Emerson High School - Maroon Yearbook (Emerson, IA)

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Glass pfzoph cm, lt IS now l956 and on the sunny front porch of a l1ttle farm house 111 lowa Sll Sally and her SIX small ch1ldren In the f1eld her devoted husband Bob IS puttmg 1n h1S crop Just as well as he ever put IH baskets for E H S Hlgh overhead laz1ly drones a hel1copter operated by the n1mble w1tted sc1ent1st Wayne Bulllngton Not too many m1les 1n a spot called Green Hollow we see someone who looks fam1l1ar Of course' Its Mary Mae There she IS IH a l1t1le cave 1n the h1lls1de and around her are a lot of Jun1or ed1t1on Marys But 1lS st1ll a mystery to all how she got there l a town near by there IS qu1te a crowd cheer1ng for someone It must be some celebr1ty Why 1t s none other than Squate Farns and they re cheer 1nQ because he Just brought 1n another de perate cr1m1nal Yes SIT Clayton s follow1ng 1n h1s fathers footsteps and hes the most brave and dauntless sherlff 1n the M1ddlewest As we go further west we come to an enormous ranch Wllh all wh1te barns and everyth1ng It must be a really wealthy man that owns th1s outf1t The blg slgnpost says Green s Rancho That s Pete' We know now he made all hlS money trad1ng cars. We must be sure and stop IH Denver because thats where that wonderful CIICUS IS the one that has the one and only Dean Shook the famous l1on tamer As long as we are th1s far west lets go on to Hollywood and see Georg1a 1n her new comedy Sw1velJo1nts She s really pretty sharp' lt looks as though we re gomg to have to go east to see th rest of the class Except for Peg of course We ve seen her all across the country Her face IS on every b1ll board and every magazme Shes the most famous cover gxrl 1n the U S We have some other famous ones too Theres V1ctor Thomas for one hes now a professor at Harvard And theres I1rn Lake the gen1us Whos lectur1ng ID V1enna about the atom1c energy of the moon Whlle we re 1n the East we can go to New York and see Verna Mae and Wayne Bass Youve no doubt heard of them Vernas the Metropol1tan Operas mezzo soprano and Wayne 1S the1r bass solo1st Let s go up to Rad1o C1ty too and hear the evangel1st of the a1r the Reverend Paul L Carlstedt Th1s 1snt all though theres st1ll Cec1l W'e ll have to go down to Flonda and v1s1t h1m It should be fun too because he owns a really super resort w1th sw1mm1ng pools dog tracks and you m1ght know bath1ng beaut1es And last but certa1nly not least there s the salty old sea Capta1n Dean Iones e can meet h1m down 1n New Orleans where hes Just anchored after mak1ng h1S weekly run from Panama w1th a load of tobacco rum and ra1lroad t1es Well thats all of the class Now about our teachers They are all 1n bloom1ng health ln fact they have been every s1nce the class of 46 grad uated Mrs Hard1ng IS now the Dean of Vassar Mr Hulsebus 1S bus1ly coach1ng a champlon g1rls basketball team and funny th1ng all of the g1rls names are Hulsebus Mrs W1HlGf IS a very contented housew1te up 1n Mmnesota She s not teach1ng anymore except for a few mus1c lessons now and then Mrs Dav1s 1S now head of the D1et1c1an Department of a nat1onw1de magaz1ne And Mr Shaw IS a regular member of the Informat1on Please program on the rad1o Mr Shaw 1n Eng L1t class Please explcun the l1fth stanza of Tennysons In Memor1am Betty Greenwood Betty Oh Mr Tennyson IS Just talk1ng about mans behef 1n 1mmoral1ty 13 1 . , 1 . - 1 , . . A 1 - 1 . . 1 , . - . . . .A . 1 . 1 . . . . .1 . I ' ' . .1 . 1 1 , I - . . . . 1 . 1 Q 1 , . . . 1 1 1 - 1 , . . , . . 11 1 11 1 . , . . 1 . . 1 1 , 1 . . 1 1 . 1 11 . . . 11 1 1 . ' I 1 . 1 1 1 . . 1 . . . , . , 1 1 . . 1 - 1 1 . . . . . 1 . 1 1 1 . 1 . . . 1 . . ' 1 . , , . . . 1 1 . . 1 . 1 1 - 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 . . I .1 I I I ' . 1 . W I I - ' . . 1 . . 1 1 1 - ' 1 , . . . . . . 1 I I A 1 . . 1 . 1 1 1 . 1 . , . . . 1 . . . .,, . . , . . 11 . 1 1 - 1- . , . . . 1 . 1 11 , . A 11 . . . 1 . . . . 11 . , . 1

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