Emporia State University - Sunflower Yearbook (Emporia, KS)

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on the board I heard a feller say, that reminds me of the story of the Kilkenny cats, and, walking into alll 3' J' Sn , E1 ' :I ul, lqf 13 U A ,. 2' U. f i r Makes me think of the Killkinny Cats. the room, I found two perfessers having a jolly time 1:5 KV!! , ?f,l1F 7335 wg. I 1 1 '. ,-5: ' 4 .5-7' Y. if 4 W1 ' - 3 ,1-ff. I break a bad habit every new place I go. together. One of them put his finger in his vest-pocket to keep it warm, and said, I break one bad habit every new place I go. He didn't look as wise as the other guy, but a feller told me that he had about 5 degrees of learningehad been in lots of big schools, I went into his room and found him holdin' a baby up with a pair of pinchers and a lookin' at him thro' a glass. I asked him what he was doin' and he says just havin' a little child study. 'N I' ,ig-'Z .,--..,- rf 1 , The study of a. child. Ther-e's lots more of 'em up here, paw, but if I get up to show new students around to-morrow, I must go to bed now. Good-bye, maw. ' Send iive, paw, to your loving son, Hiram. P. S.-Send 50c extra for Hospital Feeze.

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named Abbott drawin' some queer lookin' things on the board and tellin' 'em how to make things in mud. Say, maw, they's purty, too. I saw a feller goin' into a room with a number on it in yaller. He was the teacher of funny things in position at a desk in a room filled with maps and things. I asked him what he was doin' and if he was waitin' for somebody. He said, naw, he was tryin' to write some poetry. He turned round real sudden and opened a. door back of him and says, Where's the fire? I didn't smell the smoke. Purty soon there wasn't so much noise in that next room. He turned wan 5' to me and says: EW 1 e ' K I r W fr i .V 'ig H J J W4 ' ' 'f ' if-' eh,-e il He went to illustrate a drawing. nature. Things with legs and wings and all that stuff. u Yi He was illustratin' some funny things and showin' 'em a bug's ant-annie. A P1 fx .Jr . ik K Q-ge N fffli I XF 6nxff:.Z:' QL J .H ' I gfzfhi ,,,+x ,.... 'Piller fights' is purty good, Soze 'Plum Creek 'Leaven', too, But all of 'em is most played out- I must write somethin' new. 'Baseball Daze' sounds purty nice, But 'Teachin' school' 's too dry. 'Thenadays' is on my mind, 'Thennowadaze' I '11 try. 'N then he gazed fer ten solid minutes at a spot on the wall, wrote one line, put the paper away and says, there she 's started. I saw a good-1ookin', stout feller settin' in a lazy As I passed by a room with some foreign writiu'

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