Elyria Public High School - Elyrian Yearbook (Elyria, OH)

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T E ELYRI N llllllxlll llFlIRlDlIMll Gllfllilllio lDlIll6llfSlIlllDllE9 HE three upper grades of Ely r1a H1gh School are assembhng 1n the new aud1tor1um Sep tember ll 1934 'Ihe students th1s year seem only to have h1tched the1r wagons to the tree tops and not to the stars In order to 1nsp1re them Wlth greater amb1t1on Pr1n c1pal ShlVClY Wlth the a1d of the telev1s1on apparatus presented by a recent class br1ngs before them the 1llustr1ous class of 29 FIISI we see and hear Vlfgle Downs Why she must be the an nouncer L1sten She lS say1ng that she recerved her tra1n1ng 1n Enghsh V We now see Ellsworth Alhe1t who IS off1c1al salesman for The Letterman s Clothlng Company WhlCh spec1al1Zes 1n SIZES for chesty men Ellsworth developed hlS chest wear1ng h1s E at E H S Upon turn1ng to stat1on G I G G L E we hear and see Edrth Alt feld demonstratmg the art of w1se crack1ng followed by a graceful blush The workhouse now appears and we see Harlan Barnes servxng a l1fe term He IS Sald to have tak en n1ne IIVCS he k1lled a black cat Helen Mane Barres face IS now on the screen she wears a sm1le from ear to ear VVe learn she has just won Wr1gleys coast to coast roller skatlng contest She attrxb utes her success to the fact that she skated 1n rhythm to her gum chew 1ng Chew Spearm1nt Always Now comes a scene 1n Aff1C3 where Florence Bas1nsk1 IS seen do lng a b1t of m1ss1onary work She IS teach1ng shorthand to the monk eys She reports that lf IS as easy as teach1ng lf to some people And Juan1ta Bedford we f1nd her H Cerl lngs vsorth at least bob 1n England An Engl1sh bob IS worth 2Oc We wonder how much an Amcr1can Bob lS worth, An organ 19 hcard Homer Blan Chard IS paylng the beaut1fulstra1ns but we not1ce how strangely the 3l1d1QI'lC9 acts We soon d1scover that he IS play1ng for a Deaf Ins UIUI6 Mrs Monschexn nee E d 1 t h Boughton and her husband have reccntly moved to Austral1a where they have 1nvented a trap for rab brts They 1ntend to make a for tune by ra1s1ng ch1ckens from East er eggs Here IS Florence Brandt who 1S now manager of Loew s State Thea ters Her success lS due to her pleasant nature It pays to sm1le sht says And here IS Donald Bush he IS purs1ng garden1ng as hlS pro fess1on It 1sn t the weeds IH the garden that bother but all the l1t tle Bushes Dr lVlar1on Chambers appears She IS an expert surgeon She spec l3llZLS 1n remov1ng humps from camels and trunks from trees Next Eleanore Clxne IS seen she IS a noted sc1ent1st and IS at present trylng to d1scover why the owl says who lnstead of why St1ll other classmates appear now lf IS Els1e Clawson who IS th1rd wardrobe ass1stant to the or1g1nal dramat1Lat1on of Adam and Eve Here lS the famous Attorney Gene Conway who lS the Democratlc can d1datc for gowernor of the Isle of VILW Mr Conway declares that he 15 no 1clat1on to h1s contempor ar1es the other shyster lawyers by the name of Conway The 1llustr1ous Mr Glenn Coven has just completed re ed1t1ng Webs - oll f 21 , , - v - ' , , , . . , Q 1 - - . , , . . . , - .. . , - - Y . Y - , , , - , Q ' 4 v 7 .-., 7 V - , . ,

