Emmerich Manual High School - Ivian Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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THE BOOSTER WILL ftCAlDfcKWfl BY HOMER PHILLIP We, the members of the January, 1922, Class of the Charles E. Em- merich Manual Training High School of the City of Indianapolis, being of sound mind and memory, and in good health, do make, publish and declare this our last will and testament in the following manner: First — We give our heartiest thanks to our class sponsor, Miss Knox, for the never failing interest she has taken in the class. Second — We bequeath to the June Class all those teachers who have made us the learned people that we are. Third — We leave to the yell leaders all the pep and enthusiasm of the January Class, to be used at all Manual Contests. Fourth — We bequeath to those left behind, the new building, which we will enjoy only as alumni. Fifth — We give to the school all the athletic clothes worn by our fa- mous athletes, so that other athletes of note may wear them. Sixth — We give Wanda Lyday ' s inspirations to the June Class prophet so that he may decide the destiny of their Class. Seventh — We bequeath to the June Class the wonderful day, in which we had to plant our Ivy. Eighth — We will to Gustave Nees the formula for making the famous MANUAL BEANS. Ninth — We give to the school one million dollars ($1,000,000) to be used in forwarding the plans and objects of the Janitors ' Union. Tenth — We leave Miss Perkins a book on Dramatic Work as a re- ward for the services she rendered the class. Eleventh — We leave to some other capable worker, Ralph York ' s place as Booster Agent, in which he has done his work well for five successive years. Twelfth — We give Wallace Reid ' s Charm School, in which Wall Flowers will learn how to dance without having shakey knees and blushing faces. Thirteenth — We give and bequeath to the office one hundred dollars ($100) to buy books for those who sit in the office chairs to pass away the time, while awaiting their fate. Fourteenth — We will to Horace Storer the Class President ' s place in the auditorium, so that he, too, may make famous speeches as ours did. Fifteenth — We leave to Mr. Sanders the memory of the excuses he wrote for the January Class. Sixteenth — We give, devise and bequeath five thousand dollars ($5,000) to Bud Fisher, so that he may make further studies in the science of draw- ing, in order to compete with Carolyn Richeson and Leonard Kord , Seventeenth — We leave to the school the memory of the January Class, which always pushed for a bigger and better E. M. T. H. S. Eighteenth — We appoint Mr. McComb executor of this our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we have hereby subscribed our name this 2 5th day of January, in the Year of Our Lord, 1922. Signed HOMER PHILLIPS, Will Maker.

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THE BOOSTER BY WANDA LYDAY When Alia Axiom resigned his position as Crystal Gazer, I made a study of the work and became his successor. One day, while idly gazing into the Crystal I saw events and incidents of the January ' 2 2 Class which astounded me! I could clearly see a studio on E. Washington street with the name Madame Charlotta Ze S outh blazing about it. My old friend, Charlotte, had become a toe dancer. Farther down the street was a Hash House run by Maurice Bowers; out in front of which were Lawrence Leonhardt, William Quill and Francis Schatz dishing out samples of the hash to those passing by. As I watched, I saw William Watts walk up and take a spoonful. He imme- diately swooned and a crowd collected. Approaching the stricken William, I saw a burly policeman, formerly Matty Giesler, jostling his way through the crowd as if he were still on the basket ball floor at Manual. Before he could reach the unconscious form, a dapper looking gent approached and slipped a card into the patient ' s cold hand which bore the name of Doctor (Harold) Huff. An ambulance drew up and I perceived the driver to be the dainty Harry Schricte. Two waiters skipped gayly out with the stretcher. They were Allen Wh ite and Edward Underwood. Back of them I saw Helen Glyn and Alice Caveny, the nurses, in lavender uniforms, carry- ing little parasols to match. The scene changed and I saw a theatre with the names of Irvin Baum- bach and Pauline Chastain in electric lights. They were playing on the stage as The Kandy Kids. Strolling past the theater came Karl Schnep and May Brennan. They were discussing the fortunes of their old class- mates. Whatever became of Chester Lively? asked Karl. Oh, you mean ' Pest, ' why he is a minister now. He and Mary Johnson eloped right after graduation. They are living down in Brown county. Do you re- member Eugene Manker and Carolyn Richeson? They seem doomed to a life apart for Eugene was adopted by a millionaire who changed his name to Toots, while Carolyn married our class joke, Ralph York. They passed on and I saw Raymond Cassady and Eunice Cassady in a serious discussion. It seems that Raymond had discovered Eunice to be his long-lost sister, Jezebel, and they were now united in a search for the Fourth Dimension. A newsboy came running past shouting that Albert Tegeler had won the game for the New York Giants. On the front page I saw a picture of our Class Vamp, Lucille Roesener and her husband. The victim was Edward Cruse. Over in the Society Column was an announce- ment of Herbert Ally ' s engagement to a certain Miss in the June Class. Out of the theatre where the Kandy Kids were playing, came Margaret Vitz and Loretta Helmuth. They said that it was almost as good as the Class Play, Nevertheless, and that led to a discussion of their Class in general. Have you seen Helen Murphy, recently, inquired Loretta. The last I heard of her she was engaged to Harry Martin. Why, answered Margaret. She broke her engagement once — they say she was jealous of Harry ' s attentions to Bernice Miller — but now they are engaged again. Jeanne Wilson had her fortune told the other day. The woman said that she should beware of April 1, 1925, for then she would have to choose between happiness and Delver Landers. I heard that Jeanne is very excited over it. Is that so? said Loretta. You would hardly know Austin Gillespie any more. He has become so pious that he can scarcely speak. The two girls jumped aside just in time to escape being hit by Elmer Rohr- man ' s banana cart, and I lost sight of them in the crowd. It was then Continued on page 12

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