Elmwood School - Samara Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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Chase Harris born May 14 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Chastity Harris, have I ever told you )ust how fat and ugly you are and that you have no friends ' Chase is one of the few representatives of super jockdom in grade 13, During her seven bnef years at Elmwood she has excelled on almost every team in existence: soccer, Softball, basketball, track, tennis and especially volleyball, I can ' t believe that you ' re just missing that anxiously awaited gym. During her final year as a ditzy blonde Senior Prefect, Chasey has shown much spirit and certainly, self control when asked such questions as can we still bring in pennies ' and when are the rugby shirts coming in? Sincere curses for all the IVlcDuck ' s, DQ and donut runs. At least at our exercise routine balanced it all out (oh hoh hoh hoh!) I don ' t know how I ' ll survive science labs without you. Never forget our classic moves - red solution all over your white sweater, test tubes rebounding from the floor, precision techniques and legitimate results. Some serious 1987-1988 moments - Chase can ' t walk, Chase can ' t see . . .; giggle attacks in the Y.T.D. mobile: S,Y.E,P; surprise B.D. parties, gate vessel weekends (you lucky wench); your weekends in general and Ivlonday morning recoveries; counting pennies and broken male hearts; D.C. burping contests; big feet; Pongo buses and ice fights in T.O,; and your Lucretia tendencies. Thanks for a lot of fun both at Elmwood and at Carleton, you ' ve been a great friend even if you do arrange my life a bit too much . . , more, more. Best of luck in everything you do love, Pristine. Cindy Hartman born Dec. 6 69; at Elmwood: grade 13 Goomba, Blurp, Laddy 2, fanatic Pat O ' Reilly. We love you, even in a black mood ' . Grey, white, Neon, yellow! Where ' s a guy ' s brain! OBNOXIOUS!! Scuttle man ' . The Laddy ' s cruising in the Volvo with baseball caps - he Beasties!!! Don ' t drink the water ' . No more foreigners! Underdeveloped Mex- icans. Gary ' s Couriers-delivery? 1 1 :30 pm? No problem! Bit of a temper, Patty? probable destination- paratrooper in the Israeli army! What a night! Not strong, Max? ' . We ' ll see!!! Buddies!! ' Till death do us part. You Hull bunny you (sarcasm). Get it? Part of the family!! Clown!! Blorp! I love you! Her one true love? BEN! (D, M, R, R, R) Could you set your standards a little higher?! She ' s a country girl at heart. Let ' s bring them camping and leave them on an island. Bye boys ' !. All men are little boys at heart. I ' d be pleased to leave, sir, thank you! Wicked driver. Rick A. Van Halen. Hot night fer cruisin ' eh dude? Yuk-Yuks-quiet down Cindy! You ' re embarrassing us! What would you do if I sang out of key? We ' d still love you. love, Laddies 1 and 3 Holly Hilborn born April 8 69; at Elmwood: grade 13 Holly, or Heidi as you ' ve been known by some people, will be remembered by many for having ' Super Cool ' before absolutely everything, for begging to have Barni for just one day (and you really do look alike), that large green car, more commonly known as ' the boat ' , and for helping seemingly losing tug-of-war teams pull their way to victory. You haven ' t been at Elmwood long but I don ' t think you ' ll be forgotten in a hurry. I ' m sure you won ' t forget being up at 5:15 am to go rowing. We ' ll prob- ably see you next in the Winter Olympics skating towards gold, or maybe some other colour. I haven ' t known you long but you ' ve been a good friend and I wish you luck in the future. Oh, and by the way I ' m Scottish not Irish, don ' t forget. Love Sam. Carol Hodgson born Feb. 8 70; at Elmwood: grades 8 to 13 Just a dancing fool. No, no, you don ' t understand. Guess where I ' m going today? If one more per- son mentions university I ' m going to explode. Brain the size of aggy. Breakfast of idiots. Ookpik. What year is it? It ' s 1957, small town America. Watch it, or you ' ll gain access to the Tiffany room, Ack. Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky Rtang. Tattoo you. Little ol ' ladies from Passedena, they ' ll never be the same. Don ' t be on Elgin late at night. Insanity rules. Why bother saying it when you can imply it. Hey Winston Paul Lennon I. Wow it ' s been a long time, thank you Gill Lorimer. I remember when that cheese bun Carol! I still have the MeP tape don ' t I? Am I still immortalized on your wall? I drive a hitchin ' Lincoln Con- tinental (hold up the handle). Too many years in Stratford, baby. If peach fuzz doesn ' t bring the pic- tures we might not go in for a whole day. Let ' s kill the blonde kid. Meet me there in September and February and WEAR THE HAT (and the Grad dress). Don ' t forget Soup and Spaghetti and Dynasty - I ' ll have a front door key made for you. You ' re always welcome. Love Munch. David Thomas I presume. Meet me the cry and die, I ' ll be the one wearing a scarf and banging the floor. 10

