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Emmerich Manual High School - Ivian Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

 - Class of 1934

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Page 32 text:

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o K E By RICHARD HASSE The Tragedy Joke editors may dig and toil Until their minds are sore, But some poor fish is sure to say I ' ve heard that joke before. You Figure It Out! Cop : Did you see that car knock this man down ? Miss Knox : Why, yes sir. Cop : Did you get his number ? Miss Knox: I must have forgotten it, but 1 noticed that if it were multiplied by fifty, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits if they were reversed. Got Him That Time Ruth Russell : Is a chicken three weeks old big enough to eat? Mr. Ankenbrock : Why of course not ! Ruth: Then how does it live? He Knows Junior : Oh, boy ! A letter from home. Senior: Let ' s go out and spend it! A Close Shave? Clifton Whitley: Why didn ' t you shave this morning Paul Leim : I did. Clifton : Well, next time stand closer to the razor. Pardon Us Mrs. Black : Where are the islands of Hawaii ? Don Wagener (waking up) : What? Mrs. Black : Hawaii. Don : I ' m fine, thanks. Give Them A Chance Harold Zukerman : Do you believe in clubs for girls? David King : Yes, if kindness fails. Then there ' s the absent minded plumber who forgot to forget Ids tools. On A Diet Bernadine Weiland: Where shall we eat? Esther Stotler : Let ' s eat up the street. Bernadine: No, I don ' t like asphalt. Too High Frederick Browdues: I don ' t think I should have received a zero on this paper. Miss Brady: Neither do I, but that ' s the lowest grade I can give. It Reached The Bottom Geraldine Allanson : Oh, I dropped my watch ! Vernon Elbrecht: Did it stop? Geraldine: Of course it stopped. Did you expect it to go on through the floor? Not Very Educated Thelma Foster: I lost my dog, what shall 1 do? Art Bredy: Why don ' t you advertise? Thelma : My dog doesn ' t read advertisements. Not So Young Ruth Roeckel: Who wrote these jokes? Alfred Robinson: I did. Ruth : Then you must be older than you look. The Height of Stupidity Doris Ray: You ' re so dumb I wouldn ' t call you a ham! Jean Simnionds : Why not ? Doris: Because a ham can be cured. Jumping The Gun John Yovan : Does Gladys get her own way 1 Kenneth Harlan : I ' 11 say she does. Why she always writes up her diary a week ahead of time. Amateurs Only Wilbur Baker: For two cents I ' d knock your block off! John Mull in: Get away from me you profes- sional ! Well Named Abe Stein : What do you call your dog ? Virginia Taylor: Camera. Abe : Why do you call him that ? Virginia : Because he snaps at everyone. Mother, what ' s the tramp doing with that piece of wrapping paper? Hush, darling, that ' s a college graduate with his diploma. Good Definition Mrs. Bing: What is meant by shining raim- ent? Roy Lagle : A blue serge suit. Why? Juanita Miller: Men are all alike. Douglas Lowe : Then why do you girls want three or four ? Couldn ' t Be Any Worse Vivian Cox: Who was the meanest man on earth ? Leo Colin : The man who put a tack on the electric chair.

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