Emory and Henry College - Sphinx Yearbook (Emory, VA)

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Ti)t Interstate Hardware Company To a piece of dark road, add a little moonlight—take for granted two people are in the automobile. Press in one strong hand a small soft one. Shift lightly two ounces of attraction; one of romance; add a little measure of folly; stir in a whisker or two; dissolve a half-dozen glances in a well of silence; dust in a small quantity of hesitation, one ounce of resistance, two of yielding; place the kisses on a flushed cheek or two red lips; flavor with a slight scream, and set aside to cool. This will succeed in any climate if directions are carefully followed. Yours for a good road.—Cupid. What did your son learn at college?” “Well, sir, he can ask for money in such a way that it seems an honor to give it to him. ” Incorporated BRISTOL, VIRGINIA RECIPE FOR KISSES DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH The House of Kuppenheimer Good Clothes Distinctive Clothing for School and Vacation Wear Abingdon’s Largest and Best Department Store ABINGDON, VIRGINIA 174