Enfield High School - Echo Yearbook (Enfield, CT)

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16 THE ENFIELD ECHO can Army and reports have it that she is soon to wed one of her soldier patients whom she nursed thru in a long illness. Nathan Kaplan has amassed a considerable fortune thru his patent medicine “Hook-worm Reliever,” which he positively guar- antees will rid one of that dreadful malady. Margaret Leary, I am sorry to say, has brought shame to our fair class. She has been arrested on several occasions for vamp- ing members of the male sex in public parks. But she has achieved such a high degree of excellence in that art that she has gotten off lightly every time by resorting to a simple expedient—vamping the helpless judge. Emma McHale and Anna Griffin are running a dancing studio. Because of their wonderful ability as dancers they have re- ceived numerous offers to go on the stage, but have persistently refused, preferring to run their famous school. Mabelle Meginn has become a famous authoress. Her remark- able proficiency in Latin has led her to write several text-books on the subject. One book esoecially has made her famous. This book is entitled “How to get A in Latin without Studying.” 0 Mabelle, why didn’t you give the benefit of your wonderful talent to the members of Lat. IV, who strove so manfully to obtain suc- cess in this subject? Harold Lamont is leading a dog’s life. He had the misfortune of marrying a brawny six-footer who treats him terribly. It is rumored that besides having to do the usual househould duties, Harold is daily put to work making duds for the little Lamonts, and when one considers that there are twelve of them one can ap- preciate poor Harold’s task. John MacGovern has achieved fame on the stage. He is directing his own production on the Great White Way . . . . McGovern’s Midnight Frolics in which Helen Slanetz and Annie Rich are starring. Miss Rich has won the hearts of the theater goers thru her wonderful tce-dancing, while Miss Slanetz has over- whelmed them by her enchanting voice. Esther Lawlor is firmly determined to become an old maid. She is engaged in active warfare against the other sex, rallying many women to her support by the aid of her wonderful slogan— “Down With the Male Sex.” 0 Esther, why this implacable hatred? Elizabeth Sullivan has become a heart-breaker. She has refused hundreds of offers in marriage but a gav Lothario with blonde hair and innocent blue eyes finally captured the gay Eliza- beth. But Betty brought the marriage to a close with the abrupt- ness characteristic of her actions in school, when she found that he had Four Other Wives. Dorothy Phelps has also become a literary light, writing a book entitled “Commonsense and How to Acquire It.”

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THE ENFIELD ECHO 15 “Perhaps the sahibs would like to see the sand tell the fortune of their friends?” he said with an ingratiating grin. “Why not find out about our classmates?” came in an enthus- iastic voice from Miss Allen. “The very thing” I said, joining in with her spirit. Whereupon our prophet fell upon his knees and arranged the sand to represent queer hieroglyphics. In the meantime an un- intelligible mumble accompanied his work. Finally after what seemed to us a very long time, he said one single word as he pointed. “Behold!” As we gazed upon the spot indicated, a scene presented itself before our eyes. To our surprise who should we see but our old friend and classmate John Brown. The picture showed a scene in a track meet, and John was being presented a cup for breaking the world’s record in the high jump. But sad to say the cup was quickly taken away from him when it was found that he had a small electric contrivance in his shoes which sent an electric current thru his legs at will. This picture was quickly followed by another, showing Ida Burbank as the head of the Burbank School of Physical Culture, which she had founded herself. At present Ida is being sued by a student in her course, who claims he lost 100 lbs. in weight after taking two lessons. This picture soon faded and then picture followed picture in rapid succession. Myron Burgess, by a meteoric rise in the navy has become an admiral and distinguished himself in the war with Japan. Myron, at the head of the fleet occupying captured cities in Jaoan, fell in love and married a fair damsel of the land of flowers. Myron was always there in whirlwind affairs. Margaret Chillson had married and settled down. She unfor- tunately married a lazy and shiftless man and would have soon gone to the poor house had not her wonderful ability as an artist served her in good stead. She acquired wealth and fame in a short time and has rid her husband of his indolent tendencies. Philip Goldstein has become a famous divorce lawyer. Through his magnetic personality he has attracted a considerable number of the fair sex to his offices, where he gives them weighty counsel in their matrimonial difficulties. Bernice Hilditch, thru her wonderful work as a nurse in the War with Japan, has achieved fame throughout the land. Because of her heroic services she has been decorated on several occasions by the president himself. She became the idol of the whole Ameri-

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THE ENFIELD ECHO 17 Lola Remington has invented a wonderful machine for the purpose of passing notes in school invisibly. She has perfected her invention to a very high degree, making it so compact that it fits the pocket very conveniently. She had to resort to such in- genious methods herself during her school career that she resolved to save future generations in Enfield High from any trouble in that respect James Tatoian has opened a Latin school where backward stu- dents are accepted. My companion and I left the hotel as soon as possible next morning as we were anxious to learn more concerning our class- mates. When we arrived at our meeting place our prophet was there waiting for us. After going through the same process as before the pictures once more began to appear. We gasped with astonishment as we recognized our class president, Arthur Bromage, wildly gesticulating and thumping the pulpit to emphasize his sermon, and occasionally glaring at a few unruly boys in the rear of his congregation. As this scene fades away it is replaced by that of a large laboratory. Surrounded by numerous instruments are Mary Baronian and Lillian Most. They are deeply engrossed in an in- vention of a compound which will make fat people thin and thin people fat. Next appears a hospital ward where the occupants seem un- usually happy. The cause we notice is Alice Leger, who is trying to cheer them with her violin, but it is really her smiles and dim- ples that do the work. Now we see the figure of a white man surrounded bv savage looking blacks. He is speaking enthusiastically and the blacks gaze at him in awe. This is Harold Goodwin, a missionary to Africa. We know Zig liked brunettes. What is this? It is the Circus, and within a cage we see a lady lien tamer, showing her skill at its best. We are really not sur- prised as we knew Isabel Hird was always good at taming the wild ones. Now would you really believe it? Here is Ernest Landry giving swimming lessons in a pool-room in Springfield. The next picture showed the long, lank figure of Rockwell Holcomb, swaying, dipping, and gliding between a row of ladies on one side and a row of gentlemen on the other. He is teaching the latest jazz steps in Alaska, where he is quite popular with Eskimo ladies. Poor Jimmy Ryan, having had difficulty in landing a lady, is practicing in the art of landing an aeroplane, as he expects to go in the moving business soon. Ina Romieu has just distinguished herself as a milliner in New