Emmerich Manual High School - Ivian Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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TRACK TEAM TENNIS TEAM GOLF TEAM

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MILITARY CLUB BAND R. O. T. C. OFFICERS

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JOKES By JACK WESTMEIER Kind To Animals Harold Barkhau (at zoo): Gee, ma, that giraffe looks like my teacher. Mother: Why, Harold, aren ' t you ashamed? Harold: Aw, that ' s all right. L don ' t think the giraffe heard me. Mr. Williams: Writ subject of baseball. John Robeson : Rain Short Enough? short theme on the -no game. What a little comma can do — Lord Patmerston then entered upon his head, a white hat upon his feet, large but well polish- ed boots upon his brow, a dark cloud in his hand, his faithful walking stick in his eye, a dark menacing glare saving nothing. ' Taint? Robert Bok : See that quarter? That is an example of tainted money. Glenn Baker : How ? Robert: Well, ' taint yours, ' taint mine. More Water The minister was baptizing the child. He dip- ped his hand in the water and turning to the father, he asked, • What are you going to call this child? Augustus Phillip Ferdinand Codrington Chesterfield Livingston Oddelbert Glutz, ' ; re- plied the man. A little more water, please, said the preach- er, turning- to the sexton. Not Too Short Eugene Sprouse : May T borrow a pencil? John Stofer : How long do you want it ? Eugene : Oh, three or four inches will be al- right. A Perfect Fit Ralph Cowden (entering a dry goods store) : Have you a blue tie that will match my eyes? Clerk: No, but we have some soft hats that will match your head. Long Hours Gene Stuart: They say a student should have eight hours of sleep a day. George Such: True, but who wants to take eight classes a day. Snappy Comeback Mr. Maxwell: John, how many days are there in each month . ' John Nolan: Thirty days has September, All the rest I can ' t remember. The calendar ' s upon the wall ; Whv bother me with this at all? Not Particular Alice Stallwood : Come out and have dinner with us tonight. Dorothy Phillips : Sorry, I ' m going to see Clark Gable. Alice: Oh, that ' s all right, bring him along too. Week-end Relief Miss Hunter: This is the fifth time I have given you a zero this week. AVhat have you to say to ' that? Methody Guleff: I ' m glad tomorrow ' s Sat- urday. On The Safe Side Ray Meyer: Miss Coleman, would you pun- ish anyone for something he didn ' t do? Miss Coleman: Why no, Raymond, of course not. Why ? Raymond : Well, then, I didn ' t do my college alg-ebra. Safe and Sound Here, boy, exclaimed the excited man as he rushed up to a page in a big hotel, run up to my room and see if my umbrella is there. Hurry now, because I have just five minutes to catch a train. Three minutes later the boy came tripping down the stairs. Yes sir, he said, It ' s there alright.