Enfield High School - Echo Yearbook (Enfield, CT)

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12 THE ENFIELD ECHO Let’s hope they are successful. I guess it’s your turn now, Eileen. Eileen—Have any of you seen Frank Rania lately? Here I see him at the head of a school for the deaf in Long Island. He has Kathleen Carroll as his assistant. You know both he and Kathleen were noted for being “loud speakers” in E. H. S. Doris Cormier is at the head of L’Adoree Salon in New York City and is acting as her own model. In her stunning designs she has far sur- passed the famous Worth and Lanvin models which thrilled the fashion world until Doris’ arrival. You all remember George Davis, don’t you? He recently made a great scientific discovery whereby “red” ap- pears “Green” to some people because of certain ultra-beige rays. While taking Chemistry back in E. H. S. one memorable day Miss Storrs asked him the color of a rine tomato. George said “green” so Miss Storrs slid she thought it was he who was “green.” He certainly has made use of his Chemistrv. And folks, did you know Florence Galbraith has become the most fa- mous parachute jumper in the world? She recently won world-recognition when she made a jump from my plane at an altitude of 25.000 fe- t. dropping 22,000 feet before pulling the rip-cord of her parachute. And boy! What a jump that was! I met Edward Gwozdz in England last summer. I see he has become a second Commander Byrd and has made several trips to both the North and South poles. Wouldn’t you like to try your luck with the ring, Le? Leroy—Sure let me try and sec what I can see. Anna Pnwelcik seems to have taken to the circus, too, for here she is danc- ing on her toes on the back of a mov- ing horse. Mary Malley is making a fortune, making and selling holeless dough- nuts. Maureen O’Brien is her right hand man and uses all her arts to entice the attractive young men who enter the portals of their “Petite Shoppe.” Here’s our old friend Harry Tato- ian. He’s following in his father’s footsteps and has made a fortune with his famous “Wonder Ice Cream.” I see Mai y Connor has entered the political field. She’s running for a seat in the Senate with Willard Rro- mage as her opponent. Here’s hoping the best man wins. Fannie Cybulski is going to be a second Titian. She is very famous for her red-haired models. At pres- ent she is painting a picture of Lillian Phelps, who is a model for ax'tists. Oh, what a picture that will be! Jeanne—Let me take the ring now. Robert Squires, our big argumen- tative business man used to plead for a new method of reducing. Well, he got it! Now he’s suing the “Turkish Torture Shop” for $500,000 because he lost three pounds more than he wanted to. Well, well, I’m very glad to see this. Florence Rlowen and Anna Viniconis two modest young misses in the days of yore have left their shells behind and become the “Vo-do-deo-do” Ci’oon- ers!” Eileen, just look! It’s Doris Quinn in a bookshop. Who’d have thought she’d turn literary. Her latest novel, “Read and Weep” is read by millions of people the world over. Oh, James Crombie! Remember Jimmie’s voice and those big blue eyes! He’s making good use of them now. He is a star in musical comedies. You know he really is a serious fel- low, but the line he throws surely captivates every one. Jeanne—Beatrice Dolan is employed by a tailor shop in Thompsonville, you know she always did have a weakness for Taylors way back in 1930. Stanley — Ernestine Cormier is nursemaid for the children of one of West Springfield’s leading business men. Leroy—Bernice Berozsky is now' running a post office in Hazardville with all modei'n improvements, in- cluding a hot dog stand and an ice cream parlor. Stanley—Here’s Marian Hartlev in Egypt—of all places. I guess the King Tut craze got Min for she has tui'ned archeologist and spends all of her time looking for ancient soup spoons in long-forgotten tombs. Amos Pease found his chance to reap a fortune. He is selling fish to the students of E. H. S. to present to

