Elmwood School - Samara Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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Kimberley Meyerman born Oct. 18 69; at Elmwood: grades 12 to 13 Kim-my that Pretty Smart was a doozy. PIG OUT - want some bagels? Oh p-lease! Monster child. Why can ' t I cut your hair? Ski bunny - here I come. That ' s H-U-A-T-A-M-A-L-A, and I ' ve been there. Ada, shut up! Yup, I live in ELMER, uh huh. Hey, been to ' Les Galeries ' lately? You ' re so smart I ' m glad I ' m your friend. Why would anyone hang out at the Corner Club? I ' m a bad influence. Mi y mi Amiga are from M-E-H-l-C-0 . . . love that Revolution. See ya - Mich. The Chinese typewriters. My sister is a sweetie. Where ' s everybody going? My eyelid is twitching again. Even Dave hates that old bat-let ' s lose her! Don ' t know much about History . . . love that tunic! This place, CR, is a dump. I don ' t need the credit! I can ' t go my ride is coming. My parents still have that illusion. I speak fluent German. No, Mrs. Knowlton I ' m not sleeping . . . the key to education is keeping in the teacher ' s good books. I ' m not as good as you think I am. I can be rowdy when I want to be. Is Elmwood really my Alma Mater? Anja Miller born Feb. 21 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Ann-ia: Well, it ' s been a long time. I have old memories of you with purple hair and cracked glasses, bopping aroun in the mesh top to ' Lucky Star ' . . . (mesh is a recurring theme). I guess you ' ll always be taller than me. You don ' t live in Rockcliffe anymore so I can ' t rush over to save you. Dom in the evening, but now I stock your cup- boards, so . . . (eat properly). You are the Tuna Queen, hands down. Don ' t leave the house in a skirt dear, it was safer at my house. fOly mom still wants you back over for stir fry. I will never forget the long procession of JH clones which still continues, nor the SCC (which ate my brain) which provided you with two of them (bet you love concrete; is the Mack truck still parked in your driveway?) HULL PATROL, here ' s to the Queen. You were really effective, Anja. I ' ll never forget your 18th birthday, nor will the coatcheck girl at Le Bistro. Anjalinka, I never thought I ' d see you in pink and purple but hey, the spotter things you ' re cute. Wear it to a diplomatic formal. Looking forward to Kenya, we ' ll have a blast. It ' s been a great seven years (most of it) . . . lots of love. Thumper PS . . . the Mission of Destruction is a tad ironical since it did the opposite to our friendship. I never knew all of your possessions could fit into the trunk of my car. Hey spit-sister we ' ve come a long way! Man did we ever get along in grade 11 . . . extreme sarcasm. Carleton look out - crazy women on the loose! Our future is going to be full of more amazing adventures - AH WIMOWEH! Love Vivian. Michelle Morrison born June 19 70; at Elmwood: grades 9 to 13 Fun, Fun, Fun and Dance, Dance, Dance. Look Martha! It ' s all too beautiful. Select a Prime Minister. We ' re not trying to pretend we ' re men, or actors, or in a play, or anything. Lucky, STOP BREATHING! Could we have two fleshburgers? bleeding. Ooh baby baby. The year is 1957, and we ' re hitch-hiking across America. Live irony. Well well, Jean-Michel, what a year (actually fire) Vastly differing hair lengths (I still want yours); bike scams; Graeme John (It would have saved so much time if they ' d chosen the right ones at the start . . . remember under the table at the gristle banquet?); and of coarse Woolworths pictures with Zandra and Mmmuffins and tub of ice cream after school (I still feel sick) I ' m sure you ' ll find a triathlon in OUEBEC. Remember the first time you met Joce? Proceed to PLAN B And stop it with Trussardi. Our names will go down in T.D ' s history (seeing as we were residents for a while) It behooves me to say I ' ll miss you tons cruising. illo es no putana, sandman trapicola Miami vice shirt and chains. Teach me how to dance like that, NO HODAS, papaya chocolate gelato moviathon, the ocean it ' s beautiful, I am so a lifeguard. 1st night Delphines, just say NO! et tu passa nada, speghetti, pizza. I saw all of cuba tonight Tara Morrison born July 11 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Tara joined the Elmwood gang seven years ago as a little junior in a Roman tunic (Preparing for the Latin I.B. early, huh?) Since then, Tara has taken on the wildest schedule of us all - Math, Math, Math, Science, Science, Parlez-vous Franglais?!? Yo! Knitting reading in Algebra again? You ' re a cruel code-setter, T-MOOSE, or is that T-MORSE? Well Algebrite, that Descartes workshop turned out to be worth it after all!!! Here commences Tara ' s very own soap opera of Mrs.J, Bus buddy Is that Mr. Colonel sitting over there? Ooops! HEY, let ' s spend that phone money. Yes, it took us four hours to get to school, really it did! Oh p-lease. What do we have first this morning, ooh, who cares - have a great one - Michelle Julie.

