Emmerich Manual High School - Ivian Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Will of the June ' 23 Class We, the members of the June ' 23 class after passing four successful years, more or less, at Manual, have come to the conclusion that it is altogether fitting- arid proper that we make, publish, and declare our last will and testament as follows: First. We bequeath the good will and loyalty of our ■sponsors and prin- cipal to the school again, not to be trifled with. Second. To the noble floors of the halls and the various class rooms that we so thoughtlessly wore thin, we give one coat of red and white cement. Third. We will to Teddy Athlene Martin the hard earned popularity ox one so called Walter Floyd. Fourth. As first contributor we bequeath the sum of four million rubles to the Walking Seven in order that they may buy lasting shoes and, if need be, a right-of-way pass on all freight trains. I Fifth. To the popular ones that remain at Manual we will choice and reserved seats in the Auditorium. Sixth. We will to our most endearing Sergeant Schull four complete dancing lessons in order that he may enjoy himself at the Senior dances. Seventh. To Ducky Becker we leave Robert Garten ' s long legs, to be used as he desires, namely, to be in the starting lime -up at the Regional next year. Eighth. We will Manual a lounging room of infinite magnitude for stu- dents who are not used to long hours and Manual beans. Ninth. The sophisticated wrinkles of John Kelly we hereby declare at auction to be sold to the highest bidder. Tenth. We give to Mr. Money a pass key to the mint at Washington. Try to get it, Mr. Money. Eleventh. We bestow upon the city of Indianapolis the traffic regula- tions that for many a year has kept Manual on the move. Twelfth. We will Evan Steger ' s book on How to be a Successful Shiek, to the ambitious Forrest Higgs. Thirteenth. We will and bequeath 50,000 Shekels, (a dime in American money) for the changing of the old Auditorium into a glorious dance hall in order that Mary Asher ' s pianistic qualities will not go by unappreciated. Fourteenth. We leave Helen Elder and Elsie Sander ' s dazzling hair rib- bons to next year ' s May Queen. Fifteenth. We hereby order and direct that one room in the building be reserved for the fair sex as a powdering room. Sixteenth. To Frank Arens we bestow one original Stradivarius violin to enable him to woo Dorothy Mast as we firmly believe in the theory, To get go:d results, one must employ good methods. Seventeenth. We take it upon ourselves, as no one else does, to will the Nobel prize in Chemistry to our right honorable Mr. Hanske for his forty years patient teaching at Manual and also for his discovery of how to make gold bricks from old shoes and the like by using high amperage. Eighteenth. We leave to the first applicant that desires, Erna Fieldman ' s treatment set. Her testimanial appears in numerous magazines to the effect that this treatment has given her youth and beauty and enabled her to win the Honorable John Klaiber. Nineteenth. To Eddie Eickman we heartily give Francis Mulbarger ' s book Basket ball and its results. Eddie, they say, used to be o woman-hater until he signed on the basket squad. Twentieth. In order to keep the morale of our most noble school at its height, we will all the fair sex veils and fishing boots to be worn at school. Twenty-first. We hereby bequeath 500 free subscriptions to the Booster. Twenty-second. We will Fred Patterson ' s Harold Lloyd glasses and Charlie Chaplin mustache to the benevolent Louis Cohen, the pride and pest of Roll Room 75. Twenty-fourth. We wi)l Harry Painter one year of free shaves to be gotten at the Tri-City to enable him to come from behind his beard, and show his delicate beauty. Twenty-fifth. We will to Otto Depperman a free tuition to Mohler ' s Bar- ber College to no longer necessitate his posting course. Page Fourteen

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Ruby Likens Class ■Beauty Paul Chapman ifiest-Lankiryj .Senior JZ y Walter Floyd Most Papular Senior Bo Blanch kose Most Popular Senior Girl Page Thir-teeii

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To Miss Arda Knox, our able and devoted sponsor, who has piloted the good ship, June ' 23, throuarh the uncertain waters of Senior- dom, we express our most sincere appreciation and pro- found gratitude. Twenty-sixth. We will Jack Cheney ' s cement bicycle to Marine Snod- grass to enable him to get to school on time, Twenty-seventh. We will to Bess Sandford and Helen Harmeson a place in the sun just outside the building where they may pose all day for admiring boys with cameras. Twenty-eight. We will to Joe Schmidt The Doughnut King, ' 50,030 doughnut holes to b° used in carrying on his business. Twenty-ninth. We will to Blanche Rose and Jean Adamson an asbestos basket ball with which to practice during the hot months this summer. Thirtieth. We will Chaiks McNealy, Paul Olsen and Louis Cochrans track ability to Mr. Morrison to enable him to turn out another State Cham- pionship team. Thirty-first. We will rhe lunch room a new set of prices m order that all underclassmen may get the Famous Ammunition at a reasonable rate. Thirty-second. We will Fred Bunton a mctorless glider to take Pearl Kerst to the movies in. Thirty-third. We will Earla Fggert, Evelyn La Feber, Helen Ped low, ?nd Marcella Walthers a place in th° Greenwich Follies. Thirty-fourth. We will Reid Wilson Gift of Gab to John Witt to enable h: ' m to take first place in the State discussion contest. Thirty-fifth. We will to Mary Fultz ; Ruby Likens, and Ada Brundett Sarah Bernhardt ' s nlace on the stage. Thirty-sixth. We will to our smiling Mr. Joe Sharp one can of select fishine- worms to be drownrd at his leisure. Thirty-seventh. We will Bob Scott ' s handsome face to the striving Herbie Stewprt. Thirty-eighth. We will to Wes y Wilson one Tuxedo hat in recognition of his heroic efforts to rid the school lawn of grasshoppers. Thirty-ninth. We wi U to Shortridp ' e and Technical all worn out band instruments and sheet nu 1 ? so they will have something to blow over. Fortieth. We will to Miss Coleman and her Roll Room pupils the brains and pluck that enabled R. R. 75 to hold the honors of having the lowest per cent -f D ' s. We hereby appoint Miss Knox Miss Wheeler. Miss Brady, and Mr. Mc- Comb as executioners of orr last will and testament. To this will I hereby affix my signature this 14th d v of M 1°- A B. C. PAUL CHAPMAN, Official Will-maker. Page Fifteen