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I Fiona Doetsch born June 29 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Well Fifi, you ' ve really done it this time! It ' s been so long since you bounced into that 7S classroom, and yet you ' ve made it through all those years, with a tew breaks in between. Fiona ' s 1 quote on Berlin, B-cards, losing shoes . . . rowing, chem. nerd glasses, those accurate experiments, Wednesdays, Bubbles. Do I look like her? ID anyone? M.O.T.W. (J,M,M.J, J,E,C,G,M), Expert table cleaner . . . Fiona, put that bottle back! , your great aptitude at rose presentation . . . don ' t quit your day job! You ' re actually getting good at writing letters . . . Aw man, my life is so complicated. Apple juice, or a Sweet Marie? Skiing . . . the beach party - nice pants, the French and German we slaved through. Carleton crews, Let ' s crew together. Don ' t fly too high, signs on bathroom doors, black tie din- ners, Arctic Dream. Only You . . . Love always, Vicky Chasey Trixabelle. my favourite food at Elmwood, we actually survived all those science classes together in the front row so much for being able to concentrate by sitting next to you. Thanks for all the good times - water pistols, stomping on loafers, D.C. burping contests, ruined chem. experiements and always being so early for classes just 5 minutes more! Thanks for everything this year, I forgive you for that bus ride but I ' m afraid I can ' t hang around with you anymore - a certain person thinks you ' re a terrible influence! Best of Luck in the future wench: Love Floo. Charlotte Eider born Nov. 26 69; at Elmw ood: grades 11 to 13 Coffeebreaks in the mornig, afternoon, night with Little Kriter. Working at Wim ' s. Fooflevel. La Chevelure. The guy with the shoe! Breakup with N C about convertible P. Demonstrations by ConR at SG. More? N thinks so. Extremes. D V ' s (the oasis) Defan (no direction here.) Stalking the wild asparagus Cescapes to SA, exit left, leaving little Kriter with electronic surveillors. See you in Paris. NJJ. remember Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Anne-Marie Fournier born Nov. 21 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Getting in trouble . . . trouble ad infinitum! Quebec City - Monday - 3 hour d.t. First date fiasco - I ' m so embarrassed . . . foreigners, always foreigners. Speak English or die. Never go out with a guy who ' s prettier than you could ever hope to be. Bubba. It ' s been a mama bad day. Hangin ' out with the guys. Where ' d you get that bruise? Vit-vit-vit-voom. Dizzy blond, Ben George ' s. Watch that wig- gle. Gordie Brown -dancin ' in the dark - Yer name Tracy? Classics book - nice nylons. What a rough Saturday - was that a fire drill, nah? Dance Committee announcements - Respect?!! Oi spazmo! You goomba scuttle butt! Best buddies - Cindy Heidi, let ' s grow old together. Spain - hey cosin - 1 love you! Holy Alaskans . . . geek. Manuel, J. G., Oh Danny boy?! The Bagel Bagel encounter! I love you wench! Bogus maan. I live in the park. Yuk-Yuk ' s- Cindy calm down ' . Righteous dude . . . hey laddio, what up duck? And all the while I think of you . . . Higher and higher . . . that ' s what love is made of . . . t Jothin ' like the great outdoors, nature, smogs. Blondey, legs. Grizzly Adams. IF. Joyous man. Cruising!! Brass monkey - GIRLS - you look great!!! Vat else can ve sa y dawling . . . ve luv u more than vords can say! LOVE 4 eternity Laddy 2 and 3. Later Elmwood, right ... Vicky Grossman-Hensel born July 11 69; at Elmwood: grades 4 to 13 So Goldilocks, after, is it really eight years, you ' re off to see the real world. Princeton, eh! Better get rid of that gullibleness. Hopefully those great knees are finally sorted out - a little poking never hurt anybody - maybe you ' ll be able to ski better without ripping your ski jacket (just joking). How about some apple juice. Sweet Marie, or maybe some V-8? It ' s ten o ' clock, do you know where your daughter is? Has anything happened yet? Sam died! Did you see what ' s happening with Lisa and Vicky? . . . Last minute advice - are you sure I can say that? Debating the greater issues of the world. Trips, T O., that waiters bold ' . . . Wake up, turn the TV off, I ' m not getting up. Crashing after beach parlies. Chasing racers around. Bikers going up and down the street. Where are you Fiona? Crashing black tie dinners in pursuit of Candide. Sweet Dreams! Keep laughing, and the best of luck. Luv ya, Fiona. Well Vickums, it ' s my turn. Which page of the Yearbook has the Citizen article of the somewhat special family on it . . . catty, huh. Keep up the tennis skills, I ' ll see you in the geriatric tournaments (next year!) Best of luck with the Prince next year . . . don ' t get too collegiate on me! We ' ll get you giggly yet GOLDILOCKS! Don ' t forget us greenies! YTD 9