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Heidi Lawrie born April 30 71; at Elmwood: grade 13 Timothy O ' Connell, Goomba, Blarp, Laddy 3, Spazmo. Sine ' s got legs. Daddy long legs! Do you drive? Oh yeah! 01 !! Heidi - man. Hair woosh!! How ' d you burn your leg?! How ' s Larry-baby? Marky- baby? Cathy baby? If you ' d just lean over this table I ' ll saw you in half! OK! Too sweet for words! Scholar . . . fer sher! Aren ' t we all? Like, bogus man . . . bonus surfers! Don ' t these bugles taste good? Why are they so good? Shrie! Ayoh Machong Jigi-jigi ' . Wondrous! Too trusting. I ' ll miss my mammy . . . and my daddy and my brudders ' . Heidi-man ' s in trouble?! You ' re kidding! Detention anyone? Fer sher, like O, will take one. Essay??? . . . three months later - I ' m almost finished! How, do I get involved with these people? I got in a fight in Hull last weekend . . . that ' s nice! Open your mouth - real wide. Modelling. Psycho-manager! What am I gonna do?! Group hug. I have money - let ' s spend it. At Danny ' s . . . where else? We love you! Laddy 1 and Laddy 2 Eileen MacPhee born Nov. 1 69; at Elmwood; grades 11 to 13 Well, you made it, three years at the Big E and still kicl ing • barely (mono child). Grade 11 was so long ago , . Oh gross, who did that? . ■ ' Wal ey, Wakey it ' s now grade 12! Did I hear you correctly? Oh. that ' s a banana in my ear. Is that a leaf blower or the fire drill? Classics, including A M P ' s locker climbing techniques D R . Synchro swimming, playing James Bond, I didn ' t hear you, I was sleeping and Altitude doesn ' t help Louise. Evenings: The Last Dance, sleeping on coffee tables, Who moved my house?, HA. A l nack for bringing people back to their childhoods do daggers , Mr, Politics Afternoons: people watching , . does that lady know that she is caught up in her nylons? , c o Treats Summer: What ' s your sign? , working at Oregano ' s with Mr Magoo, Brain Dip , jeeps and motorcycles . watch out the Indy 500! Birthdays: All-Saints Day - what a joke!?! Halloween. Help me officer I ' ve been shot , dropping in on old friends. Thanks Lou. I needed that! and K ' s b-day . . Hey buddy, can you spare $10? Cuba- cold, marble bathroom floors, Pena is my life for longtime! - yeah we know! - Let ' s greet his wife at the airporl ' , sunglass fiasco, Come on, I dare ya, I dare ya! Alfredo Super especial . . Freddie!!! Mazda RX7: going down one way streets, the WRONG WAY! - How many people will fit? - St. F.X. Weekends! Not only the Devil has fun! Dr. J.E. MacPhee Thanks Eilan, I needed ya, but who else would ' ve been there. Love ya, Kris. Thai ' s all there is, there isn ' t anymore. Barrymore Christine McGregor born May 27 69; at Elmwood: grades 11 to 13 Well Pristine, you made it through three years in the hallowed halls of Elmwood. You came to us as ' Mrs. McGregor ' s daughter ' and leave us as a SUPERPSYCHOTIC WOMAN ON THE RAMPAGE. What happened? How about those hieroglyphic F C sections that we didn ' t quite grasp , the little twerps screaming for their pizza (have the bite marks on your arm disappeared yet?) and super-accurate labs. I think the real root of the problem was the summer of ' 87. Without you, Chris, we would have lost so many good times: semi-formal, ship ' s company Dinner Dance, penny counting, waterbomb ducking (at highly inconvenient times, I must add . . .), McDuck ' s runs and treats of the week, DQs, I bought it, he ' s mine , big feet, freckles in the dark, me-ne-me-ne, electric jello, ballerina, etc. You name it, she ' s done it . , . Pristine, you amaze us all with your total all-roundness and perfection: athletic, intelligent, beautifully blonde, and with one heck of a boyfriend. We ' ll miss you. Our only comfort will be in knowing that you will be successful, happy and perfect wherever you go. Party hearty (remember the weekend starts Tuesday and