aged members of the Class of 1939. I swiftly focus my eyes on Russia where that famous Com- munistic leader Robert Underwood is giving a soap box speech on nothing in particular and everything in general. Mary Sheehan and Delia Swades are also there trying to teach the Russian women how to save time by planting zippers with the potatoes so they won’t have to peel them later on. Evelyn Santenella is at the head of the Salvation Army in Enfield. Elizabeth Watton, Dorothy Tamulis, and Sarah Theofiles are models at a dress shop which is owned by Elizabeth Shea where Katherine Russoto is a fully equipped commercial advertiser. John White is a full fledged radio operator on a ship bound for the wilds of Borneo. Edmund Zawada and Eli Raffia, two sports writers, are taking a trip on the same boat. To supply the demand for all day suckers Mary Santenella and Mary Shea have opened their new and elaborate lollypop shop. Frank Zyck has just opened a restaurant in Enfield where his star customers, William Jatkevicius and Mary Roczniak, newly elected coaches of a basketball team keep him pretty busy. Sophie Pierz, Fannie Pohorylo and Carmel Soricelli are on a hunting expedition looking for strange animals for the zoo owned by Eleanor Smith. Last, but not least, is Enfield’s own “King of Rhythm” Dcnald Sullivan who is teaching the natives in Africa how to beat the tom toms. Part III—By Thomas La Russa As I dabble in the future, I see: Arthur Manning beating on the drums at Mike Melfa’s new night club in Powder Hollow. As a feature attraction there is Eileen Sullivan and Bob Leggett, the new dancing team. The magic pot reveals Hubert McCormack Public Enemy No. 1 being captured by Henry Polek latest of the G-Men. Teddy Ludwin noted shyster rushes to McCormack’s defense. As the bubbling water clears, it reveals Marie Lord who has a millionaire in her old classmate, Thomas La Voi. Jeanette Lehmann has secured a position in the State Employ- ment Agency where she is the state critic. Janice Neelans newly appointed state supervisor has just com- pleted a civil service test. In far away Italy I see John Provenzano playing in Mussolini’s musical unit. In Enfield Vincent Porcello has just finished walking his last mile to the altar with Edna Matyskela. Stan Luczai has just won the ten-mile walking race. Palma Mancini has secured the position of head dress designer

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28 The Enfield Echo interesting case on hand between Gene Lavigne and Robert Haight concerning a new counterfeiting machine. I see calamity for Marion Cicoria if she continues to run around with David Devlin the renowned hitch-hiking king. Joseph Gracewski has won a crown for being the best ham and egg raiser. Helen Jedziniak is superintendent of the State Reformatory for Women. She is happy in her work because she is able to put into practice her theory of—“How to Reform Delinquent Girls” by the modern method of fun and freedom. Wendla Redstone, Virginia Field, Theresa Gaudet and Dorothy Duggan have taken a new manual training course at Boys’ Town. Carol Horner has just finished a cartoon which will be exhib- ited at the 1999 World’s Fair. Her model was the famous comedy star, Janet Campbell. David Johnston and Raymond Kaminsky have just won the combined award for their marvelous performance in “Franken- stein’s Greatest Scare.” Eleanor Hyland and Fannie Haznar have signed a contract to advertise snowshoes in California. Gladys Falkowski has opened a new tea room near Fresh- water Bridge. At opening night she had as guest artist the only collegian goldfish swallower, Florence Falkowski. The magic liquid in the kettle has served its purpose and ceases to bubble. The “Phoney Forecasters” hope their predictions have pleased you and now we bid you adieu.