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F ters DlCflOHJfy The neyy IGSUL I9 called Coven s Food for lhought but cla1ms no relatlon to the fymous Mellms Food Mary Crosby her ha1r IS long ag ID ha won the t1tle of he second Florence N1ght1ng1le she has healed many a man s broken heart Elmus Crosky seems happy and 1el1eved He was recently follovyed seyeral m1les by members of the po l1ce force who accused h1m of trans port1ng l1quor Hoyveyer he was proven 1nnocent The only ev dence aga1nst h1m was some apples wh1ch he had bought and the roads had been so rough they had jolted to c1der Gaylord Doane IS g1v1ng 1 YLYILW of h1s recently completed autoblog raphy HIS yo1ce seems natural He quotes IDIS sentence Math IS my favor1te subject We agree It was at E H S too but not the 1 d W l Vaughn taught A very large bu1ld1ng 1n QWIII erland lS IH the foreground Mar garet Dutch IS proprletor of the 3u1ld1ng the Dutch Cheese Factory lt 1S successfully compet1ng yy 1th the SWISS Cheese Compames Herman Joseph Patsy Elbert the man of many names IS st1ll call ed Herman It IS about t1me h1s name was chang1ng aga1n hoyy ever lf IS wh1sDered that If yy1ll be her name he Wlll change fhlS t1me 1n tead of hzs name Marlan Erb IS fast becommg 1 m1ll1ona1re She IS pos1ng for the advert1sements fo r Marchand s C1olden Ha1r XVash Vlarlan says that lf pays to advert1se Thelma Enckson appears 1 n mourn1ng why oh yvhy IS Il'llS9 She fed her f1ance such a bated l1ne that he thought he was a f1Sh and jumped 1n the lake and drowned Thelma Mclntyre formerly 'I hel ma Faulhaber after hay1ng spent several years as a mathmet1c1an at YRIAN L H S IS now deyotmg her t1r e to countlng her Iztlle B1lls Paulme Frank has estabhshed a danc1ng school 1n South Amer1ca Her spec1alty IS tLZlClllI1g the ostrlch hovy to do the Banana Sp11t You ve all heard of the play R b1nhood XVell fhlS play has a cousln Robmson As the cur ta1ns part We see a seene from It yes Helen C1aLley IS st1ll the lead1ng ady Vye fLCOgIllIk, Wllllam Geb hardt s countenance After hav1ng p1tched for Erhart Bears he IS now short stop for cupld s arrows A court scene I9 btfore us The fam1l1ar faces of N1rg1n1a lxope and Crace M1ll1ken appear next RlCh ard Slodd comes forth H1s ha1r seems yery gray Hoyy he has chang ed Vy'hat can I'l'llS mean Oh M1ss lope and Vlnss M1ll1ken 1re su1ng Mr Todd for breach of prom1se We now see m1les of beaut1ful floyyers a greenhouse comes 1nto VILW Edward Pape owns th1s and he IS do1ng a thr1y1ng bus1ness Ed d1e st1ll has a yy eakness for flowers espec1ally the Rose and syveet W1ll 1ams Eyangelme Rothe has become a great acrobat She 1s tour1ng the world v1s1t1ng all zoos and teach1ng the 3111111315 to play leap frog Dor othy Peters IS l1v1ng a queer l1fe try 1ng to d1scover why her namesake Peter Rabblt hops lnstead of yy alks I eroy Rowley has a pa1r of pat ent bmoculars by yy h1ch he can spot SUSDICIOUS look1ng ears that go by h1s country home As soon as he sees one he jumps 1nto hlS trusty Ford and 1nyest1gates for the sake of the future of the younger genera t1on Flhe b1g heartedness of Dorothy Schallon IS now man1fest1ng ltself Dorothy has started a nat1on w1de moyement for the endowment of a Home for Lame Centlpedes , . IH . El. al ' K . ' ' ' ,e X . '. , e. . C' V r I P x 1 ' . I I . 1 'I 21 Y S ' I ' ' L - i I l 1 3 . , I l 5 - K - v A4 7 - Y 3 Y 3 D 3 4 VT' ' 5 - r '- l . , . I , - 1 3 3 . , , . , .. y , J ,' V . yy., 3 3 1 ' I - I i V 3 ! - 1 . y I V ' 5 ,, 1. ii YD Y Y I - . L. 1 ' I ' 1 - - 1 -f '. 1 5' . .. - - H , 1 ',, ' ' ' l 3 . I il. A J 5 A x i L , , ' 1 x . .e. , kn . L . . -. . . k 4' V x m , 1 ' i X I 7 . - X 1 33 , I V1 l ' m 1 ' rl s 1 1 I 1 - 1 1 , ' , v 1 1 ' Y! 3 ' 5 - I V 3 1 7 'I 4 - , I V 3 1 . y . . - A 1 x 1 ' H I I ' ' ' , ' ,e 1 e 11- - H ' ' ' , V! 'D V- - ' ' 1 m v s 1 , , . I D - 3 X l 1 , Y - y' , rx 1