that Wednesday to Fridays are just bad mornings!) We love you! C, N F Michelle McLaughlin born Jan. 14 69; at Elmwood: grades 9 to 10 then 13 Having been at Elmwood for grades 9 10, Michele left for New York, then Denmark, returning to Elmwood for grade 13. She is now known for her addiction to Tuborg, which was actually to be found at On Tap!!! Michele has come a long way since answering the phone in St. Donat. During her athletic career at Elmwood she has contributed to the Basketball, Volleyball and Soccer teams and sprained her ankle how many times? (Oh no, I ' m so embarrassed). Michele loves to eat, especially junk food and lunch with Stefig. Remember our collection ? Riding on a chuckwagon . . . Ted, oh Ted, you are so . . . Talking about which it ' s DIRTY-HOUR! and, of course, three days later . . . Hey, Michele. what are you doing this weekend? Wanna go to Hull and dance on the speakers at Zinc, or stand in the line at the Bistro ... the good old days. Ditto, right? Tying Nila and Dil together with Nile ' s special haircut! If we put OUR heads together . . . Freddie Eddie. ' I don ' t want the bill. Give t he bill to Bill. Weak and Running D.C. It ' s been great knowing you. Love, K. C.

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Inka Pauls born Sept. 9 69; at Elmwood: grades 10 to 13 Inka is part of the German connection of Elmwood and is known for her devotion to Allan (too bad, S . . .) as well as her dedication to her job as a lifeguard (all those poolparties ' .) Being a Le Club groupie, Inka sometimes wears nylons with loafers and her uniform (although she does deny it) and is famous for her tuna dip and those banana cofresi in the Dominican Republic. If you go to Rosal ' s Bay at noon you can see everyone skinny and dipping. And I thought you hadn ' t had a bath in months? Inka can be heard saying, Can I ask a stupid question? and Your body moves in ways mine hasn ' t discovered yet , It ' s okay, he was being paid? and I ' m so hot ' , and aren ' t we glad to sleep that extra half hour! ' Bright eyes ' ... I ' m married. Prince Vince, Grade 12 pizza lunches and making Yukie sleep in the bath tub, huh? Stratford carrots, Inka, Inka, turn around (Jester of Arms), growing fruitflies in the bathroom, cafe in St. Agathe (no more . . . Mrs. C), what was that weird situa- tion at the semi-formal? All night knee slapping, Uh, sorry Inka! Best of luck in the future from your friends. Kirstin Podeschwik born Aug. 15 68; at Elmwood; grades 10 to 13 Kirstin, also known as K.P., has been an enthusiastic supporter of Elmwood for four years. She is known for her discussions on whether dogs have I.Q. ' s (yes, we know, Zumsel does), and her numerous gelato runs. Grande with hazelnut chocolate, right? On many movie marathon weekends, Dirty Dancing was actually considered a cult film, but Westley is still unsurpassed and those long nights in Hull. I can smell your friends, Bouncie will be there. What about that amazing summer with Annette? Kirstin has come a long way since Helium changed its name. Now it ' s ZINC! And remember how we discovered the Bistro. Houg with Pink Lakes and apples anyone? But it ' s only 7a.m.! Although Kirstin is a good cook, her apple pancakes don ' t always turn out even if there ' s a volleyball game scheduled at tVlooney ' s Bay. Shorts with holes and a quote from the bouncer, Don ' t push, XXX His english is improving. Thanks for being a great friend. Debbie Soroczan born tVlarch 26 68; at Elmwood; grade 13 Debbie enjoyed her first and only year at Elmwood and will fondly remember last minute dashes in the a.m. from the corner of Springfield and Maple with her bus buddies; all-you-can-eat pasta; Caesar soup; haircuts at strange places; muffin stops; English classes; being an Elmwood Old-Girl before graduating, and knowing all the lovely sorts she met at Elmwood. See ya later alligator. □ 14