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Nicole Jackson born March 27 69; at Elmwood: grades 8 to 13 Meetings in the park. D V ' s (the oasis). The guy with the shoe! It ' s the Seine, really. Taxi drivers in Hull! Holidays, Kaspar the friendly ghost (?). What was that Russian guy ' s name? Food. Oregano ' s. Drinks. Granny Smith coffeebreaks, morning, afternoon, night. Dylan, (no direction home) Stalking the wild asparagus. What an attitude? That hole was there when we arrived, really! Little Kriter! Volvo maniac. Who ' s Lonie? Vienna: year 2000. W flies with K V B. See you in Paris CLE and remember: Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Nicole Knowlton born Sept. 27 69; at Elmwood: grades 11 to 13 Well denang me Nicole if we haven ' t made it through the year to graduation ' Secadm ' joined the ' Elmwood Com- munity ' in gr. 11. During her 3 years, Nicole has contributed to many activities including rowing, the ski team, choir and band (Play that funky music, hopalong) and could always be counted on to enthusiastically support school social events. As our head girl, Nikki has continuously impressed us throughout the long year with her hardwork, organization and dedication to Elmwood and Students. She even managed to keep her sense of humour through it all. Who else could roll 150 000 pennies on a Saturday and still be smiling at the end. Knickers has become known for her zinger comments that never cease to amaze us - Jiggle your eyes, your head is stuck and statements in crowded movie theatres Oh ... I like him. Always remember fondly math classes for after all we do have other courses you know. I get to keep our math brain and may you never have to erase another blackboard in your life. Keep in your Elmwood Memory Box - a certain fluorescent Ontario Ski team jacket, bathroom advertising cam- paigns, the Smother ' s Brothers penny rap, Sam, Incredible detention giving skills; Sam, lost brain cells from too many diet creamsodas, sesame snaps and R C ' s, all those graveyard shifts, C.B. boogernuggets. and ' can you give this to your Mother? Thanks for such a memorable time at Elmwood and for your friendship and support. We wish you the best of luck m the future. You ' ll always be the sexiest Hershey kiss I ' ve ever met and when will you ever learn to cook a hamburger? Love C. Ingrid Kujala born Nov. 16 68; at Elmwood: grades 12 to 13 Ingrid made her way to Elmwood in Grade 1 2. As a rower during that year, she will remember gain- ing experience (as well as a few blisters) in Regattas that lasted for hours. She still hates the thought of rowing on the clean waters of the Ottawa River, but it was worth it. She can say that downhill ski- ing Friday night was great although many of us were half asleep on the bus getting back to school even though it wasn ' t ten o ' clock yet. She is thankful that her locker Isn ' t situated in the common room. Do we have to wonder why? She still can ' t figure out how all the girls could ever breathe in there. Hey You in the green! Oh no we have less than five minutes to catch the bus! Along with those who had and knew Mrs. Davis, Ingrid will always have the fondest memories of her. Someday Ingrid will sail to Australia or at least fly there and windsurf down under. Nila! Again you parked crooked! To the Class of ' 88: A journey of a thousand miles begins with the First step! - Best of luck and happiness in the future. Kristen Lawr born Jan. 29 69; at Elmwood: grades 11 to 13 Well ugly, it ' s been quite the 3 years, starting with the memorable grade 1 1 TV glow Gordie. Then on to the big grade 12 and those amazing gym classes trekking on the coldest night of the year it behooves me . . . if I asked you a question, what would you say? Easter weekends and Pink Lake Bert baby Wrestlemania Hudson and initiation people watching - does that lady know her dress is caught up in her nylons? study break! Care for a game of frisbee? Pete Marty ' s part time resident of 2455 Rosewood You have to use matrix (140 proof) Last Dance, and lest we forget . . . washing the moonraker. Then it was on to grade 13 . . . Yahoo! It all started with Hallowe ' en nite and All Saint ' s Day and from that point, we knew it would never end! On to revealing Hull ' s Secrets to is the tax included? It was quite the year but - it wasn ' t over ' til we hit Cuba! Alexi all night laughin you are so beautiful shopping in Cuba (large family, Kristen?) more ' s Voya, Voya Zum, zum, zum, sante! Lady in Red Papaya Meeting friends all over the world . . . Sue Alfredio Super Especiale ChicaBoom Guantanaimera 3 letters in one day. Kris thanks for making the past 3 years a riot, and not to mention bearable Love you always because you are sappier than I am, Eileen You won ' t forget me because I rememb er you. EGB