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THE ENFIELD ECHO 11 much noise! I’m glad I won’t have to put that in my novel. Leroy—You—a book worm! Well, well, life certainly is tricky. I’m glad to welcome you to our circus and hope you succeed in your quest for material. By the way, you haven’t forgotten Jeanne Middelaer, have you? She’s in the circus with us, acting as Madame X. Jeanne, you remember Stan, don’t you? Jeanne—Of course I do. How are you anyway? Stan—Oh, I’m fine, thanks. Say, that’s an odd looking ring you have. Where’d you get it? Jeanne—This is the ring with which I prophesy. In it I am ablo to see figures and all the events which are taking place. My uncle is a curio- hunter and brought this back from India for me. (Aeroplane motor heard outside.) Leroy—That must be Eileen Trom- ley. You know she’s the stunt flier with this circus. (Enter Eileen dressed as an avia- trix.) Eileen—Hello, folks Oh, I just had a perfect spin. Well, will you look who’s here. If it isn’t Stan Pet- kis! Who’d have thought we’d meet you at the circus. I haven’t seen you since the Farewell Dance back in 1930. What have you been doing with yourself? Stan—Oh, I’m just a novelist. I’m doing fairly well with my writing. I hear you’re doing quite a bit of fly- ing. Do you like it? Eileen—I just love it and I’m able to see a great deal of the world in the course of my travels. Leroy—By the way, you know Jeanne here is able to see things, present, past and future in her ring. Suppose we all take turns wearing it and perhaps we’ll be able to find out what each member of the class of 1930 is doing now. Together—Oh, let’s. That’s a good idea! Let’s do it right now. Jeanne, you begin. Jeanne—All right. (All gaze at the ring). Jeanne—Why! Here’s Patricia Col- lins. Remember the little darling? If she weren’t always bothering peo- ple she surely had the divine “gift of gab.’’ And now! Why our robust Pat has opened a shop starting the new fad for “Quick but Understand- able Speech.” Oh! Can you guess what? No, of course you can’t Anna Parakilas is dean of a business school for busi- ness like young ladies. Anna always did things right, with plenty of gig- gling. That must have a bad effect on her students if she has kept it up. And Bernard Underwood! My! the great husky baseball enthusiast. I guess that was only a passing fancy, for now he’s mayor of Somersville and has a very charming wife, form- erly Oh: well—you know that with- out my telling you. I see, Jeanie Jandreau is still as tiny as ever. She’s standing in front of why—it’s a charming home. She is the first of our class to be a Mrs. I always thought Jean had a liking for a “Certain Party.” She used to come to school singing, “Every Night is Wednesday Night for Me.” Can you imagine Gen Garvey in a school? Oh, but it’s a new school spe- cializing in an art in which Gen was quite adept in the old days! “How to Catch and Keep a Man!” Whew! She’ll soon have all the women pro- posing. Stan—Now let me take the ring. I say, why here’s Connie Baumes read- ing a book on “How to Put On Weight.” She’s planning to erect a camp on Enfield Street for tired busi- ness women. For the first time in history a girl has been chosen to act as coach for the boys in E. H. S. Miriam Carson has been chosen because of her knowl- edge of the boys. Elizabeth Crombie, who is inter- ested in all kinds of sports has con- sented to become the announcer for all the prize fights. She will succeed John S. Young, the former an- nouncer. D’Lorenzo is now the head of a large ship building concern, and guess what? Theresa Garini is his employ- ment agent. She chooses the sailors. She’s prejudiced against all dark- haired men. Doris White has made the center berth in the Girls All American Bas- ketball Team. This team is to repre- sent the U. S. in France next fall.

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THE ENFIELD ECHO 13 the teachers at the end of the mark- ing period. We used to do it, too. Portenski has been admitted to the bar in Ludlow, Mass. He has founded a school for backward children, es- pecially high school students. Why, here’s Katherine Simons! She has given up a position as sten- ographer because of the pesty men and has decided to be a nurse in a Veteran’s Hospital at Springfield! Eileen—Who would have thought that our Hilda would become a teacher? I see she’s dean of a girl’s school in Korea where no eating and whispering are allowed during school hours. Can you imagine it? Here’s Margaret Oliver running a beauty shop here in New York. This is only one of a chain of which How- ard Pease is the head. You’ll prob- ably be quite surprised when I tell you that he has invented a sure-cure for freckles and for love-sickness. Let’s hope it never fails! Have you heard about Nellie Sam- borski? I see she is running a truck garden which supplies the entire city of New York with fresh fruits and vegetables. She has John Norian as foreman but he does more talking than working. Smitty is running a “dude ranch” out in California. Imagine it! You know what a snappy dresser he was in E. H. S. He still is as quiet and bashful as formerly. If he keeps up his private lessons, he’ll soon be Hoot Gibson’s chief rival in the movies. You see, George still has a secret am- bition to get into the movies, though he won’t admit it! Leroy—Poor Norbert is having bad luck. He married a six-footer and is leading a dog’s life. When he isn’t taking care of the Mrs. the Little Gills keep him busy. John Baiek seems to have had a hard time landing a woman so he has decided to try landing an airplane. If he needs any lessons he can find Eileen here at any time during the next two weeks. Well, will wonders never cease. Here are Fannie Sharapan and Catherine Egan. They have both be- come famous tennis players. Cathe- rine no longer is afraid of freckles for she uses Howard Pease’ Marvel- ous Cream. I see Albert Novak is before a judge—and—why the judge is Alec Tenero. Albert is being tried for sell- ing real estate in Alaska where the land is so hard foundations for a school cannot be built! Edward Pluto is the accuser. You see he always loved school so he wants all the chil- dren throughout the world to benefit by the schools he is building. Jeanne—Bernice Dzirkall was al- ways a mystery to me. I used to wonder in those olden days just what her secret hope was. And now—why —yes she, too, has become manager of a shop in “Gay Paree” called “ZEE MODERNE”. She certainly knows her styles. And inside the shop is Sally Naylor—our cutest girl. There are so many small women now that Sally is helping womankind— AND HOW! Ruth Woodward is chief candy tester in that famous company, Kibbe’s. Now you know who you can thank (or not thank) for the Kibbe candy you eat! Oland Prior has become a very successful real estate agent in Scitico, and because of the worrying he has to do, is almost bald! We sure miss his famous curls. Ethel Price and Catherine Reilly are very competent stenographers in the firm of Gilbert and Barker’s in West Springfield. They certainly didn’t wander very far from home. Slavinsky has recently completed a course in the New York Secret Serv- ice School and is now employed by the Town of Enfield as a patrol officer for the E. H. S. Stan—Now Joe Tortorich — why she’s about to marry a fine young gentleman from Wallop. This is the result of ten year’s hard work, she says. Kabeski has obtained a position with the Somersville Mfg. Co. He hopes to own one of his own some day—and then he intends to manu- facture unbreakable pencils for high school students. Remember Turgeon, thp boy who was alwavs so quiet and liked the women folks? Well, he is playing the piccolo with Bert Dolan’s Orchestra at the Crystal Lake Ballroom every Wednesday and Saturday. The other