Elora District High School - Undique Yearbook (Elora, Ontario Canada)

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wweafsse , Sthdents in General - his own mind, claims Kathy Drimmie 1811 known fact that no one person in this world can .Netsrtheless, people can be divided into certain c types, Therefore, it is only reasonable to assume fact holds true to the teen-age student who lat least! Nottbeihgyafmaster psychologist, I will not attempt to deal with the more-complex student but merely a few of the main divisions into which they fall. K To begin with, there are always some who are unsympathetic parents.' They absolutely refuse to the teachers andllive only to make life miserable Fortunately, their dreams will all be realized on birthdaysa Cwhat dreams!! - tThere are others who come merely to pass the forced to some by co-operate with for others, their sixteenth time until a perfect marriage prospect appears on the horizon for the girlg or until some really, really big job falls out of a clear blue sky for the boy, Using their power of logic, they reason thus:nisn't toting school texts a lot softer than slaving over some machine all day?H Then, of course, there is no escaping the everlasting drifterl They appear to have absolutely no mind of their own, detest respone sibilityg usually don't work very hard in school, They are context to either drift along in school or our depending upon whar other friends doo Eventually, of course, they wind up no where? Next, let us consider the happywgoelyckies who always manage to get through just by the skin of their teeth, They donlt particularly enjoy school work but intend to get all they can out of school while they're there leducation excludedlo To them school is just one big party. Someone should warn them about Wthe morning Qaftsrv. . +0 arf-iviniatfths last, but certainly not least of these types sup. . to- the scholar. 'Hells the one who cintinually slaves awayg day in, out: rain or shine, year after year, Strange to say this type bleSBOQ,with a genius mind, although they do possess ty which , +QEhe s laehg ambition. Combine this with ,and , tif 'lr Afwanee someone who is commonly referred to . 1 Ni? 1T55'iRo say, theyfarefthe-ones who develope Pon 8- of ' 'V - L ,'.' ' ow! 1 1' the student to determine ou truthfully say Y years you must,

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HH'1 f'- 3 , s,. J, .', Les Faux Pas Missff, fy lqlto station attendant! :- There's something wrong with my 1fg,e.y 4 H car.N Statii , 'tsndant:- WYou've got a short circuit.U Miss Wnidtf WWel1 for heaven's sake lengthen itln ' Q tb l A. . M- in V11 -'U-- 0 ---G NMmn, 2 gases I've lost another pupil,W said the teacher as his glass gyey rolled 'down :he sinko ' n X nada O svn-man WDear Mr, Meek,' wrote a parent indignantlyg WYou must not whack Terryn He is a.de1icate child and isn't used to it. We never hit him at home except in Self-defense.W ' ' arqpmllf O rue'-rut lMrs. Cameronz- 0And what was Nelson's farewell address? Henry Stafford:- WHeaven, I guess.W Il A D ---Q O ---- 'Bill Watts- WDQ you think it's right to punish anyone for things they V' haven' t done? Mrs. Browns- Wwhy of course not Bi1l.H Billr- Uwell, I didn't do my French last night.' - off, Mr,,Q, fie Fhob,-why are you late for school every morning?W Bei- T EV91?y time I come to the corner a sign says, Schoo1 -,Go Slow . Sookocheff on phone at A230 a.m.,l is this?' the voice! 'The smartest man in the wor1d.' me, I wrong number.W o B I